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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey, music streaming services, if I'm listening to the Specials, once the album ends, don't you dare start playing Less Than Jake! WTF is wrong with you?
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
CALL TOP DOG how? There's no phone number on the ads, you fuck.
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No, Costco. No. Do not let these wrong side humps off the hook.
A sign on the gas pumps at Costco advising drivers to pull up to either side of the pump all willy-nilly, regardless of which side their gas cap is on.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
International Dwarf Council is coming for his ass #stolenvalor
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 25,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS GLAD TO SEE SLUGGO WHEN SHE MEETS HIM DOWNTOWN 

SLUGGO: I WOIKED FOR TONY THE FRUIT MAN TODAY, AND HE GAVE ME THESE BANANAS

P2- SLUGGO: I'LL MAKE A SIGN AND WE'LL SELL THEM

SLUGGO BEGINS TO MAKE A SIGN ON A BRICK WALL … BUY A BAN

P3- NANCY IS WONDERING WHAT SLUGGO IS NOW DOING 

NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SLUGGO: WHENEVER I
WRITE BANANA, I CAN'T STOP

HIS WRITING…
BUY A BANANANANANANA
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh fuck. What a good dude he was. I got to spend three days with him on the set of RULES OF ATTRACTION & he was an absolute prince. He noticed some kids sneak on set & said "We should go over and say hi before security gets them." Just a really kind, funny, charming man. Heartbroken for his family.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's my favorite time of year, when Western wrestling fans get irrationally upset over a Japanese tabloid's annual popularity contest.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
There are people out there who think Snickerdoodles are just sugar cookies with cinnamon added. Idiots. I've seen recipes that don't have CREAM OF TARTAR listed...wtf are they even doing? This recipe shared by the OP looks good.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Me after checking my phone at 3:30am, seeing a text asking "Why do people hate Dave Meltzer."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/02/2025
@samthielman on twitter: "if you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great"
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I've developed an addiction to Jean Rollin's films (I know, Cold Eyes of Fear isn't his, STFU) this is just the tip of the iceberg, a much larger order is out there somewhere.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Have we reached the point where we just accept that when people say "film" or "filming" they mean recording with a phone? We must've, because there isn't any fucking film involved. It reminds me of that app iOS users had, Hipstamatic, and they'd always go on about their "Hipstamatic prints"🫩
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Over a quarter of a million people have already blocked the White House just from moderation lists alone in only a few hours.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I just backed BLOOD FEAST and the Films of H.G. Lewis on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/agf...
kickstarter.com
BLOOD FEAST and the Films of H.G. Lewis
Help AGFA restore the films of H.G. Lewis in 4K.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 13/07/2025
The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.
Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: 

"The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!"

And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Back to the original point of this account
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I think what establishment democrats need to understand is that most of us hate them all very much for being so persistently useless and shitty in our time of desperation and it fills our hearts with hope and joy when someone who might not be those things beats them.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Kasai! 🐒
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
@davescheidt.com
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
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Abolish Ice @wfwhuman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This guy threatened a reporter at the immigration court today in Chicago. Tough guy who kidnaps people who are reporting legally to their court date. These are not public servants. #fuckice
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Illinois is PURE AWESOMENESS! 😎✨
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I just yelled "fuck yeah!" in the break room at work.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I just backed BATTLEPUG: Cosmic Doggyssey on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bat... And you can too! ✌🏻
kickstarter.com
BATTLEPUG: Cosmic Doggyssey
An all-new original graphic novel continuing the award-winning comic book series!
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
In 2045, white people will be the minorities in America and Donald Trump will be dead. And nothing anyone does now can change that.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
All these people doing K nowadays, I bet none of them are playing Earthworm Jim on the Sega Channel
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Lock 'em up forever
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Really American @reallyamerican.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
BREAKING: Youtube has suspended our channel for 7 days and given us a "strike" for posting this video of Rudy Giuliani and Trump from the 90's, marking it as "nudity and sexual content." This is insane. Please spread this below and join our substack here. substack.com/@reallyameri...
substack.com
BREAKING: Youtube Just Suspended Us
We need your help now more than ever.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@samorama.bsky.social
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Now, this is a perfect example of vapid, shallow, unethical fundraising without any principals or substance. @adamschiff.com's campaign sent out this email targeting Trump's corruption (sent it twice) on the same day he is voting to advance a shady crypto bill that will benefit Trump by billions.
Schiff email fundraiser screenshot:

"Murshed,

Before he was president and leader of one of the most extreme political movements in the history of our country, Donald Trump purported himself to be a very successful businessman, known for perfecting the “art of the deal.”

These days, he’s certainly executing on the art of the deal. But the only beneficiaries of that deal are himself, his family, and his ultra-wealthy MAGA donors.

That’s the "art of the deal" with this president.

He gets rich. You and your family get nothing.

Over and over and over again. With shady deals, quid pro quos, massive gifts, you name it."Schiff email fundraiser screenshot:

"I recently took to the Senate floor to speak about Trump’s most egregious, selfish acts in the first few months of his presidency — and I will continue to speak out about how this president is treating this country as his piggy bank. Chip in to amplify my message and help me stand up to the attacks that come in response to my work to hold Trump accountable.


If you've saved your payment information with ActBlue Express, your donation will go through immediately:


EXPRESS DONATE $10
 
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ANOTHER AMOUNT"Schiiff email fundraiser screenshot:

"n just 4 months, here are just some of the ways Trump has corrupted the Oval Office to his own benefit:

Letting Elon Musk turn the White House South Lawn into a Tesla showroom. We know how close Trump and Musk are, and they both benefit from Musk getting free publicity.
Encouraging his sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, to open a private club in Washington, D.C. It’s called “The Executive Branch,” promises close access to top-ranking Trump officials, and costs just half a million dollars to join.
Accepting a $400 million plane from the Qatari government as a “gift.”
Sharing his “meme coin” on social media, giving the ultra-wealthy an easy way to literally buy influence in the administration.
Murshed, I could go on and on.

But the bottom line is this:

Trump cares about one thing, and one thing only: Deals to make himself richer.

Make his family richer. Make his billionaire friends richer. And he is succeeding — big time.

It is up to us to call out his corruption, demand accountability, and fight to restore some semblance of integrity in the Oval Office. Help me do just that — pitch in."
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"...like...right? I dunno...right?" Imagine having a conversation with someone who ends every sentence with the above quote.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
DOOM!
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Fucking hell. Lyft driver's listening to Alien Ant Farm. Nobody ever liked this shit.
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Kris @twoshedserickson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If I can hear your whispering over what's playing in my headphones, you're doing it wrong.
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 10/05/2025
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I've seen a lot of posts incorrectly say you have to call your reps about the SCREEN Act. while the Screen Act is definitely worth calling about, that is not what is being brought before the Senate on thursday What you need to call your reps about is the "S.5260 Interstate Obscenity Definition Act"
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest youtu.be/cIZAdCtKT_g?...
youtu.be
OCEAN WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH | OFFICIAL TRAILER | IN CINEMAS NOW | Altitude Films
YouTube video by Altitude Films
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 01/05/2025
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
SLUGGO THURSDAY
I'LL SPEND THE DAY UP IN THE ATTIC READING OLD COMIC BOOKS

SLUGGO THURSDAY
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