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@sfharris.bsky.social
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Opinion haver. Those opinions are entirely my own. Puns intended. 50% stream-of-consciousness nonsense, 50% earnest commentary. Okay, maybe 80-20. LSG.

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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 2h
Colleges that require kids to have high executive function in order to jump through all the hoops to get accommodations for their executive functioning deficits 👎
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 16h
I’m no mathematician, but… were people pledging to take money back?
CNN headline: Donation pledges to Kennedy center fell by more than 100% in months after trumps name added
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This headline certainly implies a lot of agency on the part of the 6-month-old
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a lifelong hoyden, I am super annoyed that NYT Spelling Bee doesn’t know that word. It’s such a good word.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin, secret city planner! I knew I liked that guy.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I decided that today was going to be Hateful Admin Tasks day so I made a list of literally 18 things I had been putting off and I did ALL OF THEM. I'm unstoppable!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me tell you how I use AI for research, analysis, and writing in my consulting practice: I DON'T.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This game combines so many things I love: Alexandria, maps, and knowing stuff alxwhere #11 · 3,000/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 0 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 20 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 13 ft off alxwhere.com
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How well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ding! Ding! Ding! alxwhere #10 · 3,000/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 52 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 69 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 0 ft off alxwhere.com
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How well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today we saw a guy out for a run with a drone following him. 17yo assures me that is a thing. I don’t want that to be a thing.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone on W Windsor is having fun
A stop sign with a sticker portrait of vanilla ice and the words “collaborate and listen” under the word stopA stop sign with a sticker portrait of Dave grohl and the words “you gotta promise not to” and “when I say when” added above and below the word stop.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perfect winged eyeliner
A tan dog in profile. He has a black stripe at the corner of his eye
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I think turning himself into a swan and impregnating Leda SHOULD disqualify Zeus from FBI service.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never mind my car. I want someone to come detail my house.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hoo boy, this story. Excellent work, James.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nearly impossible to believe this book is by the guy who wrote The Magicians. He has introduced two female characters so far and hasn’t mentioned their boobs ONCE.
Lev Grossman’s The Bright Sword
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quoted one of Gen X's great philosophers in a presentation today
A slide about what strategic planning does - and doesn't do - with a quote at the bottom from the Beck song "Loser": "Things are gonna change, I can feel it"
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a 3 pm meeting downtown. Anyone know if this is factual?
Wmata page saying no current alerts for the yellow line
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
*whispering to my grandma on her deathbed* why are you following taco bell on facebook?
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok but I think you still won tho
Screenshot of a Guardian article: Sylvia Plath stole my boyfriend
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That human will be watching on a monitor in the Philippines
“Sean Duffy assures a “human” will always be in charge while unveiling AI air traffic system “  the headline is accompanied by a picture of Duffy making a “calm down, everybody” gesture with his hands
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Sniff* I did it, guys!
An email from Noodles and Company: You did it! (chanpagne icon) You're a Signature member now!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dropped older kid at Braddock at 8ish last night to catch a 9:20 train back to school. An hour later, he had not even crossed the river. I told him to exit at Rosslyn and get a Lyft and he made the 10 pm (and last) train by like 5 minutes. I knew it had to be more than just Yellow Line track work!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shhh, nobody tell @one-less-tab.bsky.social
screenshot of my desktop with 63 tabs open. I AM USING THEM OKAY??
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely swamped with projects at the moment so naturally I'm spending my Saturday preparing a bid for another giant piece of work. Consulting/contract work always feels like either too much or not enough, nothing in-between.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The other day I met someone who recently moved from a house in the woods in CT to suburban MD. Me: Do you have to deal with Gladys Kravitz now? Her: It’s not too bad. What about where you live? Me: Oh, we’re all Gladys Kravitz in Del Ray.
A woman in 1960s dress pulling aside her curtains to see what the neighbors are doing
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whyyyyyy is this poll about Alexandria neighborhoods and their distinct identities illustrated with a stock photo of a generic, soulless suburb?
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Poll: The best neighborhood in Alexandria | ALXnow
Alexandria has a wide range of neighborhoods with their own identities, from the historic Old Town and family-friendly Del Ray to the Latino-influenced Arlandria/Chirilagua and the more suburban North...
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LOOK AT THESE TEMPS @capitalweather.com IS GIVING US NEXT WEEK!
Forecast for next week with highs in the mid 60s and, yes, rain, but 60s!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is insane and I salute whoever came up with the idea
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Ichiro, at 52, throws 127-pitch shutout against All-Star girls team in Japan
At age 52, Ichiro just threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts during an All-Star game against the best high school girls in Japan.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last week I ordered a dress from a rando company (I know, I know). I have since received FIFTEEN emails with confirmation, info, "updates" and shipping notices, not one of which has any information about when the package might arrive.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably disappointed, tbh, but 20yo me was super dumb and I don’t listen to her
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who needs two one-eyed kittens? Sisters Bagel and Oatmeal at AWLA Alexandria. But I think whoever adopts them should change their names to the names of the Fates in Hercules that shared a single eye between them.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What did you do at daycare today? We went on field trip to the Torpedo Factory and we were Good Boys.
View through the doorway of a gallery at a dog walker with 6-7 (heh) dogs, all black and/or white. The dogs are lying down calmly and being very good.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a hurry this morning, but fortunately the brand new, racing-striped Corvette in front of me was going 5 mph under the speed limit 🏎️
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hear from the broadcast that UVA students are still yelling “not gay” in the middle of the Good Old Song I had kinda of hoped this generation was past that BS 😡
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My annual avoidance of news stories that want me to relive the trauma of 9/11 is on hard mode this year.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone interested in a Bluesky field trip? e.wordfly.com/view
Belonging in Place: how can we create places where people feel seen, connected, and invested in a shared future?

The National Building Museum invites you to an interdisciplinary dialogue moderated by writer Wright Thompson, bringing together artists, community leaders, and cultural practitioners to explore how communities create, preserve, and reinterpret meaning through place. 

Oct 13, 5-8 pm at the National building museum
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love the kickoff meeting for a new project. It’s such optimistic energy.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Teen started classroom driver’s ed tonight with a company whose instructors are all cops. I told him he should refuse to answer any questions and when they ask him what’s up, say “my parents told me never to talk to cops.”
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did you finish the design for the Harry Potter Hershey kisses tubes? Yeah, boss. Real poopy, just like you asked
Tubes of Hershey kisses with brown plastic hats on top that look unfortunately like poop emojis
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Came to Philly to move the college kid to a new place and scored a parking spot right in front of the apartment we’re moving him out of 🏆
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/09/2026
one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw 2 middle aged guys jogging, 1 w/ giant fake boobs. I didn’t stare or comment. If that’s his thing, that’s cool, but he cheerfully called out “it’s a Dolly Parton run!” I was glad he explained before the guy with watermelon-size boobs came by bc i would have been so confused at that point.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Influencers working on making rickets popular again
Instagram post from food and wine titled “day seven of ordering just the bread” this time at Cracker Barrel I guess
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not quite, but close enough
Dialect map showing hot spot in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas and claiming that I talk most like people from Arkansas
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love this project. It's such a creative way to add another housing unit in a hot area.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cash me on page 189. How bout that?
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Artist Directory: 55th Annual Labor Day Art Show
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Calm down, Yahoo. I don't have playoff dreams. I'm just dicking around here.
Yahoo fantasy football email: Why a strong start can make your playoff dreams a reality
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 02/09/2026
hey james → Nationals.tv
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