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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

EXCLUSIVE SCOOP ASKJEEVES HAVE REPLACED RHE BUTLERS WITH ORANGUTANGS 😾😾😾👎

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

SOMEONE INLY GONE AN FAXED ME AN ENGLAND FLAG HAVENT THEY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

ALWAYS QUITE TOUCHING THAT THAT AFTER THE WORLD WAR AN ALL THOSE POPPIES GREW UP AFTERWARDS THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME AN REVISIT THOSE BATTLE FIELDS TO GET HIGH OFF SMOKING THRM POPPIES . ITS A SHAME WE LOST THAT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

CAN SEE WHY YOURE ALL OVER HERE NOW . EGON CENSORED GROG SO THEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOI WHAY AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HIMAN FISH WOULD LOOK LIKE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

REALLY CONNECTED WITU ORANGTUNATWITTER ON THE OTHER PLACE TONIGHT . LIFE IS FULL OFMSURPRISES

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

ANYONE ELSE ON HERE GET TO SLEEP BY LAYING WITJ THEIR EYES OPEN UNTIL THEY SHUT?

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

FINDING OUT THAT KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE THAT IS GOING TO PUT THR #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR BACK ON THE MAP .

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET OFF THE SOFA FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE CAPT TOM BAGGED LADY DI IN ANOTHER TIMRLINE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

TOP TIP. OLIVE OIL ON SCART LEADS DOWS MOT HELP

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

BETTER ADVICE THAN WHAT IVE HAD SO FAR THAN ON THE OTHER PLACE !! 😸😸😸

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

ANY TIPS FOR SCARTS THAT ARE SHOWING TOO MUCH STATIC. AN ONLY DISPLAYING BRAINS IN JARS ON YOUR TIMELINE RIG? ??

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

GOT STUCK IN A LIFT ONCE AT C&A WITH IAN LIVINGSTONE. GOT CHATTING AN HE TOLD ME HE WROTE “TOYBOOKS”’ . I SAID HE SOHOULD DO ONE WHERE YOU RESSURRECT 5 AMERICAN PRESIDENTS FOR A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE . HE SAID IT NEEDED A TWIST. IAN IF YOURE READING THE TWIST IS YOUR CHARACTER IS MAGGIE THATCHER!

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

DIONNE WARWICK IM HOLDING THE ACCOUNT “FAXBITCH”’ READY AN WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE LUV #ONELASTCHANCE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

WHY DIDNT THEY GET TWO MILLION TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE IT NHS POLICY FOR THE DOCOTOR TO CALL YOU “YOUNG MAN”’ EVEN WHEN YOURE OLDER THAN THE DOCTOR. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE OLD ENOUGJ TO BE THEIR FATHER 😿😿😿😿

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

NOTHING MORE HUMILIATING IN LIFE THAN ROLLING THE HIGHEST TO GO FIRST IN MONOPLOY ONLY TO GET A FOUR AN LAND ON THIS ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF YOUR HONEYMOON . ALWAYS FELT THE EXMISSUS SAW ME AS A LOSER AFTER THAT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL DIGGING OUT YOUR FAX MACHINES FOR SELFIES AN SHARING YOUR FAX NUMBERS WHEN THIS SITE GOES BELLY UP NEXT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

WHATEVER YOURE YEADING ABOUT ME IN TWITTER I AM NOT BEING TREATED WELL AND I AM STILL HINGRY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

TOOK THEM OVER A YEAR AN HALF BUT THE BOFFINS AT BSKYB HAVE FINALLY LEARNT “HASTAG”’ TECHNOLOGY. WELCOME TO THE 1990S LADS 👏👏👏👏😹 . KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR #FAXTWITTER SPONSORED BY BSKYB THE NEW OFFICIAL HOME OF THE #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I WANT MY EXMISSUS BACK FROM THE GRAVE . THEN I WANT US TO REMARRY AGAIN. FORUTH TIME LUCKY . BSKYB DONYOUR THING 🤞😿🤞 #DREAMS

