Reposted by RubberMattJohanna Saunders @johannasaunders.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We’ve lost a lot of good people in recent years, it has felt cruel and unfair at times, but it would appear that karma has been instructed to rectify the situation because the awful people are suddenly dying! Take note, cunty flapneck. 1224
Reposted by RubberMatt▲ ▲ ▲ 🇪🇪🇫🇮🇺🇦 @enriviis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Dark humor will never get old. Like russian soldier. 341646
Reposted by RubberMattCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state. 5344122
Reposted by RubberMattderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad. 454176821349
Reposted by RubberMattBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is a traitor. 32744376
Reposted by RubberMattErika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025For anyone who appreciates my work and would like to contribute a little more to help me do what I do, I've made a tip jar: ko-fi.com/erikamoak I know times are hard now and it's perfectly fine if you can't, but anything is appreciated. 🖤ko-fi.comSupport Erika MoakSupport Erika Moak 062
Reposted by RubberMattJonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 28/03/2026In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty. 5736215
RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Glossy and seamless @evildolly.bsky.social Pour vous 010626
Reposted by RubberMattErika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/03/2026One of our future oligarchs walks into an Italian restaurant and screams, "Tacos, food-servants! I demand tacos for my belly!" Proceeds to stand in the middle of the restaurant, head back and mouth open, waiting to be hand fed. 0102
Reposted by RubberMattNathaniel J.Darkish @njdarkish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026#TIL that each version of VLC media player is named after a different Discworld character. They already had my undying love, but this somehow increases that. 0114
Reposted by RubberMattSexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 17/03/2026The words “Britpop Demon Hunters” appeared in my head and I’m feeling queasy 631219132
Reposted by RubberMattRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/01/2026nipples itch after transporter 717021
RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Dear Santa, I've been really, really bad this year, please drop all the naughty kids coal at my place. Please? That shits gotten expensive. 060
RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Apologies for going quiet, but I sold my soul & work for Evri. Working seven days a week for the past month just to keep on top of the sheer volume of utter shite people order online. Please stop buying cheap crap from Temu & Shein, or I'm going to stop trying to deliver it & just set it on fire. 180
RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025"Well, I know which gift I want to open first!" Merky Crumble everyone. 0645
Reposted by RubberMattThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall 402144133427
Reposted by RubberMattpsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 23/09/2025By the way, autism is not a disease. Existing is not a crime. 331042
Reposted by RubberMatt-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2025this was a special request that we're adding to the public side of the shop as well. our first wall art release that is so entirely color focused. request was made for either metal or acrylic to make it pop more, but we're enabling paper prints as well.inprnt.comnldm color run, an art print by -𝚖𝚘𝚡Gallery Quality Prints 39525
Reposted by RubberMattHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 22/09/2025Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?! 11485194
Reposted by RubberMattFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats 9735541241
Reposted by RubberMattlolguyboy🔞 @lolguyboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025From now on, all my art on BSKY will feature this sticker until further notice. 24316
RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Extrapolating a little from the ending of the third DLC ... a little domestic bliss in the Nechayev household ;) 0377
RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Just watched a playthrough of the Atomic Heart 3rd DLC. The ending had my brain going off on a tangent .... 0300
Reposted by RubberMattHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 17/09/2025WOW. Leaked WhatsApps from Labour's leadership team ahead of Donald Trump's state visit. open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...open.substack.comLeaked WhatsApps from Labour's leadership team ahead of Donald Trump's state visitTo receive new posts and support efforts to make light of our imminent demise, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. 1620455
Reposted by RubberMattBrendan May @brendanmay.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Brexit Britain in one image. 49472159
Reposted by RubberMattFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Ed Milliband on Elon Musk on LBC, "Just because you're a billionaire doesn't give you the right to tell us how to run our country" "This guy is a publicity seeking narcissist, who is inciting violence on our streets" "As the Americans would say: butt out of our politics" 531374358
Reposted by RubberMattMrsVB @mrsivb.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Just found this petition. Barely any signatures yet.petition.parliament.ukPetition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another partyWhen an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their... 117761
Reposted by RubberMattDreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns 512311571
Reposted by RubberMattHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 07/09/2025EXCLUSIVE- The Reform Conference Diary - Day 2 "09:15 - a motion is passed stating that the only people with an automatic right to UK residency should be those with pre-Saxon Romano-British DNA." open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...open.substack.comTHE REFORM CONFERENCE DIARY - DAY 2More incredible undercover insights from deep inside the Reform machine 4326580
Reposted by RubberMattHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 08/09/2025To paraphrase multiple Reform MPs: "Nobody unable to speak English should be living in our country." 1221954
Reposted by RubberMattIsaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/09/2025listen, if vaccines ended the british monarchy that would be just another plus for vaccines in my book 1226