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Tyler, from the Internet

@tylerfromtheinternet.com
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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him Downtown Seattle📍

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 51s
exactly one hundred point oh oh percent of the shit you talk about someone gets back to them, you know, each time, every time, without fail or exception. when you talk behind someone's back, it may take the length of time to circumnavigate the globe, but it'll eventually be in their face.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 8m
that's what I would do if I were an amoral piece of shit that deserves to be shot out a cannon into the sun, it's just good conning
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9m
I could easily believe he "donates" 400,000 bucks to the White House he ruined to rebuild in his image while he literally steals billions from the American people in a potent combination of con artistry, fraud, and blanket incompetence fueled and maintained by cronies and those crotch goblins of his
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22m
I see we have reached the Metal Gear Solid 2 stage of America
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1h
hi, hello, i am very proud to announce my latest journalism ... my 5th journalism piece for the month of September ... a piece all about GRANDADDY ... please send tips and share my work. i don't have income and am trans. read for free, link below junoryleejournalism.com/2026/09/30/g...
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Grandaddy | “For Peace of Mind and Happiness”
just all the little things living and dying around you, and all the connections that you make.”…
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h
come on now
just a bunch of shit, old computer chairs and a box of random junk and a bad toolbox and a white coffee mug and some detergent and some scissors and just like a bunch of shit haphazardly strewn everywhere
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12h
would genuinely love this a lot
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 19h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
dear america, I'm sorry I could only do one, love luigi
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
I'm great, I was just listening to someone talk about their problems and was thinking how glad I am not to be in that place anymore
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
I ~am~ the brute squad
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
get em
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 13h
I really just want like… 3/4th of the economy prosecuted for fraud. Is that really so much to ask?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
did you stretch before you moved that goalpost? you're not a kid anymore
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
did you stretch before you moved that goalpost? you're not a kid anymore
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
Dennis from Always Sunny, having just screamed his fury to the gods
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
HE COULDN'T HAVE RAPED A FLY, HE WAS ALWAYS NICE TO ~ME~ AFTER ALL
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
PACK IT IN, A CISHET WHITE MAN HAD AN OK EXPERIENCE AT HIS FRAT
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
if the tech broligarchs don't kill us all their super fans sure will
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
let me think about this
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Peanut @peanutium.bsky.social · 14h
NO PROGRESS -65/3450 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid
Peanut's black cat laying upside down on a blue blanket
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
oh my god fuck this guy, who is not a judge, so much
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
what a bunch of hypercompetents between that and Greg Brockman and his kindergarten handwriting, like
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Stressed Man Rubs Eyes
Alt: Stressed Man Rubs Eyes, it's jack nicolson from as good as it gets, with driving gloves on even though he doesn't drive and sunglasses he moves around to rub his eyes
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 17h
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15h
😍😍😍😍
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h
LMAO
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Y - David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 16h
Get off x as well. I know we do the dumb discourse every time but clearly this is what that app is for. get off x sorry! you shouldn't be on there and you know this.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
acab includes fraternities
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17h
The goal of the current fascist project is to enact and enable abuse on the national scale
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
that's what the stannis reference is
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
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Stannis The Mannis: Unamused
Alt: Stannis The Mannis: Unamused
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
fewer
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
I don't buy it
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/03/2026
Pulse (2001) - dir Kiyoshi Kurosawa
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
Zoe Saldana played Uhura in Star Trek, and before that played a Trekkie in The Terminal; Steven Spielberg, who is friends with George Lucas, taught her how to do the Vulcan salute for that movie, which is why she does it wrong.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
2026's nadir starts higher than 2022's zenith 🫡
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
I may have missed the window on a lasting relationship like the kind I wanted, you know, but I guess at least I'm not stuck in something because I'm afraid of change. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than ever again be with someone and feel lonely.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
hahahaha did you see my second post?? 🤝
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
I feel bad bc there is a YouTuber who seems perfectly fine and not at all bigoted or any kind of piece of shit but his voice reminds me just enough of the Critical Drinker that I simply can't.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18h
I don't have time for Candace Owens to be a lesbian right now
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
or just how the guy Death inhabits played by Brad Pitt dies in Meet Joe Black, that was also pretty funny
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
I am in a completely different state, and will in no way personally do this or try to make it happen, so it's in no way a threat; I just am musing out loud that it would be funny and cool if Michael Tracey was hit by the same bus nine times in a row in a very odd yet comically lethal accident.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
this individual was well known for being a pest of the sex variety it's weird how they get a pass unless there's a screaming mob about it
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
well, I'm too far away to dance for you, so maybe Camp Miasma?
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