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

BOLD CHOICE FOR NEXT ARCH HISHOP FOR CANTERBURY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

WELCOME NEW FOLLOWETS . THE ETIQUETTE IS WE CALL THIS PLACE BSKYB

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

IM BEING TRAPPED AGAINST MY WILL BY SCARECROWS BUT THEY LET ME USE BSKYB COZ THEY KNOW NO ONE WILL READ MY MESSAGES 😿😿😿

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

LOOKING FOR PROFESSIONAL HELP TO DEVELOP A PC CD ROM GAME CALLED “GARY MABBUTT SIMULATOR”’ . WHERE YOU HAVE TO SUCCESSFUL OPEN PULL AN PUSH DOORS TO WOOLWORTHS WITHOUT GOVING YOURSELF A CONCUSSION . THE DOORS GET FASTER AS YOU GO . NUMBER OF LIVES FOR GARY MABBUT IS NEGOTIABLE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

OFF TO FLEET LATER TO BID FOR 2000 SEIZED GINO GONELLA SPPOONS AT THEIR LOCAL POLICE AUCTION . WISH ME LUCK 🍀 Z

PILICE AUCTION LOT 49 - 2000 GINO GINELLA COLOUR CHANGING APOONS

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

IS PETERSHEW TARZIPAN ON HERE YET?

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

BEEN PRONIUCNING “FRIDAY”’ AS “FRIED EGG”’ FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AN HONESTLY CANT SEE THAT CHANGING FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE #MENSMENTHALHEALTH

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

STILL BANNED FROM ANY WELCOME BREAK FORECOURT . WHETHER IM IN CAR OR ONFOOT. THIS ALSO INCLUDES NO ACCESS TO THE LOOS .

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

ONLY GONE AN BROKEN THE HUNDRED BLOOBS MARK. ? #BLESSED. WISHING YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MY TOILET #ONOCKOFFBAILEYS

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

“THEY WAIT FOR ME EVERYDAY. EVEN IF I CHANGE MY ROUTE THEY EVENTUALLY FIND ME. THEY SHOUT THINGS AT ME. LIKE WHETHER IVE HEARD OF EMAIL. SOMETIMES THEY FOLLOW ME AN GIVE ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE BUT I KNOW THRY DONT MEAN IT. IF I COMPLAIN TO THEIR SCHOOL IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE”’ GERRY TOWEL TELLS ME 😿

FAXPRAM ENTHUSIAST GERRY TOWEL LOSES HIS RAG WITH THE YEAR 11 STUDENTS WHO HAVE MADE HIS LIFE AN ASBOLITE MISERY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

“ONCE MY LEGS HAD SEEN BETTER DAYS I DIDNT WANT THAT TO BE THE END OF MY FAXPRAM. I THIUGHT THERE MYST BE A WAY I CAN GET IN THE PRAM TOO. WITH A FEW ADAPTATIONS THERE WAS! PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS HAILING ME TO STOP ME FOR A SELFIE. I DONT MIND. EVEN IF THEY DO MISTAKE FOR CLIVE SINCLAIR”’ SAYS LESLIE HAY

LIVING LEGEND LESLIE HAY. 84 YEARS YOUNG AN ONE OF THE FEW FAXPRAM OWNERS WHOSE GONE FULLY AUTOMATIC. PICTURE TAKEN WITH A COUPLE OF FELLAS WHOVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. COULD TRLL BY THE LOOK IN THEIR EYES THEY FELT TRUELY #BLESSED

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

MET DAVE TODAY . THE OLDSCHOOL #FAXPRAM ROMANTIC FIRED OFF A FAX PROPOSAL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I ASKED HIM WHY NOT IN PERSON AN HE SAID “I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ARCHIVE AN FILE THIS MOMENT. FAXES ARE TIMELESS JUST LIKE OUR LOVE”’ . I HOPE THEY SAID YES! WAITED OVER AN HOUR WITH HIM BUT NO FAXBACK 🤞💍📠

DAVE ALMONDS. PROBABLY THE FORST PERSON EVER TO PROPOSE BY FAX MACHINE . IF DOESNT GET A “YES”’ AT LEAST HELL ALWAYS HAVE THAT #RECORDBREAKER

