Reposted by Alexander PaschallBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m just happy to support the company who will fire everyone who made these things 1745248
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love my terminally offline wife. I had to explain to Kait who Hasan Piker is. She had only heard the name in passing. There I was laughing and frantically trying to catch her up on the RNC thing. She is living in the grass. 1100
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Resoldered my truck's AC unit and it's working. My brain keeps telling me I have 0% electrical skill so this is an impossible thing. It feels like fairies fixed it because I can't fathom that I did lol. 3271
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Showing off my truck. I still need to resolder the AC, but for today I'm happy with just the upgrade to 13" honda rims. I also took out the touch-screen and put in a 90's radio/cassette player. The interior got some shag upgrades too. 3375
Reposted by Alexander PaschallQuentin Burleson @equipkilt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026So... its finally happened. The game that I have been working on the past couple of years is finally live on Kickstarter. It's been a crazy journey to this point and appreciate everyone who has supported me on this. www.kickstarter.com/projects/how...kickstarter.comAlpha Team Mechanized Battle Force Go!A 2-5 player co-operative tabletop game with giant robots, rampaging monsters, powerful combos, and real teamwork! 32911
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 030
Reposted by Alexander PaschallGodspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think it might be kinda bad that the entire American game dev industry is built on a foundation of "fire the people who made it after shipping so you can tell shareholders that you're maximizing company value" 04812
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wtf are people not doing bDoorOpen = true ? What am I missing here??? 000
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Halp. I'm working on my Suzuki Carry when the AC power just straight up pops loose. I was able to solder it into place temporarily for a bit, but it popped out again. Anyone know a good way to get a solid connection to whatever this is? Hard to get a good connection into this tiny spot. 120
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This absolute unit of a groundhog is Steve. He has lived on the farm for a long time and at this point no one has the heart to get rid of him. He is huge. 070
Reposted by Alexander PaschallDuncan Robson @duncanrobson.com · 14/08/2026Reminder that I’m available for video editing work. Services include capture, motion graphics and maybe my voice? Temporary or otherwise. Maybe I’ll get a decent microphone next time! 01310
Reposted by Alexander PaschallGodspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026.... I literally cannot believe that worked. 2191
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Checking the Internet first thing every morning for the past year like 020
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Internet, I need help. I just got a '97 Suzuki Carry DD51B and it's awesome. Problem: I completely disassembled and reassembled the dash, but have two 14mm nuts left and can't figure out where they went. Does anyone know where I can find a real parts schematic of the cab/dash. 3138
Reposted by Alexander Paschalldumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026new version of the advert: 3330661231
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 26/05/2026We hit a fuckin tree The train hit a tree or a tree fell on the train, idk, but I'm stuck in a fuckin swamp. 470
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I love what Godot is doing, but the fanboys gotta stop. My feed is simultaneously "Is Godot the next AAA killer?" And "Godot gets specular mapping in latest update" Y'all... Y'all c'mon. 2121
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Unreal Engine 6 is announced just to remind you of how many half-finished features from UE4 are just laying in there rotting still. 2241
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026On a train through the south and multiple people getting off at Atlanta have been watching tiktok without headphones. Atlanta is not beating the charges. 020
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I found a missing cat and reunited her with her owner. Poor old girl had half a tail and a missing eye. I am just riding that high now. Here is Seri: 060
Reposted by Alexander Paschalldr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/04/2026Just said "dope!" real loud in a meeting........ gamedev has changed my vocabulary for the worse. 3643
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Guys I am so sorry I manifested this Yesterday morning I said to Kait "If someone does it... They should strip naked afterward so it's undeniably at least a little funny." And I wake up to this. 040
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Local tow truck had blatant AI art so I took a picture. The truck's driver came out and said I had a good eye. I told him "towing" is misspelled. He said "it's a stylized 'G'" "No, I mean, towing has only one 'I'" 160
Reposted by Alexander PaschallDylan Browne @dylanbrowne.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Adding some stuff to Through The Ages #GameDev #RealTime #PathTracing 1215
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura 030
Reposted by Alexander PaschallRegressor @the-regressor.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Longtime college friend of mine, Mike Prinke, was among those laid off at Epic Games: he has been fighting terminal brain cancer, and now he, his wife, and kid, have no income or health insurance. Sharing here in hopes it can reach the right people on their behalf. #epicgames 3723471690
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 27/03/2026How am I just now hearing the term "friendslop"? How have I become so out of the loop?? 240
Reposted by Alexander PaschallUnited Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 25/03/2026If you are a worker at Epic Games looking to form a union to fight against these layoffs, reach out to us. 2338161
Reposted by Alexander PaschallNick Popovich @nickpopovich.bsky.social · 25/03/2026We're hiring a ✨Senior Game Designer✨ for a new project at Monomi Park! 🍃 Applicants should have strong Unreal Engine experience, be able to own significant portions of a game's design, and the ability to work well within a small team. Is that yoooou? job-boards.greenhouse.io/monomipark/j...job-boards.greenhouse.ioSenior Game DesignerSan Mateo, CA 9219174
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Dave Oshry is the real-life badass game dev that Hollywood tries to invent for a show/movie and everyone says is an exaggeration. 230
Reposted by Alexander Paschall✨ Devon ✨ @devonadesso.com · 24/03/2026If you need a QA/Test Lead for your team with 9 years of experience in the industry, including live service and single player AAA titles, please hit me up. I have worked on titles like Destiny 2 and Fortnite, and would love to be your test team's best advocate and process improver. somnifery.comsomnifery.comdevon adesso 215097
Reposted by Alexander Paschalldannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026my thought with all those at Epic today. it should be illegal to lay off 20% of your workforce on a whim. it's not perfect, but there are more protections against this sort of thing in Europe. support politicians with legitimate connections to labor unions. 101032204
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Look y'all, almost 3 years ago I was laid off from Epic. Now I am a literal cowboy/game dev. You can too. 5352
Reposted by Alexander PaschallChris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026If anyone is hiring for a game designer with 23 years of experience, hit me up. 85540
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The guy who made the prototype for FN: Battle Royal from Save The World left before the first round of layoffs. I asked him why, he said "Fortnite is my baby, but my baby is 30 and has a drug addiction. I need a new baby." 1234
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I never want to hear about how wild big cities are again. My small town is currently trying to deal with the local crazy lady who made a website, printed signs for it, and put them up. It's a blog where she explains she's God so it's okay to "relieve" her dog so he stops killing her chickens. 070
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 24/03/2026"Rich guy can't figure out how to pay employees. Seen weeping in second McLaren in front of mansion" 04311
Reposted by Alexander Paschalldoctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Adios is 45% off on Steam! That's the lowest it's ever going to go!!! If you a game about a pig farmer choosing to give up disposing of bodies for the mob, check it out! If you love it, please leave a review! We're 1% away from Overwhelmingly Positive. store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/... 2254127
Reposted by Alexander PaschallJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it 983002402
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This just made most of the people I know way closer than they'd like to be in a dark "6 Degrees From Kevin Bacon" sense 020
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Lol get rekt bozo. You took my top spot and made an enemy for nothing. All my homies hate Alexander Paschall 370
Reposted by Alexander PaschallMegan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Folkhero of our generation right here 2689
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I choose Melt Banana because I'm EARNING that $1,000,000. No one could tell me it was easy money. 030
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 13/01/2026We don't talk enough about how no one could describe a "metaverse" without just describing "The internet, but in 3D" which, it turns out, is worse than 2D internet actually. 070
Alexander Paschall @unrealalexander.bsky.social · 13/01/2026How many times did I have to explain to people how useless they were? I lost track. No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense. 080