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Chris Koeppel

@badgermancer.bsky.social
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Game designer. Prev: Fortnite, Treyarch (Black Ops 4 & Black Ops Cold War), etc. Opinions are my own and they are terrible.

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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 10h
What if I started screaming and didn't stop Could I consider that job training of some kind
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I worked in NYC for 5 years and I am 90% sure the subways in Control Resonant don't work right
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Das Ich - Macht youtu.be/tuvEXObzb2A
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Macht
YouTube video by Das Ich - Topic
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I appear to have a choice between getting eaten alive by mosquitos or getting contact dermatitis from the mosquito spray. This does not bode well for ol' Chris here.
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Alex Reed @salexanderreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP Bruno Kramm, remarkable frontman of Das Ich. Not only was he behind the best music of the circa-1990 Neue Deutsche Todeskunst moment, but he put his money where his mouth was, running for office as official Pirate Party Germany candidate. Nobody quite like him.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good news: the Ashtray Maze still whips ass
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The best way to play Control is with invincibility turned on. It becomes a much funnier game about standing in front of Hiss dummies and hitting them with a garbage can with impunity.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Printers are the worst goddamned contraptions in the world. Just horrible little machines.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do not find it particularly helpful to respond to layoffs by saying really good things can come from adversity. Unless you are explicitly offering said good thing, maybe clamp down on that. Everyone knows that theoretical things might happen maybe. This is not really helpful.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Executives are dead set on self-immolating the game industry, huh.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil was delightful start to finish. Good to see representation of players (me) who are terrible at the game.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Poking around FF9 a bit. Stopped when I had the horrible realization that the last time I played this 25 years ago, I was also terribly unemployed. I do not like this circle.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Control Resonant is only 84 on Metacritic!" 1.) Control sits at 82. 2.) Get off Metacritic. Stop. Just stop. Play art that calls to you.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being unemployed means you get to play all the cutting edge games like Final Fantasy 6
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It would be pretty cool if someone paid me to do my job again
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's like they're making something for the intersection of exactly my precise interests. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sig...
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Industrial Music/Graphics: A Visual History of a Movement
Industrial music built a visual language as confrontational as its sound—Throbbing Gristle to Nine Inch Nails, told by its designers.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People gush about Brandon Sanderson, and particularly his ability to just work. Dude is a machine. He's not my thing, but I respect the craft and work. Adrian Tchaikovsky is not spoken of as often, I feel, and honestly should be. He is absurdly prolific and at such high quality and range.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had an exclusive chat with autocorrect today.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would clearly be impossible to make a Crazy Taxi without genAI. It's never been done! Ever!
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
King Hippo dating sim
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Kontravoid single, this is not a drill www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHY...
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Without
YouTube video by Kontravoid - Topic
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is the most factually correct someone can be.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bringing a droid to a mission is hilarious, just chucking grenades left and right. Chopper would approve. (But would think these are rookie numbers.)
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Zero Company's overwatch is either confusing or bugged. I've had enemies just straight up stroll through them no problem without it triggering. Basic Battle Droids, no special abilities. Trots through with not a care in the world and Kabb just lets 'em through even though he has shots remaining.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kabb Uppercut is an all timer name. Powerful. Mysterious. Punches things.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Zero Company is rad, but the PS5 version is rough. Constant texture and model pop-in. Bizarrely low res shadows. Janky cameras, especially as reinforcements arrive. Units teleporting instead of pathfinding sometimes. And now the game froze 3/4 through a mission. Cooooooool.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would like for GTA6 where they just do The Stupid Shit. Just play as a player would, doing the stupidest shit possible. Show me how stupid it can be, and if there are new, hitherto unknown ways of Being Stupid.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GTA 6 has the finest Standing in Elevator tech you've ever seen.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
rip to one of the realest ever to do it
JOSHUA BASCHE (assistant cinematics editor, Red Alert 3): It’d be these long takes of them just sitting there reading a teleprompter as lines came up. It was towards the end of the day, and you could kind of tell Curry was tired, he wanted to get out of there. But then that line comes up. And you saw the smile pop onto his face when he read it through first. The first take was that take. 
