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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦

@unclerobber.bsky.social
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He/him. Part time streamer, full time shit poster.

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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
John Cena doing car commercial voiceovers and not appearing on camera or stating that it is him is a recession indicator.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Pokémon! This species is native only to Madagascar and is famous for its incredible camouflage, perfectly mimicking dead leaves to hide from predators. IG: reptilesupershow Satanic leaf-tailed gecko
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 28/04/2026
Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
a dialog box reads:

Post reply?
You could probably just stay out of it.

The two buttons are:
- Mind my own business (default)
- Reply anyway
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"This is an important thing to think about."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That thing they do in marketing where a website asks if you want to sign up for whatever and the choices are "YES!" and "No, I'm a stupid little baby" I'll go ahead and click the stupid baby button. Nice try but I don't care
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Rain, Portland Street crossing Oxford Road, Manchester, painting by Rob Pointon.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s
A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form. A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form. A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging. A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.
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Colorado Socialist ☭🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ♿ @leftwardswing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is great! 😂
A detailed, symbolic painting inspired by the movie "Pulp Fiction," featuring Samuel L. Jackson's character depicted as a Jesus-like figure with a glowing halo and radiant hands, blessing a sick man lying in a hospital bed. Surrounding them are other characters from the film—John Travolta and Uma Thurman—both praying, and a nurse and another man watching solemnly. Above, three cherubic angels with the faces of other "Pulp Fiction" characters float in the sky. The background includes iconic American symbols such as the U.S. Capitol, the Statue of Liberty, an American flag, flying bald eagles, military jets, and fireworks, blending religious imagery with patriotic and cinematic elements.
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Kane Lawless 420 @kanelawless420.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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glitterck.bsky.social @glitterck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey kids,who wants a plate of freshly made disappointment?
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that wishes it was a red panda, this is your lucky day. #Caturday
A cat that looks like a red panda. 
Or.......is it a red panda that looks like a cat?
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Godzilla minus one Godzilla minus zero Godzilla minus negative one Godzilla ++ Godzilla 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you know, you know.
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Our digital life trains us to misread tone and intention.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
> @covie93.bsky.social
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SisterSue @sistasue.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Meanwhile Prof Tim Snyder is also issuing warnings about the same.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
this is the last look at earth before artemis ii reaches the moon!!! THEY WILL HAVE THEIR CLOSEST APPROACH TO THE MOON TOMORROW!!
Peering out one of the four windows near the display console on the Orion spacecraft, the Earth is illuminated by the blackness of space and grows smaller as the crew journeys closer to the Moon. This image was taken by an Artemis II crew member on the fifth day of the mission. Credit: NASA
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This one hits hard.
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 31/01/2026
"A world-first gene therapy which turns white blood cells into a disease-busting “living drug” has reversed previously untreatable blood cancers." www.positive.news/society/revo...
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Revolutionary therapy treats ‘untreatable’ blood cancer
Gene therapy which turns white blood cells into a disease-busting “living drug” has reversed previously untreatable blood cancers
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
STANDING ORDERS - No hands in pockets - No hands out of pockets - No hands - No
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I will never not find it funny that the most prominent white nationalist in the United States right now is a gay Hispanic guy.
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
"For every complex problem, there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." - H. L. Mencken
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Life can only be understood backwards, but it can only be lived forwards.
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Sophia 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @aegeanlyfe.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I can’t get over this. Mariners fans cheered when a Blue Jays player got hurt. Dodgers fans did too. Canadians? We donated to a Seattle Kids hospital, because kindness is how we play the game. 🇨🇦💙 That’s the difference: cruelty vs. class. #wantitall #takeitall #gobluejays
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! @malena.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Ice is lawless & violent! These masked thugs are abducting & torturing people including US CITIZENS! Will your kid, spouse, siblings, grandparent or grandchildren next? Call Congress and demand accountability! If it can happen to them, it can happen to you! #ICELawlessness
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 27/10/2025
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough...""not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer...""...you're rich. If you have, whatever-""- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Uncle Robber 🇨🇦 @unclerobber.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Don't go around tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bathroom on the right.
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Republicans R Evil 👿 @republicansrevil.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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A Republic If You Can Keep It @arepublicif.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Whether you attended #NoKings today in body or spirit PLEASE take the follow-up step of calling your 2 Senators and 1 Congressional Rep to say why you attended and what you expect of them: 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣1️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ ❤️🤍💙 🗽🇺🇸 🚫👑
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Trish 🇨🇦 Sorry! 🍁 @trishly.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The real threats to Canada's data sovereignty tt939.substack.com/p/a-two-part...
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A Two-Part Series on Canada’s Data Sovereignty Debate
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2025
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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