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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey, music streaming services, if I'm listening to the Specials, once the album ends, don't you dare start playing Less Than Jake! WTF is wrong with you?
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You're welcome! Here's a cool promo video for the retirement match youtu.be/ZvNvCSxzGWw?...
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「愛プロレス博2018~紡ぐ」ノリ・ダ・ファンキーシビレサス最後の試合
YouTube video by Sportivaartedit
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Akito and Nori are friends, both spending time in their careers, wrestling at Sportiva, in Nagoya. Akito was even on the opposing team for Nori's retirement match back in 2018. ✌🏻
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
CALL TOP DOG how? There's no phone number on the ads, you fuck.
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No, Costco. No. Do not let these wrong side humps off the hook.
A sign on the gas pumps at Costco advising drivers to pull up to either side of the pump all willy-nilly, regardless of which side their gas cap is on.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
International Dwarf Council is coming for his ass #stolenvalor
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's New Mutants with Broo on the team.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I prefer eating at Shingle Dingus
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 25,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS GLAD TO SEE SLUGGO WHEN SHE MEETS HIM DOWNTOWN 

SLUGGO: I WOIKED FOR TONY THE FRUIT MAN TODAY, AND HE GAVE ME THESE BANANAS

P2- SLUGGO: I'LL MAKE A SIGN AND WE'LL SELL THEM

SLUGGO BEGINS TO MAKE A SIGN ON A BRICK WALL … BUY A BAN

P3- NANCY IS WONDERING WHAT SLUGGO IS NOW DOING 

NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SLUGGO: WHENEVER I
WRITE BANANA, I CAN'T STOP

HIS WRITING…
BUY A BANANANANANANA
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh fuck. What a good dude he was. I got to spend three days with him on the set of RULES OF ATTRACTION & he was an absolute prince. He noticed some kids sneak on set & said "We should go over and say hi before security gets them." Just a really kind, funny, charming man. Heartbroken for his family.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I've been playing Skyrim since 2011, I'm never going to finish it. Fuck, I still haven't haven't picked a side in the war.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a hat and coat is smiling .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and coat is smiling .
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Yeah, Ken
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's my favorite time of year, when Western wrestling fans get irrationally upset over a Japanese tabloid's annual popularity contest.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
There are people out there who think Snickerdoodles are just sugar cookies with cinnamon added. Idiots. I've seen recipes that don't have CREAM OF TARTAR listed...wtf are they even doing? This recipe shared by the OP looks good.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Me after checking my phone at 3:30am, seeing a text asking "Why do people hate Dave Meltzer."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/02/2025
@samthielman on twitter: "if you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great"
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I bet Flo didn't 'splain shit to his ass
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I've developed an addiction to Jean Rollin's films (I know, Cold Eyes of Fear isn't his, STFU) this is just the tip of the iceberg, a much larger order is out there somewhere.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Stop punching people!
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
There were no prints, nothing was being printed. Stop it. Ok, I'm done. Going back to rarely posting here.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Have we reached the point where we just accept that when people say "film" or "filming" they mean recording with a phone? We must've, because there isn't any fucking film involved. It reminds me of that app iOS users had, Hipstamatic, and they'd always go on about their "Hipstamatic prints"🫩
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Frog Flag seen flying today (also Chicago)
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Over a quarter of a million people have already blocked the White House just from moderation lists alone in only a few hours.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
apologies, further down andother video shows both State and Broadview city cops assaulting protesters. #ACAB
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
IL State Police
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I just backed BLOOD FEAST and the Films of H.G. Lewis on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/agf...
kickstarter.com
BLOOD FEAST and the Films of H.G. Lewis
Help AGFA restore the films of H.G. Lewis in 4K.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Great show!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 13/07/2025
The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.
Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: 

"The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!"

And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Back to the original point of this account
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Appreciate it✌🏻
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I think what establishment democrats need to understand is that most of us hate them all very much for being so persistently useless and shitty in our time of desperation and it fills our hearts with hope and joy when someone who might not be those things beats them.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Kasai! 🐒
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
@davescheidt.com
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
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Abolish Ice @wfwhuman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This guy threatened a reporter at the immigration court today in Chicago. Tough guy who kidnaps people who are reporting legally to their court date. These are not public servants. #fuckice
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Illinois is PURE AWESOMENESS! 😎✨
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I just yelled "fuck yeah!" in the break room at work.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Melania just stifled a belch.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
He's also mumbling it, as he doesn't want his voice on tape. Cowardly fascist assholes.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I just backed BATTLEPUG: Cosmic Doggyssey on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bat... And you can too! ✌🏻
kickstarter.com
BATTLEPUG: Cosmic Doggyssey
An all-new original graphic novel continuing the award-winning comic book series!
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
In 2045, white people will be the minorities in America and Donald Trump will be dead. And nothing anyone does now can change that.
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