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Wow this place IS better

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Cody R. @canthealz.com · 28/07/2025
Well said!!
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/07/2025
yesss things are about to get interesting
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 29/07/2025
regardless of what your opinions on tatsuki fujimoto are i do appreciate how you can tell that guy has a deep burning hatred for both the united states and the entire state of the world under american hegemony
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
May all your trains be crazy
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/07/2025
zohran keeps proving that you don’t need to be afraid of far right framing
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Bobson Dugnutt @literallytho.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
incredible how many people are willing to say “for years I didn’t care about anybody but myself. then one day, I imagined what it would be like to be somebody else and it completely changed the way I saw everything”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Their brains stopped developing right around 2005 and this is proof:
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Get off the lawn of the home I will never own, you damn kids!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Disney's attempt to appeal to Gen Z backfires with the disastrous rollout of "Based Mickey"
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𝚂𝙾𝚉𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙺𝙰 @sozomaika.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
What if I just started doing sonic art #rouge
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nacholib.bsky.social @nacholib.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Dirty Bastard
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
no more dancing around the term 'socialist' now, you say that shit loud and proud. YOU ARE A SOCIALIST
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 25/06/2025
Yeah yeah, get in line buddy
Email from Barack Obama, subject “I'd love to meet you, Keith.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
🤞
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nacholib.bsky.social @nacholib.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Can't wait!!!!
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
you want a #makeaterriblecomicday? oh i'll SHOW you a #makeaterriblecomicday
a two-panel comic. 

[first panel] 
a red circle in a white void: ahh, another beautiful day. not to mention the triangle that makes you shit yourself upon seeing it is nowhere to be found!

[second panel]
the camera has moved slightly to partway reveal a brown triangle behind the red circle
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/06/2025
look man if you’re whole thing is posting on bluesky to trigger the libs or whatever you gotta do better than this lame shit lol
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Steven Universe is a show about God negotiating with themself and discovering profound empathy for their creation by living amongst it, in doing so going through metaphorical death and resurrection. It's Jesus. Steven is Jesus. Deeply Catholic show. Right down to the confessional catharsis aspect.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
My local coffee shop is not playing around.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Australian reporter Lauren Tomasi was shot in the leg with a rubber bullet by an officer in Los Angeles:
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I know who can save the day
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
it never ends
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/06/2025
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
jesus: gonna die for y’all followers: wow what a sacrifice jesus: jk im back followers: oh
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/05/2025
Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025
Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
MUST WATCH: They didn’t just burn Tulsa — they burned proof. Black wealth. Black futures. Gone. And now they’re banning books so you never learn it happened. 📚 ERASED tells the truth they’re scared of. Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...
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Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD @arghavansallesmd.medsky.social · 21/05/2025
No one experiencing the tragedy of a miscarriage should be arrested, much less abandoned in jail for 5 months with a $100k bond. But that’s exactly what happened to Mallori Patrice Strait in Texas. Women, particularly women of color, in this country are no longer allowed dignity even in extreme loss
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
the first conspiracy.
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Randall Stephens @randalljstephens.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"You read books, eh?" A 1949 red scare Herblock cartoon about pressures on teachers that hits hard once again.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21/05/2025
Geralt voice actor Doug Cockle responds to people calling #TheWitcher4 'woke' for focusing on Ciri "That's just stupid ... If you think it's woke, read the damn books" (via Dexerto)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
King.
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lola1985.bsky.social @lola1985.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
🤬😡🤬 💙✊💙✌️💙🦋💙
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/05/2025
elon musk is “stepping away from politics” after he failed donald trumps test to buy him the wisconsin supreme court and now the job is to make sure no one forgets how evil elon musk is and how destructive he has been to the entire world
elon musk quote tweet:  “yes”

quoting sawyer merritt: “NEWS: elon musk says he will spending “a lot less” in the future on politics.  “i’ve done enough.  if i see a reason to do political spending i will, but i dont currently see a reason.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2025
Ashley Sullivan and Sally Hirst

The couple tied the knot Saturday in the most unique ceremony that their tragically basic tastes would allow.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
wish
man holding magic lamp, genie coming out of it saying WHAT BE YOUR FIRST WISH?man with lamp saying I WISH THAT EVERYONE COULD PEE STANDING UP!!!genie sniffsgenie saying "ok, so normally I just internet wishes however, but im GENUINELY curious as to what you even want out of this wish"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/05/2025
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
More like crapitalism
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WizardAFA @wizardafa.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2025
homophobic pope is back. hopefully this deters youth from becoming devoutly religious
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/05/2025
i’d be willing to bet my entire lifesavings that donald trump has not stepped into a grocery store in his entire life
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I dreamt up this comic
Four panel black and white cartoon comic of a cat. In the first panel the cat says casually "guess what". In the second panel, the cats total is elongated through the panel. The third panel is the exact same. The fourth panel ends at the cats butt. The bubble reads "cat butt"
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