Reposted by evie:grave: I COMMS OPEN @graveclown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026commission done for @azurite.bsky.social 😊 163522535
Reposted by evieThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185110131837
Reposted by evieClaire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026would you take it?! half the ppl i know would break this open and snort it on the spot come on now 4334342
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Reposted by evieNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 06,1949 2170649
Reposted by evieMagdaloween! 🏳️⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 04/10/2026and she's shaving his chest now he puts on her dress now 1828
Reposted by evieBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data, 191096361
Reposted by evieMae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound 2773281626
Reposted by evie🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The absolute legend 636875
Reposted by evieHannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs 392066286
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evie @tzipp0rah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they're doing things with edibles in Oregon that Michiganders can only dream about 021
Reposted by evieStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026Guys let’s all inject exogenous hormones and change our sexes 801962321
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Reposted by evieJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just saw some skinny influencer says “no one looks in the mirror and says they wish they’d eaten more cookies” and all I can say is, with my eating being severely restricted for two years, I regret every single restaurant I didn’t eat at and every cookie I told myself I wasn’t good enough to have. 2295568
Reposted by evieKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/09/2026dude have you heard of the latest drug on the street? it's called Having A Good Time. all the kids are doing it. you gotta get in on this 541012121
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evie @tzipp0rah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026didn't buy any of my drinks at goth night myself. i should get dumped more often 010
Reposted by evieTrapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 10/03/2025finally, with the three minute video limit i can upload my 1:04 videos 112625
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Reposted by evie✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 03/09/2026im against chatGPT but only bc i think you should make yourself dumber with bimbo hypnosis instead 943975
Reposted by evieBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026in many ways, the process of being compleated by the glistening oil and welcomed into the loving arms of phyrexia is akin to transition. in this essay i will, 1517631
Reposted by evieJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/09/2026whenever i'm in line at the store and someone else in line complains about the line 7102278
Reposted by evieUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m not dead. I sleep sometimes. Sleep comes very close to death, everyone knows that. The dead walk in dreams, everyone knows that. They come to you alive, and they say things. They walk out of death into the dreams. 18628
evie @tzipp0rah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026finally found the group for my local rope class and they haven't had a venue in months. every day i get closer to moving to Chicago 010
Reposted by evieJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 01/09/2026Camp Miasma is good because it exactly represents my politics (the most important thing in life is orgasms) 1694
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Reposted by evieMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m sorry; this is hilarious. www.vanityfair.com/story/the-wi...vanityfair.comThe ‘Rich Dad, Poor Dad’ Author Is $1.2 Billion in DebtVF visits Robert Kiyosaki in Arizona to unravel the self-mythology of a longtime bestseller and friend of Trump. 461657380
evie @tzipp0rah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026what if we did halachically unsound things with tefillin? haha jk... unless? 010
Reposted by evieGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Zero tolerance for even the most passive rehabilitation of that disgusting fucking freak, who has dedicated millions of dollars and her entire existence to destroying and torturing everyone I love, just because she gave some mealy-mouthed insincere PR statement about "trans adults". 403796818
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
