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UkeleleEric

@UkeleleEric.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
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Uke-player, busker, from Notts, UK, trying to make sense of the mess of capitalist colonialist billionaire-producing shitshow that the UK / world has become. Trying […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mstdn.social/@UkeleleEric, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h
That makes sense.
Churches have bell towers so they can quickly ring them to alert the public if Jesus returns.
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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
If I don't keep my car roadworthy and crash into yours, it hasn't gone "rogue", it's my negligence and I'm responsible. If my dog attacks you, I am liable. There are no rogue AIs, just negligent AI companies. Prosecute them.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
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Jon Hancock @bigjackbrass.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 7h
With so much doom and pessimism around, foretelling the many ways in which mankind is inevitably doomed, it’s reassuring to know that, personally, death will come when I trip over a cat toy and impale myself on a nearby ukulele.
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Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h
I'm currently paying people to test my README. Using my #NLnet grant money, I'm giving people a €25 voucher if they'll let me watch them try to follow my documentation and install my software. It is *painful* but brilliant. I've found so many issues that I'd never thought of before. Only by […]
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20h
#directoryTraversalMemes
fully armoured knight (labelled enterprise grade security)

rouge arrow manages to penetrate the small eye slit in the helmet visor (labelled ../)
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Gary @witewulf.cyberplace.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h
“I just discovered this amazing new ingredient, man!” “How’s it taste, dude?” “Well, it’s…y’know…zingi bro!”
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Volewica @nigel-purchase.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h
www.theguardian.com/society/2026/oc…
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The generation raised on sugar rations – and what their health reveals 70 years later
From blood pressure to ageing, research suggests the first 1,000 days of sugar exposure could leave a decades-long mark on health
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UkeleleEric @ukeleleeric.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
It always causes me to stop when Americans talk about the Fall, and I have to remind myself that they're usually just talking about autumn and not the coming demise of our 'civilisation'.
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Tadonic the Flautulent @ubuntourist.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h
The European Parliament is trolling Donald. 🤣 #news #TrollingDonald #EuropeanParliament #OrangePlague #KingOfInjustice #ProtestArt #resist #MeidasTouch
SCREENSHOT: MeidasTouch
October 6, 2026 17:21

NEWS: A 2.5-meter-tall statue depicting a naked, gold-covered Donald Trump has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg.

The satirical sculpture, titled "Orange Plague" and also called "King of Injustice", shows Trump sitting on the shoulders of another man while holding an enormous golf club. It is reportedly covered in 23-caret gold.

https://www.facebook.com/meidastouch/posts/pfbid03xSCVYaCbLo5Htn4LKn96DCYnk6g18so8xHAXgjEFqqv8SZQgZ6AgU4T95qr9PLUl

#news #TrollingDonald #EuropeanParliament #OrangePlague #KingOfInjustice #ProtestArt #resist #MeidasTouch
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
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Melissa BearTrix @melissabeartrix.gives.hugz.online.ap.brid.gy · 14h
Who the fuck invented "good morning" I didn't get to vote in this Hugz & xXx
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Basic Income Action ↗️ @basicincomeaction.org · 14h
Can't give right now? Your sharing helps just as much. Repost this thread so more people see the campaign and join the push for Basic Income. Every share reaches someone who might.
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Stuart Longland (VK4MSL) @stuartl.mastodon.longlandclan.id.au.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@jaz In nearly every circumstance where a computer under my control has "made a mistake", a human-generated mistake has been the root cause. Often I see the source of that human-generated mistake looking at me in the mirror. In the rare instance that it's the machine, it's a hardware fault […]
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Back in the 1980s Tudor Griffiths taught Computer Science in the local school. Two maxims he repeated almost every class have stuck with me for decades. "A computer is exactly as smart as the person telling it what to do" and "A computer can and will make mistakes, and it'll do it a million […]
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Elen Le Foll 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @elenlefoll.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I take serious issue with the @guardian's reporting on data showing increased cancer rates among young people "prompting warnings about lifestyle choices". It is completely inappropriate to suggest that cancer patients and survivors might have avoided their […] [Original post on fediscience.org]
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Headline: Cancer rates rising more quickly among younger people, international research finds

Subtitle: Experts looking at UK, US and Dutch data found ‘significant increases’ in early onset cases of seven cancers, prompting warnings about lifestyle choices

