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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 ➡️⬇️↘️➕🍂 @doctorbutler.bsky.social · 13h
Nobody seems to believe games are an artform less than the “games are art” crowd They assess a games artistic merit solely based on its proximity to film, which is an extremely regressive way of thinking
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 13h
We'll never reach the point where people respect and value games until we thoroughly reckon with the fact that "games are art" is almost always code for "art should replace games."
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here, I fixed it:
Meme of a person looking at random encounters and saying "Wow, RPGs are so grindy" while the point goes over his head: Random encounters were originally supposed to be increments of attrition across the length of a dungeon; they lost their purpose when RPGs shifted focus from resource management to dramatic moments.
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here, I fixed it:
Meme of a person looking at random encounters and saying "Wow, RPGs are so grindy" while the point goes over his head: Random encounters were originally supposed to be increments of attrition across the length of a dungeon; they lost their purpose when RPGs shifted focus from resource management to dramatic moments.
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will jobst @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
truly tickled by this recommendation for “things that feel like elden ring”
Looking for books, worlds with expansive lore, dark but also immensely beautiful gothic vibes. Deeply sad/ melancholic undertones and wildly bizarre and exciting creatures and aesthetics
There's something incredibly beautiful and romantic, but deeply unsettling about the entirety of the Elden Ring universe and I would love to read something like that
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Ima be 100 percent Honest. The Old Testament bro
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna make a Mario Maker level called "RPG Random Encounters Suck" and it's just classic World 1-1 but all the enemies and pits are gone except for an elaborate boss fight at the end.
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Voxandra @voxandra.gay · 28/09/2026
The way some people complain about RPGs sounds really funny when translated to another genre “Ugh another pit I have to jump over? Stop wasting my time.”
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when they actually had more of a purpose than that. This bit is just what's left after their original purpose got eroded by genre drift.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not saying it's the best deck, or even the best version of itself, but it's been treating me well enough that I'm honestly shocked that nobody else is playing it. Good enough to reach Master Ball, at least. #PokemonTCGPocket
Deck list called Ladies' Night. It's Meloetta into Mega Gardevoir but also has Mega Diancie for explosive finishing power.Screenshot showing that I have a 71% win rate across 45 games.Deck sharing scan code.
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Aero💜🐾૮ ,,• ﻌ •,, ა🐾🩵 @aero-ouppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fox mccloud: ah what a peaceful day here in the lylat system the nefarious dr andross:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh god
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rangers of a Broken World starts crowdfunding next month. Join us here to learn more about the project and get notified on launch: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
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Get notified when Rangers of a Broken World launches on BackerKit!
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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We might have been listening to evil messages rather than good.
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel sure there's one or more important games that I've forgotten, but there you go.
My 9 Games:
Super Mario World 
Oregon Trail 
Pokemon Blue 
King's Quest 7
EarthBound 
Yoshi's Island 
Zelda: Link to the Past 
Donkey Kong Country 
Brogue
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It's Fantastic! - Arcade scans and translations @itsfantasticac.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Instruction manual illustrations, for the Saturn version of Puyo Puyo Tsu.
All About Series Vol. 13 - Puyo Puyo Tsu (Apr. 30, '96), pg. 72All About Series Vol. 13 - Puyo Puyo Tsu (Apr. 30, '96), pg. 72All About Series Vol. 13 - Puyo Puyo Tsu (Apr. 30, '96), pg. 72All About Series Vol. 13 - Puyo Puyo Tsu (Apr. 30, '96), pg. 72
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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check out the game over 600 people are waiting for! Learn what's inside my little brain! It's not all bad I promise!
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're 80% funded! 💪💜 Let's GO, folks! #ttrpg
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Original Kirby Team asked to draw Kirby (circa 1992)
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls, looking mildly annoyed. Added a speech bubble so it looks like he's saying the words in the quoted post below.
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matara @mataramg.itch.io · 24/09/2026
reason # 45,000 to kill genai forever: some people have the letters "a" and "i" in their names and work in creative fields and people who receive their emails are illiterate.
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whoops, I think letting myself enjoy a new video game involved turning my heart back on, which in turn opened me up to Feeling The Horrors. Back into the box we go!
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Jax from Digital Circus: Sad to Smiling
Alt: Jax from Digital Circus starts with an expression of distress, then shifts to the usual grin.
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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you're not one of them yet, you can join up here: www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
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Get Ready for Rangers of a Broken World
From Evil Hat - Get Ready for Rangers of a Broken World
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the other day i saw someone assert that giving money to wotc's competitors still qualified morally/ethically as supporting dnd and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😎 #PokemonTCGPocket
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing that I acquired the emblem from the themed collection called, "Shady Invention Collector."
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Igneous Sigil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mara's the best of people, please help her out if you can
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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just had to replace a partner's graphics card due to chip failure. Kind of important to have a working computer. Able to handle it, but uh, significantly outside budget so... if y'all feel so inclined I'm rattling my coin jar. Not a crisis, just a shortfall. ko-fi.com/jazzelves
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
item number 9 here is something that needs to be reckoned with even outside of genai and most folks are not prepared for those conversations
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me to literally anyone:
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have lots of stomach upsets and normally i just work through them, gotten pretty good at it, but this time my coworker noticed and was like "you can totally go home, it's no biggie" and who am i to argue?
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wanted gilded shark teeth but the Dr said that won't be great for my sleep apnea
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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dragonweirdo @dragonweirdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mina the Hollower doin a lil dance Song: At Last We Rest (Old Graveyard) by Jake Kaufman
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dunno if this is a hot take or not but room temperature water is > ice cold water because I can drink it faster
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Norsehound @norsehound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just showed my wife the incredible crystal beer commercials which were spliced into a broadcast of Star Wars or movies in Chile. Now you can see them! youtube.com/watch?v=pmLw...
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Every Seamless Crystal Beer Ad Break in Star Wars Chile Trilogy
YouTube video by Absolute Wasak
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JUST A FEW LEFT PLEASE HELP ME FINISH #PokemonTCGPocket
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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 22/09/2026
thats_how_the_game_works.dec
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wiarg 44
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my artist transition of what that weird skull wheelbarrow would look like with flesh on it. I made the head look like Conan O’Brien
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sci-fi is quarters fantasy is chambers
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
honestly my biggest gripe with skyrim is that fuckass narrow font
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