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Joey

@unxiled.bsky.social
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Awkward and depressed dwarf LFG Proud geek, gamer, seeker of knowledge, fighter for equality for all, Shadowrunner, and former Merchant of Death. Sportsball means nothing to me. I'm a supporting character in my own life.

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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 16h
I would say how does this happen but we all know why Regulations on food and drugs are a good thing m’kay?
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An ICE agent fired into a man's car in Marble Hill this afternoon with a 5-year-old in the backseat. DHS released his arrest record and blamed sanctuary politicians, and never said what led an agent to open fire. ICE's own investigators are handling the case. youtu.be/ZhaotE2PuJU
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ICE Agent Shoots Man in His Car With His 5-Year-Old in the Backseat
YouTube video by Eliza Orlins
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
George Carlin was a comedian telling jokes. He wasn’t actually suggesting live executions. “Back in Town” 1996 for those interested.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
'Weird Al' Yankovic Is Celebrating 'UHF' With a Live Show, But Struggling to Make a Biopic Sequel
'Weird Al' Yankovic will celebrate 'UHF' with a show at the Hollywood Bowl, but has been unable to get a sequel to 'Weird' biopic off the ground.
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think I have a brilliant idea. I’m going to be in my nursing home talking yet another idea I had for a billion dollar industry. The difference being that this time the technology exists to make it real.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 08/10/2026
Margaret Hamilton, who led the 100-person team that wrote the onboard software for the Apollo missions, has died.
nyti.ms
Margaret Hamilton, Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions, Has Died
Margaret Hamilton, the first female programmer hired to work on the space project at M.I.T., was 90.
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John Beacom @johnbeacom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 2026 Physics Nobel Prize to Francis Halzen is well deserved! I wrote the attached explainer for the public from the perspective of someone who has worked in this field and known Francis for decades. I welcome helping sharing it. Congratulations to Francis and all! medium.com/@beacom.7/ho...
medium.com
How Neutrinos, Which Barely Exist, Just Ran Off with a Nobel Prize — Again!
John Beacom (Ohio State University), with no assistance from AI
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steam sale is going. I was showing my partner the deep discount percentages. They said that I should get something now if I wanted to. I said there was a game that I wanted for $1.99 and I have $1.74 credit. I didn’t spend the quarter difference because of my backlog.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 06/10/2026
Based on my estimates, I'm going to be broke at the end of the month. And my savings will only last that long because I've started putting my groceries on a credit card (which was how they all got maxed out last year). Any help you can give will be greatly appreciated.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go max !!
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are 2 types of Trump supporters: Billionaires & idiots Check your bank account to see which one you are.
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 06/10/2026
I'm striking out on an adventure because Kevin said I wouldn't. Screw you, Kevin!! 😡 You don't know me!!
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People- if you ever have consensual sex with someone… and then you want to have it AGAIN… you have to ask EACH AND EVERY TIME you fuck with someone. Each time… ie “how about now?” Marriage, dating, bf/gf, yes ONE TIME, does not imply or give consent EVERY Time. Idiots. Pass it on.
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/10/2026
In the immortal words of Dara Ó Briain, "Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop."
nytimes.com
What Are the Biggest Questions in Science Today? 100 Scientists Weigh In.
We asked 100 scientists about unsolved problems in their fields. They sent back provocations — on the origins of life, the possibilities for human progress and much more.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t like it here anymore.
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Melanie @bluemel57.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026
texans: you still have three days to register to vote
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos. Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My partner’s dog was very excited to see me. I think that I’m claimed.
Me in a black Grogu tee, covered in chihuahua hair.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/10/2026
TIL that this recurring TNG minor character was played by a stealth trans woman she’s in 43 episodes and several of the movies
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rushi @rushicrypto

If capitalism truly rewarded skill or intelligence, the richest people would be neurosurgeons, engineers, and scientists.

If it rewarded talent, it would be artists, writers, and creators.

If it rewarded hard work, it would be cleaners, laborers, and service workers.

But it's none of them.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
James Burke with one of the greatest pieces if timing in Television history as he turns, points, and Voyager 2 takes off from Cape Canaveral in August 1977.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
Q: Barack Obama just said 'if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better.' Do you buy that? TRUMP: It's ridiculous. I love women. I think they're great. But what a ridiculous statement that is.
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got shot! Three times! I have WiFi or something. What I’m saying is… get vaccinated.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"In 2020, there were only six programs in the U.S. that sent unarmed responders, such as mental health clinicians, to certain 911 calls instead of police officers. Now, these programs — sometimes called alternative or community response — are in nearly 100 cities." www.npr.org/2026/09/22/n...
npr.org
How unarmed 911 teams are reshaping public safety in nearly 100 cities
Alternative response programs, where mental health clinicians respond to 911 calls instead of police, have proliferated since George Floyd's murder. What does it take to do this work well?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The DOJ attorney who's defending Trump's media ban in court is a big fan of Adolf Hitler.
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Chrystal Williams 🏳️‍⚧️ @chrystalwrox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to make a big spoiler but it’s been out for a bit. Silent Bob can lift Mjolnir He is worthy.
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The CryptoNaturalist @CryptoNature

"You're 45, so it's time to get a colonoscopy."
Cold. Impersonal.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just saw an ad for a game on steam that was (almost) designed for me. Star Wars Monopoly. Here’s the almost part, on sale for $22.50, regularly $30. I have several physical boards and a PlayStation game. I’m good.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m watching Better Off Dead. Thinking about following it with One Crazy Summer.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m a citizen. I was born here, same as my parents, and their parents. But for some reason, I now have several people who know where I keep my birth certificate and social security card.
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Consequences sure have a way of piling up when you stop giving a shit about everything.
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Executive dysfunction!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There has been an idea that keeps floating through my head. But I could never get elected in Kansas City. Not because I’m inexperienced. Not because I have crippling social. But because I don’t care about anything sports related that happens in the world, let alone this city.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Joey @unxiled.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have been here too many times.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And you won’t know which is which until you open the box.
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