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Alfred the Unicorniest

@unicorniest.bsky.social
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Punster, puzzler & pedant. Twitter handle: @corniest2016

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Rick de Ruiter @rickderuiter.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 09/02/2024
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NeverFadingWood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇱🇪🇺 @avantgardening.pl · 09/02/2024
If you're new to Bluesky, and are used to Tweetdeck, you could do a lot worse than try deck.blue. It already does more than I need, and new functions are being added all the time.
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 08/02/2024
Theophilus, Amadeus, and Gottlieb walk into a pub. The barman looks up and mutters "Oh, for the love of god..."
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
People who like grapes but don’t know if they like raisins must not have dried them.
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Do you mean there’s one item that you’ve never heard of, or are you referring to all four of the items in that group? 🤔
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
A world without spelling errors has never existed and never will.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/02/2024
If you joined Bluesky during the Beta, congratulations, you are now officially a Bluesky Elder! You will be assigned a rocking chair, a single cloud to shake a fist at, and a Chesty Gandalf Action Figure and/or Orca pool floatee while supplies last. Enjoy your new, completely inconsequential status!
Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud, with the caption "Bluesky Elder Yells at Cloud"
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 06/02/2024
You can now sign up for Bluesky without an invite! 🎉 bsky.social/about/blog/0...
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Join Bluesky Today (Bye, Invites!) - Bluesky
Sign up for Bluesky! No invite code required.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
I think the FDA would strongly advise against this.
Screenshot of a headline reading “recipe: decades-old shrimp scampi tossed with spaghetti is timeless”
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Prompt Brush is like Midjourney, but human.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
I’m Japanese American, and I would have fallen for this!
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Musical Interlude: m.youtube.com/watch?v=GDgq...
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Congratulations, Gareth!
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Current count here: 327
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Realize (or more commonly “realise” in British English) also has two meanings: to understand something, or to make something a reality. “Once I realized that I wasn’t as incapable as I had thought, I was able to realize my dream.”
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Once again, it’s the same in French. sensible (fr) = sensitive (en) sensible (en) = sensé (fr)
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 31/01/2024
Oh my GOD. Went for coffee with an old publishing mate and he told me the tale of his latest mugging. Brace for this. (To note, my mate is a 75yo man, short, obviously quite posh, and deaf in one ear. He gets mugged a lot. It rarely works out for the muggers, for reasons that will become obvious.)
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
March 15th, huh? Be aware it’s the Ides of March!
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Just let it sink in, I’ll wait.
A gearshift knob labeled in braille.
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
No, only $25,998.😉
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Gordon Parks was contracted by the US government to photograph these servicemen as part of multiple efforts to solidify war support. Southern segregationist senators flipped out that Black men might be considered war heroes and blocked Parks from going to Europe to photograph them in action.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Four of the right wing justices encouraged Abbott’s lawless behavior at the border, but they should probably consider what happens in the long run when the Court sends the message that the Constitution and the law are optional for the majority’s ideological allies www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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Gift Article: The Supreme Court Has Itself to Blame for Texas Defying Its Orders
Greg Abbott is taking a stand to protect his state’s right to let children die in the Rio Grande, and four justices of the Supreme Court are encouraging him to do so.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
I need this service, too!
RUTH BUZZI on X: An anonymous scam caller said, “I have all your passwords.” | grabbed a pencil and paper and said, “Thank God! What are they?”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
every time i open twitter (once every two weeks roughly) its all blue check crypto guys, the nastiest most hateful posts you've ever seen, and this
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
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Iran: 2 Detainees Executed, 11 Await Imminent Execution
Iranian authorities have recently escalated executions at an alarming rate, including Farhad Salimi and Mohammed Ghobadlou on January 23, and at least 11 people at imminent risk, many of them from min...
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Moments ago, The Islamic Republic of Iran murdered Sabah’s dad by hanging him, per state media. (Please see my other posts for information about the other Kurdish dissidents who were also executed)
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
I suspect it’s pretty widely known that mobile phones are called cellphones in the US, but “Can I get your digits?” sounds like a request for the loan of some fingers!
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
The green group was quite foreign to this British English speaker! Connections Puzzle #231 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Please see my follow-up post!
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
I suppose I should really have said “kind of”. 😁
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Spoiler alert!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Oh, NYC. Never change!
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Today’s bake for brother’s 40th. I believe I have outdone myself.
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge cake with buttercream hedge
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James Tymberlake @boisdulac.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
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🎃 Can't Think of Spooky Name 🎃 @noclevername.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
A Twitter favorite on E. Jean
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Quinn Cummings on Instagram
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
imagine making a William Shakespeare biopic and not casting Anne Hathaway as Anne Hathaway, shameful, pull the plug now
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MaryamB (She/Her) #FBPE #BanX #DemocracyDiedInDarkness 6Nov24🖤 @maryamb.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
On Holocaust Memorial Day, let’s remember the millions of people murdered during the Holocaust and in the following genocides in Cambodia, Rwanda, Bosnia, Darfur and Gaza. Today isn't just about remembering the past, it's about shaping our future too. #NeverAgain 🖤🖤
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
On the contrary, that’s exactly how “and” works! For something to be cruel *or* unusual, it can be either or both. For it to be cruel *and* unusual, it can only be both: neither one is sufficient on its own. Your avatar depicts a cat or a dog. It doesn’t depict a cat and a dog.
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
I thought Equirah was accusing *me* of a ‘both sides’ offence.
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
… and neither do I!
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
The method under discussion here is clearly unusual, never having been used before, but the death penalty itself is, sadly, far from unusual in the US. If I’m not mistaken, the US Constitution only bars punishments that are cruel *and* unusual, so the cruelty of the method is irrelevant.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE HER TO PLAY A SCIENTIST AND REMIND RACIST HOLLYWOOD THAT SOME SCIENTISTS HAVE ACCENTS GAH #%*€£¥%#
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Sofia Vergara Says ‘My Acting Jobs Are Kind of Limited’ Because of ‘This Stupid Accent’: ‘...
Sofia Vergara says she can't play a scientist because of her accent.
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
I did rather wonder about an official page declaring “The beautiful City in the world”! “The most beautiful”, perhaps, but the only one? And “city” shouldn’t have a capital C, of course, unless it’s Donald Trump who’s posting.
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Tamar Haspel @tamarhaspel.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
The US embassy in London has weighed in on the controversy created by a US scientist's suggestion that tea needs a pinch of salt.
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LillianDCA @lillianorlando.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
This is how you write a headline. 👇
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 24/01/2024
Perfect opening by the (British) Guardian in an article on an (American) professor claiming to have found the best way to brew tea 😄 www.theguardian.com/food/2024/ja...
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Alfred the Unicorniest @unicorniest.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
Am I allowed to mention that T.S. Eliot is an anagram of TOILETS? No?? I thought not!
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