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MZS.Press @mzspress.bsky.social · 17h
This is really incredibly stated. And factually correct! Our cities **"are holding the people that the rest of the country failed to love and take care of"**
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kirk Cousins I am reluctantly impressed
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JFC Chargers. Two absolutely disastrous (and earned) penalties cost them any chance at a comeback.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit Kirk Cousins!
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love that the Texas Republican pitch is “we get that all of our candidates suck but you still need to vote for them or we’ll lose.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chicken or the egg i suppose
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can we focus on the positives of this team without doing a bullshit redemption story on someone who hasn’t taken any accountability for his actions? Young players, older coach never given a chance in the big chair, veteran leadership that hasn’t sexually assaulted anyone? Amazing kicker story!?
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking A Herby, stop glazing these very flawed QBs
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the thing I keep thinking is "this guy sucks to work with." like it's not even what he does as a teammate or competitor. he's a just a shitty co-worker.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Watson makes that throw in his sleep.” Not in the last 4 year Herbstreit.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got me saying Not Horrible Things about the nasty man i need to log off
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s striking to me is there’s really no need to do this. There are so many other exciting pieces about this team. The QB in question is not additive to their success. Choosing to make him the main character.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goddamn I’m so tired of the Steelers *never* getting flagged in Cleveland.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026
You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well I talked my shit so I’ll eat crow…Deshaun played well that drive. Still don’t have to like it.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the one hand, I’ll never root against my team. On the other hand, watching Deshaun miss easy throws and generally look like ass reaffirms my previous beliefs, so it’s not all bad.
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👻boovezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seen in Virginia
A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS
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Phoef Sutton @phoefsutton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TOON TUESDAY
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"If I just bought all my stuff from myself I could charge me a billion dollars and I'd be a trillionaire. I am very smart."
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There’s the Deshaun we know and despise. (On field version)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
absolute cinema from the Lucha Bothers
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was like 16 when I realized “annihilated” wasn’t pronounced “ANN-ih-hill-ā-tid,” and was actually a word I’d used in conversation,”uh-NYE-uh-lay-tid.”
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in retrospect the most impressive aspect of Bolt's record was slowing to a stop without the aid of a padded wall that knocked his arm off
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not sure what to watch tonight, let’s see what the ol’ Roku algorithm has served up to me tonight… “A chilling exploration of deep existential dread.” 😳 😬 Yes, that’s just what I need during my current midlife crisis.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Talk about Browns fandom in a nutshell. 🤦‍♂️
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"A bad team with a bad quarterback who is also a bad human will lose badly every week while spectators feel bad about watching them, and the team/quarterback will try to make fans feel bad about feeling bad." too-deep-zone.ghost.io/they-finally...
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They Finally Built the Factory of Sadness from the Sci-Fi Classic "Never Build the Factory of Sadness."
Browns. Deshaun Watson. Exasperated shrug.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All class, this team. 🙄
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
didn’t have a single iota of interest in who won or didn’t two hours ago and now I want Spain to win by 30, what’s the exchange rate on this emotion to soccer scores
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FUCKING FINALLY
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That foul call was AWFUL
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Holy shit I despise this entire Argentina team besides Emi Martinez.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The music makes this feel like the next Command and Conquer. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This dude rules.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@daviddennisjr.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social Apologies if this has been addressed, but @viewerpod.bsky.social is the sole place my wife and I engage with Love Island… My wife clocked that Kenzie seems to *add* makeup freckles. Is this crazy to anyone else?!?
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
harpers.org/archive/2018...
21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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Paul Nadeau @pauljnadeau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not to make this all about America, but things like this, the Tartan Army, the Cape Verde story, Bosnia-Herzegovina and others are good illustrations of how you can be proud to be where you're from and confident in your identity while being kind and gracious and without being a complete dingleberry
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mikel Merino goals at major tournaments: 119th minute against Germany, quarterfinals, 2024 Euros 91st minute against Portugal, Round of 16, 2026 World Cup 88th minute against Belgium, quarterfinals, 2026 World Cup
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Dinosaur Bob @dinosaurbob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Liberals are puritanical, that’s why I’d vote for a rapist.”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/07/2026
Anyway, support actual human artists and creators because they need to eat, and Sam Altman, Elon Musk and everyone else profiting from the wholesale theft of creative work to churn out "AI" nonsense already have too much money
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Ben Mathis-Lilley @benmathislilley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
IDK ... I don't think the common position is "it's fine" so much as "this is one drop in a hurricane of theatrical absurdity & I have already decided that such events are not going to completely prevent me from trying to find some enjoyment and/or meaning in this spectation activity"
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
where is the Belgium that was ass for most of the World Cup, I want them
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wow Malik Tillman…I can’t remember the last time the USMNT had a guy who could consistently be a weapon on free kicks. Oh, great. More rough D.
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unoriginalhandle.bsky.social @unoriginalhandle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m optimistic they’ll look better out of the break, but then, how could they not?
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