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Uncle Tits

@uncletits.bsky.social
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I'm a dog called Uncle Tits. Also a communist.

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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do keep a favour - take a look at the state of the grass in your local park and then compare that to your nearest golf course then think about whether its justifiable or not.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All logged out of X the everything app, are we?
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Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️🦈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Judith Butler sussed people like Burchill out long ago…
Butler made the point that anti-trans feminists are allying with the right wing over their dislike of "gender" and transness, despite their seeming political differences.
"Sometimes [members of the anti-gender ideology movement] claim that 'sex'alone has scientific standing, but other times they appeal for divine mandates for masculine domination and difference. They don't seem to mind contradicting themselves," said Butler. "The trans exclusionary radical feminists and the so-called gender critical writers have also rejected the important work in feminist philosophy of science showing how culture and nature interact..
• in favor of a regressive and spurious form of biological essentialism. So they will not be part of the coalition that seeks to fight the anti-gender movement. The anti-gender ideology is one of the dominant strains of fascism in our times. Butler also
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Every accusation is a confession. They're doing the same thing they did with Corbyn, deciding the only reason people could want an alternative to them is that they were idiots who'd been tricked. I think people will be far less patient with it this time.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Probably the most accessible analysis we have so far, but it still isn't enough, lads. This needs to trickle down *fast* so everyone understands it. How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
A book about neoliberalism with a severed cock resting on it.
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Jesuszilla イエスジラ @jesuszilla.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.

Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is like when the merchant class started to embarrass the aristocracy by outwardly indulging in the degenerate shit they'd always got away with. But they've just made it really shit and embarrassing now.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Look at this cute dog eating a pretzel!🥰
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I want to stamp Rory the Politics guy to death
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a Christmas game.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just when winter really starts closing in on us, the snooker starts up. We really are watched over by benevolent gods who love and cherish us and wish us only safe passage through this life 🙏
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
'...often keenly interested in the political events of their time; they filled, to some extent, the place of the modern journalist and were naturally the partisans of the overlord in whose service or pay they happened to be.'
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I want to stamp elon musk to death
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Can I say cunt on here still or do I have to send them a picture of my passport?
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just came here to make sure none of yous cunts are supporting a proscribed terrorist outfit. If so, I'm telling the police.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
There isn't a better sport than snooker, I'm afraid. It's the only good sport we have. All the other sports aspire to snooker, but they can never match it. 1. Cozy 2. Precise 3. Goes on for ages (value for money) 4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
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Sophie @sophiefrommars.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know how Luigi Mangione killed some rich guy most people had never heard of and now everyone knows his name? Can't imagine how famous someone would be if they killed a CEO everyone knows about and despises ngl
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/01/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Germany, 1935. A German man in a bow tie and bowler hat reads a newsspaper to another German man and says "shit, looks like they got the socialists." he reads more "...AND the freakin' trade unionists? The Jews too?" The man crumples up the newspaper and says "wow that's a lot of people. He points to himself and says "they won't get me though. I'm too awesome." A mustachioed man next to him nods in agreement.
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[🔴BEC] @sirhiss.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Must be nice to be in a position where a trying morning looks like a hangover and snitching on some hungry people rather than, you know, being so desperate you're driven to shoplifting for food.
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Dr Neutopia @oceanclub.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
The Observer

This article is more than 8 years old

That’s enough, junior doctors – the NHS has bigger problems

Sonia Sodha

The NHS faces far more serious problems than the working conditions of one section of its workers. Now it’s up to the BMA to move towards a strike settlement
Sun 13 Mar 2016 01.05 CET
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
The author Will Self bent over, picking through tokens left at Franz Kafka's grave in Prague. You can see his bum.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This isn't very Christmassy 😡
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Post yourself make it black and white
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Sniper Elite 4 is a Christmas game.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The tree's going up this weekend, lads.
A dog called Uncle Tits celebrating Christmas with a santa hat on his head. He looks very festive despite any reservations he might have about the consumerist nature of the season.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The biggest mistake capital ever made was allowing the poors to get educated. Listen to David Harvey. Share David Harvey. youtu.be/dseBBrRiK20?...
youtu.be
Anti-Capitalist Chronicles: Revolt and Recession - The Global Crisis of Higher Education and Work
YouTube video by Politics In Motion
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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
IM BEING TRAPPED AGAINST MY WILL BY SCARECROWS BUT THEY LET ME USE BSKYB COZ THEY KNOW NO ONE WILL READ MY MESSAGES 😿😿😿
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ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ @llewcid.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
HE'S HAD A FUCKING HAIR TRANSPLANT
Thank you for changing my life meme but it's Brendan O'Neill and on the right is a blue baseball cap that has been crossed out and a load of pubes in over the top of it, underneath it says "I'm literally a hat" but a hat has been crossed out and it says "pubes" instead
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
4 years after you married a BBC TV producer? Really pulled yourself up by your bootstraps there, didn't you?
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Whose next?
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Whenever my antipodean enemies start doing the haka I just laugh in their faces because that's when I know I've won.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My American girlfriend just went mental when I put the teaspoon of coffee granules into the chilli I was making for us lol How is it British people know more about authentic South American food than the dipshit yanks?
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
perhaps their generation should have considered leaving the world less abjectly on fire?
nyt article about “the unspoken grief of never becoming a grandparent”
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Awful to see the melts getting radicalised over on the bird app. No wonder many are seeking refuge here.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If you see this post a bird
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I see our American cousins are still executing people. Those wild colonial outposts will never develop at this rate.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Kier Starmer said sausages lol
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
It's never sad when billionaire dies. Or their entire family. It's good for us as a species so get over it, bucko.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Someone on X said we can eat bats again I don't think it's safe yet do don't eat any
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/05/2024
IYKYK
For those of you who read alt text, the band Slayer had an album called "To Reign in Blood," and King Charles' portrait looks like it's been in, well, BLOOD
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Hold up. Peanuts are beans, lads. Beans.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
That app that just randomly emails you out of nowhere going 'hey do you know Ross McCarthy, Jalan Davis, Joss Featherstone, Binch Athercaldy' No I do not. I only used you to guesstimate tyre pressure once on an old phone why are you here now? With this? It's a bad time.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
They should've called fleshlights dildont's
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