IVANA MILIČEVIĆ (“Dasha,” Red Alert 3): When I saw that, I was like, “I know you’ve been sitting there for hours.”
MICAL PEDRIANA (story and cinematics producer, Red Alert 3): Everyone was busting up.
JOSHUA BASCHE: It’s so bombastic. It’s so fantastic.
STUART ALLISON (cinematic editor, Red Alert 3): This is fucking brilliant. I love this. This is Frank N. Furter, for me.
IVANA MILIČEVIĆ: Was he making fun of it? Or was he having fun?
CHRIS CORRY (executive producer, Red Alert 3): He was ready to bring the ham. I don’t think he was breaking at all.
JOSHUA BASCHE: I think he did exactly what he wanted to do.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry movies were a staple in my house when I was growing up in the '80s and '90s. My mom loved him. I remember when Rocky Horror came to VHS and she was so excited she could share it. She passed away four years ago, but I am truly glad she could take comfort in his art until the end. RIP.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
See you there, Tim.
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
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JoleneHunter (Dolly Parton, Front 242)
YouTube video by YesButMarshall
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reckoning with the fact that everything I know about Canada comes from The Kids in the Hall.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tom Savini is a fucking legend. And he lost everything. His home. His beloved pets. His life's work - work that served as the foundation of the horror we hold most dear. There isn't the character count to list his legacy here. If you can, please consider donating. www.gofundme.com/f/support-to...
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Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel like I did my whole career wrong. Just a big ol' black hole of bad choices. In reality I just navigated it the best I could, had success and failures like anyone else, but man it feels grim right now.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Heavy Metal Parking Lot 15 times
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Being unemployed means you can start watching Leviathan at midnight.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I had a dream where @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp was designing a GI Joe game. I hope I really have the gift of prophecy because it was bananas.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This man clearly has Big Ideas and should speak more about them, without consulting a lawyer first. He needs to get more of his unfiltered, uncensored thoughts out in the public record, possibly in front a jury of his peers.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This stings. Fucking bummer, man.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There is a bizarre, persistent belief by hiring managers that you must have experience in their specific game or precise genre in order to do your job. This is wrong, and stupid. I hadn't created progression systems for a FPS before Black Ops 4. You know, a high profile game. Worked out fine.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's honestly nice to hear that most of the AI bubble really is people play-acting to keep their jobs: hermit-tech.com/blog/ai-mani... Doctorow has a big essay on this, but I prefer the source (this isn't an outsider, they're a high profile tech consultant actively mixing it up in the biz)
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AI Mania Is Eviscerating Global Decisionmaking
The reality of how much damage AI mania is doing to our ability to run institutions effectively.
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TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀ @erin-p.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Song of the day: HEALTH, “Feel Nothing” @health.band #health #healththeband youwillloveeachother.bandcamp.com/track/feel-n...
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FEEL NOTHING, by HEALTH
from the album VOL. 4 :: SLAVES OF FEAR
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Sex Machine
Alt: Tom Savini as Sex Machine in From Dusk Til Dawn, whipping out his dick gun. Yes, his dick gun.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Best Skinny Puppy song and I will die on this hill forever.
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dark Souls 2 is my favorite Dark Souls by far. It's insane and I love my crazy stupid little guy.
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Collective Action Comics Podcast @cacomixpod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Krypto driving a tank. I have no idea what issue this is from.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Blob remake is a classic “seeing this on tv as a kid and realizing oh shit this is actually scary”
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Chris Koeppel @badgermancer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Should I get really into PS1 emulation
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
It's coming. youtu.be/WT2ea9mFL2Y?...
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Kontravoid - Reckoning (Official Video)
YouTube video by Kontravoid
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