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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social @jenbren.bsky.social @ath3na.bsky.social @lafeeverte.bsky.social Had no idea how long since I last posted - sorry if I worried anyone. I have ups and downs and spend most of my days dealing with tons of mucous..... now you wish you hadn't asked 🤣

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you have to ask someone three times " Have you got your hearing aid in?" I think you already know the answer

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We seem to have finally got a PM who realises how things work ...

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Moved from my single room to ward with 5 others this morning. Between them there has been constant noise all day ... Now it's only half past nine and I'm scared to make a sound in case I wake them up.

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

There's a bin here for non-infectious hats ... I think I've found my band name.

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If you use the hospital WiFi you're not allowed to live stream. SEND ME HOME by 8.00

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Didn't have A&E at 5 am on my bingo card Hey ho, so it goes.

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'd love to hear them say "It's not been an easy decision because three of you are hopeless" #sewingbee

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Nurse : have you any allergies? Me : no Nurse : have you any intolerances? Me : don't get me started...

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

How do you dish up a Charlie Bigham's fish pie without it turning into a pile of unappetising slop on the plate?

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Passed my x-rayed swallowing test... This mug of builders tea is like the finest champagne

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Good morning from me and my constant companion The Electric Raspberry

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Here's a poem I wrote at 3am "Night-time On The Ward" Gentle and cat-like that pad about In soft and silent footwear Yet still use doors That make door noises. @brianbilston.bsky.social need not worry 🤣

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Now there's something going "beep beep beep" every minute

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

So, on top of everything else I've sprained my wrist...

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Wordle 1,788 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Too many choices of first letter!

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Nearly got me! Wordle 1,784 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Pest man came back today...ALL the poison was eaten yet rattus rolandus was still scurrying about last night. Much more powerful stuff has now gone down, sprayed with caramel scent...rat poison has gone all mastercheffy - surprised there wasn't a random blackberry for 'presentation' !

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Boom! Wordle 1,775 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

For those who aren't already terminally bored by my story.. Results day today Yes, I have a large, unwanted intruder attached to my vocal chords. Treatment starts on May 14th with insertion of breathing tube in readiness for chemo-radio therapy to kill the cunt.

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Today I spent 40 minutes listening to late 70's German prog rock... Actually that's a lie, I spent 40 minutes in an MRI scanner

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Pest man came today...it turns out the big mouse under my sink is actually a small rat. For something that's been eating poison tonight it's sure making a lot of noise chomping on something under there.

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

CT scan out of the way, next stop an MRI on Sunday...

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Put an empty box on the table, on its way to the recycling bin...Guess it's not getting recycled anytime soon...

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Yesterday - call from outpatients appointments - Monday, 4.45 Later - confirmation text - Monday, 3.40 Today, whist on hold trying to clarify - text from Patient Portal - Monday, 5.00 Make it make sense

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Off to bed. Unlikely to be awake when you set sail... Bon Voyage @brexitpirates.bsky.social

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Royal Mail really need to up their game, Today I had a letter from the hospital confirming my appointment - last Thursday.

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I've put down a dish of raisins and sultanas next to the cat food...

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

That bloody mouse that's been living under my sink unit for months has now started brazenly coming out and eating the cats food

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

There was a grocer's stall outside the main entrance.. Her : that's nice, but it only sells fruit Me : Hello, how are you today? I've brought you a Savoy cabbage

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Beryl, Shadow Secretary for Lost Voices @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 09/04/2026