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Tyler The Pyro

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 11h
I don’t think it makes sense for a U.S. national broadcast news network to make decisions about what to air based on the foreign editor’s focus group of Israelis.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 11/10/2026
LAIKA's ‘WILDWOOD’ has debuted with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Highest rated animated film of the decade. Read our review: bit.ly/WildwoodDF
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 9h
Fuel oil: +74% year over year Gasoline: +34.2% year over year Electricity: +4.4% year over year Groceries: +1.8% year over year
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit
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The Big Picture @readthebigpicture.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Riley Gaines, on people who can’t move past a loss.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
JD Vance: "You ask Ken Paxton a simple question and you will get a direct answer" NARRATOR: Paxton has refused to answer Qs about why he won't debate, why he went to England on July 4 w/ his mistress, why he went to Dubai with his mistress, his 15 homes, or how his net worth has increased 7,000%...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
last time I tooled around on a brand new X account it took me less than a minute to hit a high-octane slur, but I thought, hey, maybe John’s right and it’s changed. had a stopwatch going this time, 73 seconds
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they said the left and the right just need to sit down and talk to each other and they were absolutely right. this is the greatest conversation of all time.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What is better to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? Says Skeletor overcoming his less inspirational traits every day that he can.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Huh. Apparently Katie Miller deleted this tweet that I had the foresight to screencap. Turns out I can TOO make things go viral on Xitter, even.
My RT of a Katie Miller tweet which RTed the NYPost coverage of the Ilhan Omar raid. 

She said: Promise made, promise kept.
I said: Katie Miller is not going to do very well in a deposition.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 10/03/2025
The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/10/2026
In the last 24 hours, Trump’s DOJ raided Ilhan Omar’s home over paperwork her dad filed when she was a child, oil passed $107, Russia shredded Trump’s “ceasefire” within hours, and the MAGA hit job on Talarico imploded. And that’s just the start.
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Monday Afternoon Updates: Tankers Burn, Russia Shreds Trump’s Fake Ceasefire, Talarico Smear IMPLODES + More – 10/12/26
Important updates. Paywall-free.
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tomorrow will tie 2022's record for number of days with the national average above $4/gal. 2022 saw 157 days above $4. today is our 156th day above $4 this year. tomorrow, we tie that 157 days and Wednesday we set a new record for most days above $4/gal in any year ever.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 12/10/2026
Breaking news: Federal authorities searched the D.C. home of Rep. Ilhan Omar on Monday morning, intensifying long-standing immigration-related accusations from Republicans regarding the nation’s first Somali American lawmaker. wapo.st/47Qg4wy
The image shows Ilhan Omar in a checkered jacket and dark headwrap, with a neutral expression. The text reads, "Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home in D.C.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ALERT: Federal judge in New York issues order temporarily halting further taxpayer-funded Trump TV ads
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/10/2026
Do you know how hard it is to lose the war if you're the United States? It's about as unlikely as bankrupting a casino.
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
KKK
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/10/2026
Black text on white page that reads: 

For generations, Black faith leaders have been pillars of strength, service, and community across New York City.

This week, I welcomed faith leaders to City Hall for a conversation about the issues facing Black New Yorkers, from affordable housing and unemployment, to education and the uncertainties that Black immigrant communities are navigating.

Their leadership extends far beyond the walls of their congregations, and I look forward to continuing our work to build a city that serves every New Yorker.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/10/2026
No, that's a post-op. Here's the "before" photo.
Trump photoshopped into a centaur (it looks like another dude is vending over and sticking his head into Trump's ass)
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Status reports that ABC News deleted that explosive story about the Trump kids getting billions in federal contracts for their companies. ABC hasn't explained why they nuked the story, even as Trump has crowed about its deletion, sparking a firestorm behind scenes. www.status.news/p/david-elli...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump announces that the U.S. will buy Russian oil. This is just a few weeks after Trump signed the Lindsey Graham Russia Sanctions bill, which authorized him to place 100% tariffs on countries that are the biggest importers of Russian oil/gas. Are we going to tariff ourselves now?
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026
I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)
The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing.
They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is fucked up
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN GIVIN U SOME IDEAS TO THINK ABOUT: THE SMART TELEVISION THAT SENDS AUDIO OF YOUR HOME BACK TO THE CORPORATION IS SILENT - A GREEN MONITOR EMITS A BUZZ - THE TELEPHONE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK AT ADS IS SILENT - AN OLD HARD DRIVE CLICKS AND WHIRS - THE CAR SCREEN THAT REPLACED ALL THE BUTTONS IS SILENT - A FLOPPY DISK FULL OF OLD GAMES SLIDES INTO PLACE WITH A LOUD CHUNK -,,, WHEN A MACHINE TRYS TO HIDE AND STAY QUIET ITS CAUSE ITS DOIN SHIT IT DOSENT WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT!!!  AND DA TEXT "DO NOT TRUST A SILENT COMPUTER, IF IT DOESNT BEEP AND RATTLE, THAT MACHINE IS YOUR ENEMY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 08/10/2026
Manson follower Patricia Krenwinkel, murderer imprisoned half a century, is recommended for parole
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Manson follower Patricia Krenwinkel, murderer imprisoned half a century, is recommended for parole
Krenwinkel was granted parole on a preliminary basis Tuesday at her 18th hearing to gauge her suitability for parole, according to the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BBC: Eight US sailors assigned to USS Abraham Lincoln attempted suicide, Navy says
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
It's a rape-ocracy from the top down
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just…wow
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Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after botched execution attempt, lawyers say
The prisoner received two doses of pentobarbital last Wednesday as authorities tried to put her to death
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
New in PN: “Project Meridian” is the stuff of satire "Leading this project of ruthless mapping will be 'three of our nation’s best minds:' Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich. In other words — at the risk of being unkind — a weirdo, a beardo, and a fatty."
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“Project Meridian” is the stuff of satire
Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich, and Palmer Luckey walk into a bar ... and are given the keys to the DoD.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: Trump just caved — claiming online that his super PAC will now pay for those propaganda ads taxpayers had previously been funding.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026
Fox News gave Dennis Hastert, whom a federal judge called a “serial child molester,” a warm “In Memoriam” sendoff.
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Fox News Runs ‘In Memoriam’ for Serial Child Molester Dennis Hastert
The network gave the disgraced former Republican House speaker a solemn televised sendoff, describing his sexual abuse of teenage boys as “allegations” that merely “tainted” his reputation.
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPDATE: After deciding this weekend to block Politico from riding on Air Force One, White House staffers called numerous outlets to ask one to fill the primary print slot for the out-of-town pool rotation. Each of those outlets declined to step in. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
washingtonpost.com
White House blocks Politico from Air Force One trip, cannot secure replacement
President Donald Trump will travel without a primary print pool reporter for the first time in recent memory.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
for reference, in the Dobbs opinion, Alito was like, women generally don't _plan_ to get an abortion, so how could they have a reliance interest in abortion? which is kind of an extension of 'you want health insurance? what, you plan on being sick?'
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/10/2026
Trump keeps saying that a 1929-style Great Depression is likely during the second half of his term. Quite the midterm message.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.
Shot from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Edward's opened watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraved on the inside. Shot from Mean Girls.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) sat in a class and telling the boy in front of her "It's October 3rd"
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