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'Xena Death Orca....harsh, but funny.....lovely, massive, floating humbug wiv teefs....fabulous disaster....daft twat!..' NOT A BLOODY FISH! #Wülferhampton EAT THE RICH (& spam) Unsolicited DMs blocked

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Lorna MacGillivray @elemjay.bsky.social · 6h
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 6h
Wooho! I got me first Julie!!!!!
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Lorna MacGillivray @elemjay.bsky.social · 10h
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 13h
Thinking I might consume a few glasses of wine.... I might get a bit silly though..... Would you even notice 😁
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 13h
SI Sexually Inept???
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 18h
Shocker Not.........
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 18h
The smell of Deep Heat, fags, gin and Werthers Originals must be overwhelming......
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20h
A phrase only ever uttered by malignant arsebags barely one IQ point above a potato.....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll save them the bother.... 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Elon Musk in Cap at White House
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'... brayed him in the clems!!...' Happy Sunday ya radgies!!! 😁 www.facebook.com/share/v/19Sh...
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Jarl Graham Kirk. Photo of me 1965 @grawitmik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day, every night the RNLI are doing this. They ask for nothing. The girls and guys in that boat were probably at home watching TV with their kids before 10 minutes later being out on the sea to save lives. These are British Patriots and Heroes ! They don't wear black shorts and face masks.
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If today was a teddy bear....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shit School night Spinny....
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm pissed Consider yourselves warned..... 😬
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello my friends ❤️ Live your very best life Do no harm Love each other That's it really. Oh....and FUCK CANCER!!!!!! xxx
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Cory Tunts. Invisible candidate for Clacton By-election. @thecorytunts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's hard work applying for a job at Citroen! I've already had to send in 2 CV's..........
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm guessing it was like watching a fascist Abba tribute on crystal meth....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sweaty Incels???
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tellewhat???
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Man's Goofy Surprised Face
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fuck off you mental, orange cunt"
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All the strength and love to our amazing @un-ness-assary.bsky.social today ❤️❤️❤️ Loves you muchly As well you know xxxxx Here... have a zap from the Care Bears 🥰
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Care Bears: The Care Bear Stare
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Little Lord Farquhar syndrome...
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Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May Die
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Schneewittchen Snow White in Padded Cell
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know a Gremlin when I see one.....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morrisons getting rough on shoplifters I see....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apologies in advance #Shiraz #HealthSupplements
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And we are NOT fucking giving them up any time soon!!!!
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes But then Liz Truss got sacked......
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Liz Truss Election
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IT WAS NESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! @un-ness-assary.bsky.social #NormalForNess #Wülferhampton
Mead Hall Inferno was NESS!!!!
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Right Said Fred have apparently been booked for his new support act....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They made a canny bag of crisps though to be fair.... #IYKYK
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Live feed from the World’s Smartest Genius Awards.
Trump looking like a dog trying to comprehend quantum theory.
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mood
I'm fine
🔥🔥🔥
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am often asked why I drink so much wine I have to inform them that unfortunately, it's down to a serious medical condition It turns out that my body can't produce it's own wine .... So I have to take supplements.... For the rest of my life.... 🍷
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Knowledge is power" "Revenge is a dish best served cold"* Two of my favourite sayings 😁 . . . . *Absolute Kelvin...
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THESE ARE NOT THE CORRUPT, COMPLIANT, PUPPET JUDGES I ORDERED!!!!!
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Angela Rayner, "Nigel Farage's sugar daddies made their money in crypto, but there's nothing cryptic about their motives... A Reform gov will act in their interest, not the public's interest" "If Farage will do you a cameo for £70, just ask yourself what he'd do for £70 million"
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing to see here..... Just a Russian oligarch bankrolling Don Jnr's lavish wedding.... . . *Oh ..and it's a spine, not a jawline that the pathetic specimen needed transplanting.....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
20% anticipated energy rise in January 20 PERCENT!!!! Couple that with massive food inflation How the HELL are people even expected to survive???!!!! The fact that most of this crisis is down to politics, and 3 'men' in particular... absolutely boils my blood!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seems to be working for Mitch McConnell.....
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Hey Bernie: Poolside Scene
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Kev Moore @kevmoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What the actual FUCK?
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Timeline cleanse 🤗
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
US foreign policy is akin to being locked in a room with a toddler, toting a loaded semi-automatic machine gun..... ......and they're overdue a nap.....
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Poor guy... Half way through the embalming process and they stick him with an electric cattle prod, lob him into a wheelchair and drag him into the Senate.... What next for the Republican Party? Brains in jars???.......
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Post a witch
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Grotbags Pink Windmill
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
President Dunning Krueger
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
STOP BLAMING HIS DEMENTIA
HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER TOO!
DAPSTAR
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Staphylococcus....do your thang!!!
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Gladis 🐳🎃👻🕸️☠️🎃🎃🎃 @gladistheassassin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And now we all know what Andy's 'happy' face looks like.... Unsee that! You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣
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