SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 2hColleges that require kids to have high executive function in order to jump through all the hoops to get accommodations for their executive functioning deficits 👎 170
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 16hI’m no mathematician, but… were people pledging to take money back? 141
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This headline certainly implies a lot of agency on the part of the 6-month-old 0100
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a lifelong hoyden, I am super annoyed that NYT Spelling Bee doesn’t know that word. It’s such a good word. 120
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I decided that today was going to be Hateful Admin Tasks day so I made a list of literally 18 things I had been putting off and I did ALL OF THEM. I'm unstoppable! 1360
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let me tell you how I use AI for research, analysis, and writing in my consulting practice: I DON'T. 1160
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This game combines so many things I love: Alexandria, maps, and knowing stuff alxwhere #11 · 3,000/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 0 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 20 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 13 ft off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 4120
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ding! Ding! Ding! alxwhere #10 · 3,000/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 52 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 69 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 0 ft off alxwhere.comalxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 070
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today we saw a guy out for a run with a drone following him. 17yo assures me that is a thing. I don’t want that to be a thing. 3190
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Call me old-fashioned, but I think turning himself into a swan and impregnating Leda SHOULD disqualify Zeus from FBI service. 1120
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never mind my car. I want someone to come detail my house. 1120
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nearly impossible to believe this book is by the guy who wrote The Magicians. He has introduced two female characters so far and hasn’t mentioned their boobs ONCE. 6130
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Quoted one of Gen X's great philosophers in a presentation today 060
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have a 3 pm meeting downtown. Anyone know if this is factual? 100
Reposted by SFHSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024*whispering to my grandma on her deathbed* why are you following taco bell on facebook? 222145
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That human will be watching on a monitor in the Philippines 150
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dropped older kid at Braddock at 8ish last night to catch a 9:20 train back to school. An hour later, he had not even crossed the river. I told him to exit at Rosslyn and get a Lyft and he made the 10 pm (and last) train by like 5 minutes. I knew it had to be more than just Yellow Line track work! 020
Reposted by SFHFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery 182530504
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Absolutely swamped with projects at the moment so naturally I'm spending my Saturday preparing a bid for another giant piece of work. Consulting/contract work always feels like either too much or not enough, nothing in-between. 090
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The other day I met someone who recently moved from a house in the woods in CT to suburban MD. Me: Do you have to deal with Gladys Kravitz now? Her: It’s not too bad. What about where you live? Me: Oh, we’re all Gladys Kravitz in Del Ray. 1100
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whyyyyyy is this poll about Alexandria neighborhoods and their distinct identities illustrated with a stock photo of a generic, soulless suburb?alxnow.comPoll: The best neighborhood in Alexandria | ALXnowAlexandria has a wide range of neighborhoods with their own identities, from the historic Old Town and family-friendly Del Ray to the Latino-influenced Arlandria/Chirilagua and the more suburban North... 7150
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LOOK AT THESE TEMPS @capitalweather.com IS GIVING US NEXT WEEK! 8160
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is insane and I salute whoever came up with the ideaunion-bulletin.comIchiro, at 52, throws 127-pitch shutout against All-Star girls team in JapanAt age 52, Ichiro just threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts during an All-Star game against the best high school girls in Japan. 130
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last week I ordered a dress from a rando company (I know, I know). I have since received FIFTEEN emails with confirmation, info, "updates" and shipping notices, not one of which has any information about when the package might arrive. 390
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Probably disappointed, tbh, but 20yo me was super dumb and I don’t listen to her 380
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Who needs two one-eyed kittens? Sisters Bagel and Oatmeal at AWLA Alexandria. But I think whoever adopts them should change their names to the names of the Fates in Hercules that shared a single eye between them. 4130
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What did you do at daycare today? We went on field trip to the Torpedo Factory and we were Good Boys. 0290
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In a hurry this morning, but fortunately the brand new, racing-striped Corvette in front of me was going 5 mph under the speed limit 🏎️ 070
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hear from the broadcast that UVA students are still yelling “not gay” in the middle of the Good Old Song I had kinda of hoped this generation was past that BS 😡 230
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My annual avoidance of news stories that want me to relive the trauma of 9/11 is on hard mode this year. 4221
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Anyone interested in a Bluesky field trip? e.wordfly.com/view 380
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I love the kickoff meeting for a new project. It’s such optimistic energy. 040
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Teen started classroom driver’s ed tonight with a company whose instructors are all cops. I told him he should refuse to answer any questions and when they ask him what’s up, say “my parents told me never to talk to cops.” 1150
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Did you finish the design for the Harry Potter Hershey kisses tubes? Yeah, boss. Real poopy, just like you asked 3200
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Came to Philly to move the college kid to a new place and scored a parking spot right in front of the apartment we’re moving him out of 🏆 3160
Reposted by SFHFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/09/2026one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this. 1843554
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just saw 2 middle aged guys jogging, 1 w/ giant fake boobs. I didn’t stare or comment. If that’s his thing, that’s cool, but he cheerfully called out “it’s a Dolly Parton run!” I was glad he explained before the guy with watermelon-size boobs came by bc i would have been so confused at that point. 6270
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love this project. It's such a creative way to add another housing unit in a hot area. 1110
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Cash me on page 189. How bout that?issuu.comArtist Directory: 55th Annual Labor Day Art Show 280
SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Calm down, Yahoo. I don't have playoff dreams. I'm just dicking around here. 020