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Max Aemilius

@upontherocks.bsky.social
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I left home and faked my ID I fucked every man I wanted to be

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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tech bro kiddie names don't change the rest of us. Glad you studdied Make the app, move from east of the Mississippi Bow to the facist. But we were here first.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ya'll can joke. But its "the City" and thats it.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No horses, totally a bad idea to add horses. You easterners think its a joke, but out west we have them, bad news out west to put judges on horseback. Take the hint.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its been payin off for a hundred years right? Smith county Kansas votes red again.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
was funnier when the fbi was after you, but it fits today
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She 50 and look like that? or pumped full of trout sperm? or old photo?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kansas, you in danger girl
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hot chick profile pic first, science second.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5MP...
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Neko Case - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They screamed "OBAMA PHONES!!!!!" for years
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get your GPA up, you might get into Columbia where they celebrate the slaughter of journalists
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go to Yosenite, its gorgeous, but all those squirrels carry plague. Millions go, we get by.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obama extending lifeline from landlines to cell was really expensive and a horrendous giveaway. But this is kosher, not buying votes..
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Take her to the East Oakland waterfront for the unicorn rides, She'll totally get a grip on reality.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you don't have an ozzy punter, what are you even doing?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Metaverse, where I met my last ex-wife, she gave me digital herpes after charming techbros behind my back. Bitch!
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Columbia, we support the slaughter of journalists by authoritarians. Apply now!
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lets let Putin own the banks, lawyers and politicians of Europe. It'll be fun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DXl...
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Gangsta's Paradise
YouTube video by Coolio - Topic
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They were doing it in LA. A year before TwinCities. They were filming every resistance, every citizen..
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is common in rodents of the U.S. west, we survive nonetheless.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somebody get Karp, omg what a facist douchenozzle/ Then get lizard boy thiel/
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadly so true.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop making me respect internet personas you regular fucker.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How bout I just follow because you are brilliant, and a calm human. regardless of state. Enjoy Oregon, watch the Tsunami warnings.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8... Finish the job Americans!
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Dead Man's Party
YouTube video by Oingo Boingo - Topic
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤪
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
NUKE the YIELDS!
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lara Korte, who was just fired from Stars & Stripes, has been covering the relocation of personnel from Bahrain for months and did a great piece today on 1,300 Navy family members displaced from Bahrain who are stuck in limbo given the damage to the Bahrain base. www.stripes.com/branches/nav...
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Navy families evacuated from Bahrain face ‘uncharted territory’ amid bureaucratic confusion
The evacuation has left families in limbo and forced military officials to improvise solutions for support programs.
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Chase Madar @madar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remarkable how little political noise it's made here in the US that a major American naval base in Bahrain was basically destroyed, and that this was kept quiet for five months www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/u...
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Navy Carrier’s Problems Are Tied to Attacks on U.S. Base Early in War
Diego Garcia, a tiny island 2,200 miles from the Gulf of Oman, took over as the Navy’s logistics hub after Iran damaged a base in Bahrain.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You really want to hang the future on some dumb popular vote, that doesn't move elections?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
we know how it works, that is dumb.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The american electorate elected trump... TWICE!
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🤪
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
rabbits eating all my goodies this year. So freakin -40% at my house
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My nevada side property is all dirt and boulders. but I sail to the tree side of the lake.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what a moron. I opened the market to your competitors at communist controlled prices, that you can't compete with. Love you farmers?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I enjoy the wilderness and the grandeuer. But its more beautiful from the no income tax side of the lake?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Booooo.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Speaks to my soul
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Neko Case "Fox Confessor Brings The Flood"
Neko  Case "Fox Confessor Brings The Flood"  Album cover
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe a lost decade for me, was it not nickelback?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Isn't there a post midterm tripwire for medicade, medicare etc... do the media not want to discuss? seems relevant.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Do you think he would turn down the corporate power his district yields? And honor voters?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If he doesn't surprise people soon, he is short for leadership. Been abysmal, since the silence, to book tour era.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You have a much more optimistic concept of what Hakeem would do, than I do. Dude will lay in the grass, and collect donations.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So bummed a simple codependent can be whisked into this realm.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can this Republican, pro govt price control group, please drop coffee prices if they are going to fuck with free markets? I need a buzz to work three jobs.
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gov't directed oil price controls, gov't directed retail gas controls, gov't directed beef price controls. But those Dem socialists who want to help the middle class are Communists! OK buddy, but can you please lower the price of coffee so I can swill a bit more, and hustle grind to keep up?
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fast forward to today and JUDGE: So your position is that you're not going to comply? ... bsky.app/profile/muel...
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