Anna Bawden Health and social affairs correspondent
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
why do i need to relearn how to walk. i can already walk just fine
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
As we join the great theoretical scientist, he is deep in thought. So still, quiet and focused that he might almost be asleep. But inside that brilliant mind, what new idea is forming? What certainty is being meticulously interrogated? What ingenious theory is ready to change our world forever? (the scientist snores lightly) Ah, it seems he actually is asleep. And that's fine. Science is hard and not every day can be a success. We will come back another time.
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Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek.v.st.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
The boss just walked into the office and pointed at the small 4 legged robot on the floor. "What the hell is that?" He exclaimed. Without looking away from the small robot as I wave a Lazer pointer in front of it "it's the IT department's robot cat" "Why do you have a robot cat?" "I could […]
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Jason Parker (he/they) @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
My wife was working on something and this is how she left the coffee area. Spot the problem. (you ever just import banana milk powder because you miss it?)
Coffee setup with espresso machine, multiple bottles of flavored syrup, white and regular chocolate sauce, banana milk powder, cups, two packets of flavored drink mix, a pack of english muffins, and a secret item that I don't know how to alt text...  Check the replies, probably?
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Tommi 🤯 @tommi.pan.rent.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Tonight!
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Tomasz Oryński @torynski.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I am in Birmingham. Tories conference seems to be going on, so there is plenty of police around. Overheard a couple speaking Czech: "Do you think there will be a Palestinian protest here? I would really want to watch them arresting grannies for terrorism!" […] [Original post on mastodon.scot]
A fenced off area in the city. CPC26 logo on the fence.
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Stephen Collins @trib.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @joannaholman peoples mostly have no clue about how huge tuna get. They are big buggers.
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Claire McNab @2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
The decline of Fintan O'Toole continues, by bothsidesing #Drumcree. 😡 Yes, the language of #GarvaghyRoad residents & supporters is hyperbolic. But their fear is real. The core facts are simple: the #OrangeOrder is diminished, but still a hate group. It first […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why independent media is so needed, in one post👇🏽 Framing matters
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Mark Burton @markhburton.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
"Our demands must be clear: i) US troops, weapons and nukes out of Britain, ii) Britain out of Nato, iii) end British bases abroad." US flight from RAF Fairford: let’s finish the job and make it permanent | Morning Star […]
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
We can’t possibly be Nazi because we are gay, is the new I can’t be racist, I have friends
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
AUTUMN PRODUCT RECOMMENDATION It's time to clean your gutters and blokes with ladders round here have been asking DAFT MONEY the past couple of years, like double or triple what they were asking pre-covid, and my roof is Extra Scary so earlier this year I got one of those […]
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
It’s funny to think that a taco truck outside your office, if it takes in revenue greater than its costs—you know: profit?—has more profit than OpenAI and Anthropic combined.
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( o Y o ) @coglut.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Un art-gland-ciel #rainbow
10 glands en rang, du vert au noir, posés sur une latte en bois
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Saustrup @saustrup.mstdn.dk.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I fell for the Booking.com WhatsApp scam today. There has apparetly been a #databreach at #bookingcom, which provides a little bit of truth to this "please verify your credit card now" scam. They knew my name, my phone number, the hotel I was staying at and the exact dates. That, a little bit of […]
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Michel Patrice @michelpatrice.jasette.facil.services.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
#AOC #Climate #Climatechange
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@lowqualityfacts The year is 2122. The diaries of Queen Elizabeth II have just been released under the hundred-year rule, revealing that she was a huge fan of the Sex Pistols and lobbied to have their version adopted as the official national anthem. Jim Callaghan, however, would not countenance […]
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@lowqualityfacts TBF, the Sex Pistols *were* standing for God Save the Queen.
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Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek.v.st.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
And yet the people who do the rescuing are all volunteers in the UK. People who go to the aid of others without question, and without asking anything in return. They are the best of us.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 05/10/2026
In one week, MPs will debate rejoining the EU in Parliament. Rejoining the EU would boost our economy, and the majority of Brits want it. Use our tool to ask your MP to attend:
bestforbritain.org
Tell your MP: 628 constituencies want EU membership. Only 4 don't. - Best for Britain
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b4ux1t3 :trek_ds9_sisko:#1️⃣ @b4ux1t3.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
So, uh, job search update: About a month ago now, I pleaded on mastodon for help. I didn’t really have a goal in mind. I was just miserable at work, not getting paid enough to do too much work. I posted a big long, rambling post that ended with, effectively, “will someone please help me” A […]
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was a time when the Tories, however hypocritically, claimed to want to protect our natural heritage. Now they're just a party of vandals, ripping down the few protections the living world has for the sake of their rich chums. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Tories to pledge to scrap Environment Agency and Natural England
Shadow chancellor will also promise to scrap affordable homes regulations as part of strategy to refocus on growth
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Claire McNab @2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Israel always has to lash out and try to hurt somebody. It's what they do. But I can't see #ZackPolanski being worried about this.
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Jürgen Hubert @juergen-hubert.mementomori.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I bet he is merely doing that because radium has the chemical element number 88.
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Indio Gringo ® @paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#marketing
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
It's the kind of auroras right now where it just looks like a greenish smudge to your eyes, but then you take a photo and it's ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE Please enjoy this lovely instrument (a camera) that lets us see a bunch of colours too faint for our eyeballs!
A nighttime scene, with silhouetted trees in the lower corners of the photos, and bright green auroras across the horizon, with some pink and red pillars above, almost blocking the Milky Way, visible vertically across the sky.Same idea as the previous photo, but now the  green in the lower part of the sky is also reflected by a small pond. More bright green auroras with red and pink pillars above, the Milky Way sticking up out of the middle, and a bit of green reflected in a small pond with silhouetted trees.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every. Single. One. Of. Them. 😎✨
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.
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Sebastiaan Ammerlaan 🇳🇱 @bammerlaan.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
"Social media algorithms amplify right-wing content against young users’ preference" www.bi.team/press-releases/social-m… I finally re-found this study I read a few months ago, that deserves a lot more […]
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Paul Förster :verified_blue: @paulfoerster.swiss.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Spent the better part of the day searching for something that was more or less right in front of me. The good side effect is that I went up to the attic to search for it and it made me throw out some old stuff and a lot of old cardboard boxes which wouldn’t have been used ever again. Sometimes […]
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
[Top tip for injured hairy men] If your plaster/bandaid is the sort that's more clothy/fabricy than plasticky/rubbery then rubbing/isopropyl alcohol will wick right through the fabric to the adhesive underneath and dissolve it damn near instantly. Put a dab on your fingers and rub the cloth and […]
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