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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant

@uncleboom.bsky.social
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Building stuff, obsessing about football. Petting cats. Played in a cool band.

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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 21h
Elon Musk's unsubtle efforts to undo western democracy should really be treated as more the urgent threat that it is.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These clods only know one song - it's horrible and they won't stop singing.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the best day of my life.  

It's a good day for me too, baby.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Promises made, promises kept.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poilievre is best (only?) suited to be an irritating, back-bencher attack dog. An utterly charmless man.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have to regulate and prosecute these villains into oblivion.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Terrifying.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my absolute favourite Ry Cooder guitar solos on this beauty. open.spotify.com/s/9uSsw6x
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Money Honey
Ry Cooder · Into The Purple Valley · Song · 1971
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What did Tucker Kraft do?
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's beautiful.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We don't need Marjorie Taylor Greene draped in Edith Head's finest.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Measles is running rampant and RFK Jr is taking a sledgehammer to lifesaving childhood vaccines...Rodgers got everything he wanted, what's left to gripe about?
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*Inhales one toke in 1977 and drops the needle on Carry On Wayward Son for the first time*
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My loins are so powerful, only Rihanna can hope to contain them. It's inevitable, and as it happens...economically necessary.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse duo!
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No, no. If you're gonna use a slop tool, the life of Rupert Murdoch is exactly the story for it.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
getting owned by 9-year-olds at online multiplayer games?
Picture of mass-murder and ruined penis possessor Elon Musk in a tuxedo
The Richest Person Alive Spends Five Hours a Week on Something Most People Quit in School
Blinkist Magazine | Ad
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Throngs of black-clad masked men sieging a major port in service of their avowed ethnic cleansing aims should be a 5 alarm fire.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spare a moment for the tech CEOs desperately struggling to speak to their children as well.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Always worth remembering that British writer Kingsley Amis declared T2 "a flawless masterpiece" in his later years.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, don't sell Pierre Poilievre short here...a uniquely snotty little shit if there ever were one.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rebel Media is a uniquely shitty bunch of assholes up here in the Great White North. Fuck these guys.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Terrific record. 16 Shells From A Thirty Ought Six rips shit.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's a blatant disregard for human life!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thankfully I wasn't dating anyone as I romanced Panam in Cyberpunk.
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Simpsons comic panel.  "I hear digging but I don't hear chopping."
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's an "arranged shotgun marriage" between the Colts and Daniel Jones in Indy I think, @rotopat.bsky.social
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Trio record, particularly David Lindley's mind-altering solo on "To Know Him Is To Love Him" is totally excellent. So much talent. RIP.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Have Mercy (1989)
Uncle Joey is strapped to a chair that may or may not contain.... wood

90 minutes left, 97.5% house capacity

"90 minutes to cuf it out or face execution"

We know it's dumb.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Protect Women's Sports! * by sending large, unhinged men to harass them on the court.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Excellent advice. In my younger days as a rock guitar player I was definitely competitive and, frankly, pretty shitty about it. Once I met some jazz and folk players, I realized a) lots of them were way better than I'd ever be, and b) they were all really willing to share and collaborate.
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We can expect a low scoring affair.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026
if smurfs existed and could legally consent you could probably do it. that thing you’re thinking about
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Sell their homes to who, Ben, fucking Aquaman??"
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Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant @uncleboom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This woman is starving herself of food and sleep, collapsing at the feet and chasing the heels of a disgusting man who absolutely could not care less. Sex dungeon shit.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday." "Woo-hoo! A four-day weekend!"
Season 6 / Episode 2
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