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Uncle Dion

@uncledion.bsky.social
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Teacher. Toy Collector. Cook. Way too old to still be watching wrestling.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Film often has the piss taken out of it for being a rather sedentary piece about 2 people just talking a lot — BUT — it has one of the most brilliantly prescient monologues imho. MY DINNER WITH ANDRE (1981) Have a listen.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In this house Chris Hemsworth’s only brother is Tom Hiddleston. End of story.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Steven Borden didn’t complaint about having to set stuff up. #AEWAllIn
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
STP doing all the Sports Entermaninment today #AEWALLIN
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s sad that the only time Nikki has free will in Obsession, she’s using it to hook up with the villain from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saw Tony this weekend. They reversed the trope of an attractive actor playing a real life person only for a photo at the end to show the real life person looking like a goon. Bourdain’s real life picture was a smoke show that made Sessa look like the goon.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cap’n Crunch has been making that cereal that’s all Crunchberries for long enough that I refuse to believe it’s still some sort of mistake
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RKO outta nowhere
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today’s Lego Poolside Polybag Build
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No normie voter knows who Hasan Piker is and even fewer care about his opinion
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Peter Griesar @griesar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ActBlue trains likely Dem voters to knee-jerk yell STOP at Dems every week for a year before they are asked to go to the polls to cast a YES vote for Dems. The cognitive dissonance of that has got to have a negative effect on turnout and support.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska
Children practicing the «Duck and Cover» protection method with a real atomic bomb explosion in the background. The photo was taken in Nevada, 40 km from the epicentre.
1952.

(Photo of same)
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nobody goes out to breakfast more than cops. Donuts was a drop in the bucket.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Y’all remember when Tupac wore a corset?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Some people are so afraid of giving a wrong answer that they are damn near impossible to get information from. “I can’t say it might change or I wouldn’t even want to estimate.” Then there are others who are a gleeful firehoses of disinformation. Guess which one I usually need answers from.
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I should be working, and yet...
Cover of the comic ABSOLUTE BATMAN altered to say ABSOLUTE HORSES with Batman's face swapped out for the snout of a horse.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Vince McMahon meme of simmer’s post
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Drop your crime fighting Catholics.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Democrats reaction to the Swalwell story is appropriate. If he was a Republican, he’s go up at least 5 points with their primary voters.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This has been reality for over decade and people still act surprised.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hold up! Did Uncle Phil make all those charm necklaces?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We could be publicly identifying every ICE agent at an airport right now but instead our journalists are dunking on them for being lazy. The good guys are just as incompetent as the bad guys.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Uncle Dion will NOT be joining the Hormuz Coalition.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Who decided that my dryer needs a whole song when it is done?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Growing up pretty much everyone hated authoritarian bureaucrats. Nowadays about half the American voters are huge fans.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
They gave me plum sauce and cocktail sauce with my Coconut Shrimp. What kind of maniac eats Coconut Shrimp with cocktail sauce?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I don’t know why so many so-called smart people insist on playing dumb about this. Obviously he’s going to put his real name on the intake form and NOT Pagliacci the Clown.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you’re the home team at #SBLX does that mean your guy gets to DJ?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Are you drinking raw milk?” is the new “Did you eat paint chips as a kid?”
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@ceehawk.bsky.social Are there gonna be any places hosting SNME in SATX tomorrow?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Hawkins doesn’t miss
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Journalists who write trash like this are WAY more expendable to AI than any educator.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Actually Romantic is Not Like Us for Middle Aged Women.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It’s so hot that I just saw the paleta man getting high on his own supply.
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"trad wife" is a kink marketed to incels.
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Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 22/06/2025
Trump bombing Iran was illegal and unjustified. I ran for Congress to make sure our leaders consider the true costs of war. And I will be in the Senate, standing on my titanium legs, demanding answers from Trump. My statement:
Duckworth statement on Trump’s strikes against Iran nuclear sites.Duckworth statement on Trump’s strikes against Iran nuclear sites.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Imagine being a random minor celebrity who took an edible and went to watch wrestling but now #wweraw has you on camera in front of live national audience waving like fool for way too long. Whole reason I’m not famous.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I should buy some copper foams. #wwemitb
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m going to say something that 12 year old me watching his first Muta match wouldn’t believe I’m saying, but there are way too many moonsaults in this company. #wrestlemania
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This is from my new special TRASH DADDY which debuts TONIGHT on YouTube at 7:00 PM Central. Watch it live and chat with me in the comments. Here’s the link: 800PGR.lnk.to/trashdaddy
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Trae Crowder - Trash Daddy
Listen to Trash Daddy by Trae Crowder.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is $40 too much too pay for the Lego Wicked Theater exclusive poly bag?
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Movies you’ve watched more than six times, using only gifs
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a brown and white dog with its tongue hanging out standing next to a group of soldiers
ALT: a brown and white dog with its tongue hanging out standing next to a group of soldiers
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Bill Miller has an armed guard watching their supply truck offload. He’s wearing a Punisher Mask. My brother in Christ you’re guarding coleslaw.
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Stacy @stacy31.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Mr. Fantastic is always a challenge to pull of technically.
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Uncle Dion @uncledion.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
One of the best things about living in SATX is the abundance of authentic breakfast taco spots. My favorite joint just increased the price of each taco by 50¢ to account for increased egg costs. I’ll never forgive our dumbass electorate for this shit.
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