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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social

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Tombstone Tourist, Granny, Introvert 💙🧶☕ Pro-choice, guillotine enthusiast.📖⚰️ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 4h
When PTL stood for ‘Pass The Loot’ www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...
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Jim Bakker, disgraced televangelist who went to prison, dies at 86
With his wife, Tammy Faye, he presided over the multimillion-dollar PTL empire before his fall in the 1980s after sex and fraud scandals.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Debbie T Knits 🧶 @debbietknits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👍 🧶 #knit
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James Schlarmann @jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, slap my ass and call me Moses. It looks like the GOP is tucking tail and running their money straight the fuck out of North Carolina. They are reported to now be channeling that money to the Kansas Senate race instead. Senator Cooper will be a beacon of decency in the dark.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know who's more dangerous than undocumented immigrants? Rapist frat boys who grow up to occupy powerful positions in government.
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James Schlarmann @jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They love to groom and trans kids.
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You Know Who Really Wants to “Trans” Your Kids? MAGA Evangelicals.
You know how well the second Trump administration is going?
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a pour-over will always be safe.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when these feckless dipshits complain that they're being treated unfairly because they voted for him, and regret the actions they didn't anticipate that lead to their personal discomfort, remind them often and without mercy:
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bear looking better than ever www.mystateline.com/news/nationa...
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Florida man accused of strangling girlfriend after dispute over flatulence in bed, report says
A Florida man named Anthony Gordon was arrested and charged with a third-degree felony for domestic battery by strangulation following an argument with his girlfriend in Largo.
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stock up now.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The protective order didn’t stop him? I mean, those always work guessingheadlights.com/florida-man-...
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Florida Man Accused of Hiding Tracker on Ex’s Car, Threatening to Kill Her Despite Protection Order
A Florida man is accused of hiding a tracking device on his ex-girlfriend’s vehicle while she had an active injunction for protection against him, then using
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And too educated and empathetic, but same…
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The cross is now a symbol of repression and hate.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice piece on #Dateline at 35 seasons. Apparently, I’m never going to retire: 👇 www.poynter.org/reporting-ed...
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Before true crime was everywhere, there was ‘Dateline’ - Poynter
Its suspenseful storytelling helped bring true crime to a mass audience and created a blueprint for the boom that followed
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HOLY FUCKING COVERUP! The Pentagon is now saying all military personnel are "accounted for." A sleazy way to deceive the American public. Yeah, they're accounted for alright. In hospital beds and fucking body bags. The entire mainstream press is running cover for this DISASTER.
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The same Republicans who wanted you to cry and grovel for forgiveness when Charlie Kirk died from a bleeding neck pussy won't even PRETEND to condemn this horrible violent attack on Amy Acton.
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I keep hearing that you should force yourself to smile no matter how shitty or hateful towards humanity you feel. It's supposed to improve your mood. I keep trying that but it's just scaring those around me. I gotta stop now. I'll probably get institutionalized if I keep it up.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Money spent on competent criminal defense is never money wasted.
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Heading back to school and looking to make friends or alienate people? Nothing bonds or divides like a Christian Nightmares t-shirt! More info here: thechristiannightmarestribulationband.bandcamp.com/merch/christ...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, honey . . . That money isn’t there anymore. Bless your hearts for thinking it was.
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
33 Democrats just joined with Republicans to proudly state they prioritize loyalty to Israel over their loyalty to the Constitution. It brings me no pleasure reporting this, but it is what it is. I can't ignore what clearly just happened in the House. Pretty goddamn grotesque.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not from The Onion
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you or someone you know may be in immediate danger or at risk of acting on suicidal thoughts, seek emergency assistance. In the United States, call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline; call 911 or go to the nearest emergency department when immediate emergency intervention is needed.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Republicans have always told us that cutting regulations for corporations would make products better and cheaper. Turns out, without regulations, corporations will just wash our food with literal shit and charge us even more for food we can’t eat…
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MapQuest refuses to bend at the knee. In a world of Google Maps, be a MapQ
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
At this point, could anyone acting in good faith actually blame Canada if they decided to cut off power to American states? We aren't just a bully. We're a bully who keeps tripping over our own dick and can't even back up our threats. We are an obnoxious pariah on the world stage.
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James Schlarmann @jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't believe Mitch McConnell outlived Dolly Parton. Wait, I'm sorry. I mean, "I don't believe Mitch McConnell outlived Dolly Parton."
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hayden Panittiere Dolly Parton Tim Curry The Grim Reaper isn't checking the Suggestion Box. 💔💔💔
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In terms of rabid MAGA skank walkers, Natalie Harp is a visual upgrade from Larry Loomer. But unlike Larry, Natalie's ability to cosplay as Ivanka has made her a powerful gatekeeper to the president. Hilarious how the Secret Service fears she wants to wear Trump's skin as a suit.
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mood tonight youtu.be/5EbiRRpaYB4?...
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Metal Health (Bang Your Head)
YouTube video by Quiet Riot - Topic
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The press is saying that Natalie Harp is Trump's "human printer." Bullshit. She seems more like his human bidet to me. A nasty power horny psycho who likely tongue punches his elderly asshole because his little necrotic cock stopped working LONG ago. A real sick piece of work.
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814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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James Schlarmann @jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My new one today.
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So...What *Was* It Then, Karoline?
Which straw broke the camel's back?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently protected, enjoying pampering and puppy time while America's service members are forced to drink diseased water, eat rotten meat, and huff air infested by mold. She does yoga while they choose drowning.
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There it is.
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ANOTHER BOTOXED, BLOWNOUT, BUBONIC BITCH BITES THE DUST! Karoline Leavitt resigns! She's fulfilling her Christian duty by returning home to fellate her elderly husband's flaccid prick and spend more time with whatever Secret Service agent actually fathered her baby. GOD BLESS!
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
why the fuck is a United stewardess in the Oval?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
BREAKING: ANOTHER TANKER BITES THE DUST. Iran is destroying an average of 2 tankers a day now. All as Trump is telling Axios he's going to "low key" the Iran war. Who the fuck knows what that means. Sounds like some pussy ass bitch shit to me. Now, here's Tom with the weather.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Democracy is slipping away. Nazis are in charge. Abortion has been rolled back. It’s pay-to-play in DC. An endless war. But by all means, let’s worry about who Travis and Taylor are friends with.
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/08/2026
Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.
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MelusineMarianne.bsky.social @melusinemarianne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've noticed that grocery store check out workers are asking what kind of dog (cat) you have while buying your pet food 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“It's a simple setup, but there's something almost poetic about using a pool accessory to fight back against a surveillance network.” guessingheadlights.com/florida-man-...
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Florida Man Uses 12-Foot Pool Skimmer to Block Police Surveillance Camera
A 77-year-old Florida man has found a clever, non-destructive way to protest the license plate readers popping up on his street, and honestly, it's the kind
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