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Uncle Tits

@uncletits.bsky.social
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I'm a dog called Uncle Tits. Also a communist.

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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Probably the most accessible analysis we have so far, but it still isn't enough, lads. This needs to trickle down *fast* so everyone understands it. How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
A book about neoliberalism with a severed cock resting on it.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Look at this cute dog eating a pretzel!🥰
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
That's troubadours. The centrist hacks of medieval Europe. Honest, look 👇
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
The author Will Self bent over, picking through tokens left at Franz Kafka's grave in Prague. You can see his bum.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A Christmassy Ozzy Osborne with a santa hat on.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Post yourself make it black and white
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The tree's going up this weekend, lads.
A dog called Uncle Tits celebrating Christmas with a santa hat on his head. He looks very festive despite any reservations he might have about the consumerist nature of the season.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ha ha no she's as real as apple pie, bay-bee I have pics
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Awful to see the melts getting radicalised over on the bird app. No wonder many are seeking refuge here.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If you see this post a bird
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Hold up. Peanuts are beans, lads. Beans.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus
Revellers celebrate St David's day in Swansea, South Wales
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Music reccomendations pls. I need something that does what this record does with synth. A treat for the brain type of thing, toying with the stereo field and is amazing on headphones.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
All factory workers sell their acreage once they retire from the factory, lads. It's very normal.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
The priorities of a British Liberal newspaper 👌
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
New album 'Fuck Y'all' dropping summer 2024
Old English communist sheepdog called Uncle Tits chilling out by a sunset.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
PJ Harvey played Israel in 1995 but help me find the gig I enjoyed...
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
There's this YouTube channel that I swear is a bit. A couple move to a cottage alone on an island and document their days. It's either extremely well observed or my cynicism has hit Its limits here.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Houthis deserve the Nobel peace prize tbh.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Every time I lose a follower I assume it's because you just can't handle me at my worst so you don't deserve me at my
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Americans about to discover Oz Katerji. Should be fun.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
This story is very failson neppo baby, definitely worth diving into.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
If this is in today's Guardian then I fully expect a statement from Keir Starmer robustly denouncing Peter Mandelson and his pedophile associates.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
When ITV shows you normal, innocent men through the filter of these absolute fucking weirdos. Are all breakfast presenters this unreal? They look ill.
Traditional coked up breakfast television presenters in the United Kingdom interviewing a normal person.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Search drinks in your cameraroll? I take far too many screenshots ffs.
Guardian story headline: McDonald's offered Met police cheap burgers and drinks during XR protests. 

The cunts.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Never give up. We all have a solo album within us. Even bassists.
An old English sheepdog stares intensely into the camera as the sun sets in the desert behind them.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Happy new year, dawgs
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Aw, an hero. Legitimising the whole affair by accepting an honour, daft pig. If you're on their honours list you make the kill list. Scab.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Apart from the presents and dinner pics, the Pets At Christmas pics are always my favorite. Dogbless them pets they really do tolerate our shit this time of year they're the best of us.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Merry Christmas, lads. Hope you and yours have a good one x
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
So this good gurl got out of dog hospital this morning after an overnight stay. Turns out the tasty treat she gobbled up from outside the student flats was a lump of hash. Thank fuck for that tbh I thought some bastard was poisoning dogs.
A good dog who ate a lump of cannabis resin and has returned to tell the secrets she discovered.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Trust me lads, they are deeply concerned about this issue coming up in the election. They protest too much.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Got all the nuts in before I realised those bastards at asda are selling Brazil nuts separately. I'll have to get them in, even though they're the cuntishest nut that only a divorced uncle can crack open.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
"Put this in your mouth and make shit with it please"
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
My gurl. Chin up, fella. Sending love x
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Merry Jeremy Christmas, lads. Peace on earth and goodwill to all men. Apart from the bad men. Fuck those guys.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Worth logging back in there to boost this gold. Lad's on fire.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Telling the zoomers this is Thatcher because it's just easier tbh.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
What stage of capitalism do we have to get to before this become an emoji? I think we're pretty close, lads.
A 'choppy boi'. Also known as a guillotine.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
I have words for a government who responded to catastrophic covid deaths in the care sector and a tailspin in recruitment; who then lied to 3rd world migrants who queued up to replace them before being castigated: You'll get found out, you rotten cunts.
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Uncle Tits @uncletits.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Fkn cld as sht omg fk ths
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