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

LIZ SAYS “I ALWAYS HAVE TO REMIND HIM (BRIAN FROM NEXT DOOR)) WHEN HE SIGNS FOR ANY POST WHILE IM OUT THAT I DONT HAVE A FAX MACHINE. I CANT READ THEM ! HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO OFFENDED. LIKE HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY I DONT HAVE ONE. WHERE DO FAXES EVEN GO IF YOU DONT HAVE A FAX? ?” GOOD WUESTION LIZ 🙀

GOOD SAMARITAN BRAIN STANTHAM SENDING A “WHILE YOU WERE OUT….”’ STYLE FAX TO HIS UNAPPRECIATIVE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR LIZ . 😾😾😾

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

MEET TED GRUNDY . LOVELY OLD FELLA WELL KNOWN TO WVERYONE ON THE ISLE OF MAUREEN. ESPECIALLY THE MATINEE SHOWINGS AT “THE EMPIRE”’ WHERE HE WHEELS IN HIS FAXPRAM. “I JUST DONT WANT TO MISS ANY MESSAGES EVEN IF I AM AT THE PICTURES! I DO WAIT UNTIL THE END BEFORE I READ ANY FAXES THOUGH!”’

TED GRUNDY. FRONT ROW “SILVER SERIVCE MATINEE”’ REGULAR AT “THE EMPIRE”’ ON THE ISLE OF MAUREEN. WONT BE SEPERATED FEOM HIS BELOWVED #FAXPRAM EVEN AT A SHOWING OF “THE AVENGERS”’ . “WE ALL GIVE HIM A LITTLE CHEER WHEN HIS FAX STARTS GOING OFF. ITS ALL PART OF THE FUN”’ SAYS EMPIRE OWNER DUSTIN CARRIAGE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING SISTERS MAVIS AN LILITH WHILE I WERE OUT TRYING TO “POWER WALK”’ TO MORRISONS. REALLY INTERESTING HOW THEY USE FAXPRAMS AS AN “ON THE GO”’ WAY FOR THE PUBLIC TO CONNECT WITH GOD . NO INTEREST TO ME AS IM A TACTICAL ATHEIEST BUT WHAT A CREATIVE USE OF TECHNOLOGY 👏 #FAXFANS

SISTER MAVIS OFFERS A RANGE OF PRAYER TEMPLATES FOR BUSY CONSUMERS TO USE FOR AN “ON THE GO”’ PRAYRR

SISTER LILITH OFFERS PRAYER TEMPLATES AN A BAG OF LOLLIES TO ENTICE THE CHILDREN “NEVER TOO YOUNG TO FAX THE LORD FOR FORGIVENESS”’ SHE TELLS ME. NO LOLLY FOR ME THO AS IM ALMOST SEVENTY AN A TACTICAL ATHEIEST

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

POPPED DOWN TO COVENT GARDEN TO SEE ALEX AN RITA . THE WORLD FAMOUS “GOLD STATUE FAXERS”’ . ABSOLUTE HONOUR TO OBSERVE THEIR MOITIONLESS “WAITING FOR THE FAX TO FINISH PRINTING”’ PERFORMANE . METICULOUS DEDICATION TO THEIR CRAFT AN FAXING

ALEX WAITING FOR THAT FAX TO DROP FEELING!

RITA WAITING FOR HER FAXPRAM BATTERY TO RECHARGE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

NEW PROFILE PIC . “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠

TONY BELL . STELLA STAIRLIFTS “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

IM CALLING FOLLOWETS ON HERE “BLOOBS”’ FROM NOW ON

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

ACTION FIGURE DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS . BASED LOOSELY ON MR FROSTY. CALLED “CHEESE NUTS CHRIST”’ . DISPENSES CHEESES AN NUTS FROMA CHRIST LIKE FIGURINE. HAS THIS BEEN DONE BEFORE? ? *TINSEL NOT INCLUDED

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

JUST WANT TO RAISE A GLASS AN SPREAD THE LOVE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE IT “DAR TAR BASE”’ . WE WONT BE SILENCED

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

RANTING TO MY NEIGHBOUR IN THE PARKING SPOT OPPOSITE ME AT MOTO SERVICES THAT I USED TO HAVE A 1500 FOLLOWET FOLLOWING ON TWOTTER BEFORE EGON MUSK CANCELLED ME . “THATS NICE DEAR. NIGHT NIGHT”’ . NO EMPATHY WHATSOVER 😾😾😾😾

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