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Uncle Tits

@uncletits.bsky.social
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I'm a dog called Uncle Tits. Also a communist.

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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do keep a favour - take a look at the state of the grass in your local park and then compare that to your nearest golf course then think about whether its justifiable or not.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All logged out of X the everything app, are we?
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Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️🦈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Judith Butler sussed people like Burchill out long ago…
Butler made the point that anti-trans feminists are allying with the right wing over their dislike of "gender" and transness, despite their seeming political differences.
"Sometimes [members of the anti-gender ideology movement] claim that 'sex'alone has scientific standing, but other times they appeal for divine mandates for masculine domination and difference. They don't seem to mind contradicting themselves," said Butler. "The trans exclusionary radical feminists and the so-called gender critical writers have also rejected the important work in feminist philosophy of science showing how culture and nature interact..
• in favor of a regressive and spurious form of biological essentialism. So they will not be part of the coalition that seeks to fight the anti-gender movement. The anti-gender ideology is one of the dominant strains of fascism in our times. Butler also
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Every accusation is a confession. They're doing the same thing they did with Corbyn, deciding the only reason people could want an alternative to them is that they were idiots who'd been tricked. I think people will be far less patient with it this time.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Dripping with destain and condescendtion. The British public school system needs to be burned to the ground and the earth salted.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Probably the most accessible analysis we have so far, but it still isn't enough, lads. This needs to trickle down *fast* so everyone understands it. How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
A book about neoliberalism with a severed cock resting on it.
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Jesuszilla イエスジラ @jesuszilla.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.

Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is like when the merchant class started to embarrass the aristocracy by outwardly indulging in the degenerate shit they'd always got away with. But they've just made it really shit and embarrassing now.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It also wants to stamp Rory the Politics guy to death.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Look at this cute dog eating a pretzel!🥰
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Filthy piece of shit spook wanker.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Stamp so hard that his pipes still wheeze a sensible noise through his sensible vocal chords before I stamp on them too. Cunt.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I want to stamp Rory the Politics guy to death
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I should've said that instead of posting the pic of him with that young girl and doing numbers for it.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Andrew niel is a nonce, tho.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Probably for the best all things considered, lads.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a Christmas game.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just when winter really starts closing in on us, the snooker starts up. We really are watched over by benevolent gods who love and cherish us and wish us only safe passage through this life 🙏
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
That's troubadours. The centrist hacks of medieval Europe. Honest, look 👇
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
'...often keenly interested in the political events of their time; they filled, to some extent, the place of the modern journalist and were naturally the partisans of the overlord in whose service or pay they happened to be.'
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The only good white south African trillionaire is a dead white south African trillionaire 🤝
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
You already have your outlet. You don't need to be like this.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Ohhhhhh, my little trillionaire is hungry, is he?
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Keep him in a lil jail and feed him his own teeth when he begs for food.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I want to stamp elon musk to death
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Can I say cunt on here still or do I have to send them a picture of my passport?
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just came here to make sure none of yous cunts are supporting a proscribed terrorist outfit. If so, I'm telling the police.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Yup, that vid sums him up pretty well. A disgusting predator coining it on YouTube 🤮
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sniper elite games are a joy to play on stealth. Not normally my kind of game but they're addictive as hell.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
A sarcastic name. The least cummy horse in the stable.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Looked good on paper. *450 ppm c02 and climbing*
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I'm dipping into Limmy playing it. Fuck that it's back to shiny new oblivion for me.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
There isn't a better sport than snooker, I'm afraid. It's the only good sport we have. All the other sports aspire to snooker, but they can never match it. 1. Cozy 2. Precise 3. Goes on for ages (value for money) 4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
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Sophie @sophiefrommars.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know how Luigi Mangione killed some rich guy most people had never heard of and now everyone knows his name? Can't imagine how famous someone would be if they killed a CEO everyone knows about and despises ngl
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/01/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Germany, 1935. A German man in a bow tie and bowler hat reads a newsspaper to another German man and says "shit, looks like they got the socialists." he reads more "...AND the freakin' trade unionists? The Jews too?" The man crumples up the newspaper and says "wow that's a lot of people. He points to himself and says "they won't get me though. I'm too awesome." A mustachioed man next to him nods in agreement.
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[🔴BEC] @sirhiss.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Must be nice to be in a position where a trying morning looks like a hangover and snitching on some hungry people rather than, you know, being so desperate you're driven to shoplifting for food.
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Dr Neutopia @oceanclub.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
The Observer

This article is more than 8 years old

That’s enough, junior doctors – the NHS has bigger problems

Sonia Sodha

The NHS faces far more serious problems than the working conditions of one section of its workers. Now it’s up to the BMA to move towards a strike settlement
Sun 13 Mar 2016 01.05 CET
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
The author Will Self bent over, picking through tokens left at Franz Kafka's grave in Prague. You can see his bum.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A Christmassy Ozzy Osborne with a santa hat on.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This isn't very Christmassy 😡
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Christmassy as fuck.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Black Sabbath is Christmas music
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Post yourself make it black and white
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Sniper Elite 4 is a Christmas game.
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