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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 3h
Hyundai has some MEATY tires on the softroader-trim Tucson great golly
2027 Hyundai Tucson XRT-PRO rear three quarters in some rendered sand dunes
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 12h
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 10h
every volkswagen
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
some of y'all
screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail that has a Toyota bZ Woodland below the text "Thinks It's A Car". There's also a guy
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jeep owners: NO you don't GET it I absolutely NEED 25" of clearance for my daily commute!!!! Construction workers driving their 20 year old corollas to the job site:
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bringing the doohickey to the function
photo of a giant 4 wheeled vehicular device operated by 5 people with pedal-power that was used during the Eugene Bright Parade
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ah yes the chevrolet sex concept
Chevrolet S3X concept
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It appears that BYD is currently cooking an incredibly L O N G automobile for their Yangwang sub-brand.
photo of an incredibly long boxy camouflaged sedan
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
photographing an event is basically just doing this for 2 hours straight
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What Where
Alt: Gif of the Dr Steve Brule character looking around a bunch
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Surely it must be technically possible to charge an EV via USB-C right? Seems like the type of thing @techconnectify.bsky.social would do for a video. USB-C PD 3.1 *can* do 240W at 48V/5A..
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL that BMW almost made a 3rd "i" car in the 2010s, a hatchback sedan of sorts that was shelved because of internal conflicts surrounding Project-i within BMW. It would have used a dedicated EV platform like the i3, but the multi-fuel BMW faction won out and it was cancelled.
patent image of the BMW i5 (or i4 or i6) hatchback sedan crossover thing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is a Genesis G90 Coupe happening!!?!!????
Patent image of a Genesis G90 Coupe for the US market
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
left my car door open
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Toyota will soon make history with the first car model to sell negative units
screenshot of an insideEVs article with the headline "Toyota's Hydrogen Pickup Is Coming In 2028 With 248-Mile Range"
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
misogynistic freddy fazbear seeing a woman with visible shoulders: hor
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This car RULES, but the design would be very compromised as it is, so what if.. Cabin height was increased for usable headroom alongside a wheelbase + body stretch & rear doors. 9mi/kWh may not be possible but 7mi/kWh maybe? With 55kWh it could be a 385mi range EV for Jetta money.
edit I made in PaintNET of a stretched VW Efficiency Prototype concept that has been stretched up and rearwards with the rear wheel(s) moved back. I have also moved the front door forward slightly to give more room for the rear doors which I added
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
link.. link.. wake up link.. i put instagram reels and youtube shorts on your sheikah slate link.. you must watch them link.. to save hyrule..
Screenshot of link looking at the bright light of daylight outside of his cave at the beginning of BOTW
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what
screenshot of an IGN news article with the headline "IKEA made a Skyrim mod starring Matt Berry as a sentient shelf named Kallax Storageborne"
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Myron Vernis @junkman356.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drove my triple rotor Eunos Cosmo to the coffee shop. No one cared.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spotted another magnificent specimen of the same variety at a different property today.
photo of a vintage general electric P7 stove & oven surrounded by wood veneer everything, there's even a matching overhead light
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
tactical corgi roll
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bro just one more delay bro please just one extra delay trust me bro
screenshot of an autoblog article titled "Jeep and Ram range extenders delayed by up to 9 months"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 01/09/2026
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
getting reports from my sources that this video plays if you enter a brand new RAM 2500 while sober
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
screenshot of a reddit post sharing a motor1 article with the headline "Ford Is Reportedly Working On An Off-Road Mustang Called The Baja; Dealers Got A First Look. Featuring AWD, a V8 and a 10-speed automatic." The top comment says "a mustang that can safely hop the curb on its way to hitting a crowd of pedestrians. A true user-friendly optimization. Welcome to the 21st century, Ford."
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wow DLSS 5 with BOTW looks crazy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
for today and today only I will be the GUAC KING
photo of a tray of catered guacamole leftovers from a catered party
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not really a fan of Rivian calling their ('soon point-to-point') L2 system "Autonomy+" because it's not actually autonomous when you need to supervise. It isn't as blatant as what Tesla has done with "FSD", but it's in a similar ballpark of misleading.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
yearning for the mines rn
photo of myself holding a pickaxe while looking out the window with wallace the corgi
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For weeks my TV would torment me with suggestions to watch Paul. Every day I would turn it on and see him, and with time I grew to appreciate Paul's stature. That is until one day he vanished without a trace, my heart has remained shattered ever since.
wide angle photo of the edge of my TV screen with paul visiblewide angle distorted image of paul
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They're FINALLY building a shrine in my area
photo of the Raising Canes under construction in Springfield Oregon
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
holy moly
photo of a modified slammed Tesla Model 3 with a widebody
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It drives me nuts how discussions about vehicle disposability treat the known lifespan of a battery (15-25 years) as more disposable than the constant use of gasoline in a combustion car.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seems like Honda engineers have the best hairstyles in the industry by a long shot.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ugh, someone in a Dodge Ram hit & ran my brother today. He was thrown off his motorcycle. I hate brodozers so fucking much.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
average x-files episode intro:
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wanted to watch a movie I had on DVD so I first tried my external usb DVD drive, no success (it's broken). Fortunately my parents had an extra DVD player lying around! Unfortunately.. it looks like this with no audio as the HDMI bits in the Yamaha player don't like the HDMI bits in my TV 😔
photo showing an incredibly PINK display on my TV with an X Files movie loaded
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"the MDX continues that legacy" no it doesn't
Screenshot of a Google search result for the Acura ZDX on Acura.com where it has the image of an MDX with the text "While the ZDX is no longer available, the MDX continues that legacy with proven V-6 power, 3- row seating and elevated craftsmanship. Explore what's..."
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when she's a 10 but skips the x-files intro
static.klipy.com
Малдер: рукалицо отчаяние
Alt: Frustrated Fox Mulder
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
what if chevy bolt but wagon
screenshot of a composite I made in Paint.NET of a stretched Chevrolet Bolt (EV) into a wagon shape with the text "same wheelbase with overhangs stretched and upper half reduced slightly   181.1" long & 59.8" tall"
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hell has frozen over
screenshot of a GM Authority article with the headline "2027 Chevy Express getting a color touchscreen"
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Kevin Williams @gaytonausa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
hey remember when i said a few weeks ago when an auto journo got pulled over by cops from a flock “misunderstanding” that if this would have happened to me, i probably would have been killed? we are getting wayyy to close to that. cops pulled guns on a black woman. on the interstate.
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737 max [spooky] @bluebookvalue.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hey did any auto journos point this out
GET OUT OF ITS WAY
The Ram 1500 Rumble Bee accentuates its aggressive lines with 22-inch aluminum wheels designed to make a huge impression. And with an expansive body constructed of unique sheet metal-all 88 inches of its stance demand a lane of its own.

“All 88 inches” is highlighted
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