Reposted by JanT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 21hTook my daughter to an aquarium recently. She was *delighted* to see this black and white fish. "Look Dad! It's FINDING EMO!". 520524
Reposted by JanThe Onion @theonion.com · 20hGod Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h… 10103991
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 20h"You've been to the moon.Where next?" The shop because the milk went off while you were away and there's no teabags. 000
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 23hGoing to suggest a new range of novels incorporating men's love of romance and things exploding called Mills and Boom! 010
Reposted by JanMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Skeleton Panda Sea Squirt (Clavelina Ossipandae) is a translucent reef-dwelling creature whose rib-like structures and panda-like markings give it a spooky, animated look. Found in Southeast Asia, it harmlessly filters seawater and helps keep coral ecosystems healthy. Original post 31755176
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If Everton got a 10 point deduction, then the only suitable punishment for City is them being rounded up and shot into space to another planet where chimps can talk and ride horses. 010
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Doing story time at work with a little lad sat next to me in full third kit absolutely made my day. #UpTheFuckingBabyToffs 010
Reposted by JanTom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ian McShane is 84 On how he came to be narrator on Grace Jones’ Slave To The Rhythm: ‘I was in a chip shop with my wife Gwen, & Trevor Horn came in, who I’d known forever. He said ‘Ian, what are you doing after supper?’ ‘Why?’ ‘Well, I need a voice & Orson Welles is dead.’ youtu.be/nAerTAjLpF0?...youtu.beGrace Jones - Slave To The Rhythm (HQ)YouTube video by Oxygene 80 532872
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Went to the Archers Live at 75 at the Phil tonight with her Ladyship. How they do the sound affects is incredible! 010
Reposted by JanSonic Nurse @sonicnurse23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social You must have had this one before, but just in case..... 3366
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Win, lose or draw it's always a win when I get to spend the match with my favourite person, because let's face it, you are supposed to be going to enjoy yourself. Don't forget to wash the red off when you get home. #UpTheFuckingLadyToffs 000
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today's result aside, too much grappling and holding in football now. Feel like you're watching Kendo Nagasaki and Giant Haystacks half the time. 010
Reposted by JanMeg @roaringmeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is a brilliant powerful film. As a retired librarian married to retired librarian, watching the film was almost visceral. #Cinema #Films 084
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've smoked weed, I've even inhaled! It would be a rare treat to go somewhere now though, just once, that didn't stink of it.Unlike the women's toilets at Goodison tonight. 010
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Back from holiday a couple of days ago and I think I've caught a horrible dose of England. 110
Reposted by JanFrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Full time: Everton Women 2 Birmingham Women 0 Zara Kramzar and Yuka Momiki 0433
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fellas with their knobs out on the beach today. One stood with his hands behind his back like he's inspecting a pothole. Put your pants on lads no one wants to look at that. 100
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saw a man on the beach reading Big Dunc. Should I have shouted up the fucking Toffees in his face? 000
Reposted by Jan~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When the humble local breakdance club finally makes it to nationals 041
Reposted by JanCall me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Enjoying watching #Everton fans, also known as the Prime Ministers of the UK and Canada, seated next to each other wearing Everton scarves during a match at the Hill Dickinson stadium. 092
Reposted by JanThe Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sorry like but you can't just all of a sudden start branding savoury stuff with Penguin. This should not be allowed to happen. 1113
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I flirt with danger and DON'T take a kagoule with me on holiday will I have my UK passport revoked? 000
Reposted by JanTom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026‘I saw you across the harbour & wondered if you’d be interested in some of my new fish fingers’ 636864
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Frying tonight at our first match of the season. The Gwladys Street was hotter than the centre of the earth! 2 sending offs and a lot of argy bargy! Up the fucking Jesus Christ that was more of a struggle but three points a go go Lady Toffs! #UTFT 010
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Think I've got sunstroke from sitting in the Gwladys today. Hotter than the centre of the earth. 000
Reposted by JanFrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everton Women @EvertonWomen A WINNING START AT GOODISON! 🤩 0253
Reposted by JanFrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everton Women@EvertonWomen 🏆 Player of the Match on your Goodison debut! 👏 Well in, Holly! 081
Reposted by JanFrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/se...evertonfc.comBlues Victorious In Goodison OpenerBlues Victorious In Goodison Opener 061
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 13/09/2026youtu.be/cZuCkE9h2FA?... Countdown here we come for the first home game of the season for the yes we do know the meaning of losing because we got beat last week but let's move on and win the fucking lot Lady Toffs! #UTFTyoutu.beThe Tempos - (Countdown) Here I ComeYouTube video by brico 000
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 12/09/2026During quiet moments in the library we like to work on our list entitled Celebrities I'd Like To Push In A Canal Some of the contributions so far: Robbie Williams Mylene Klass Helen Skelton ( controversial ) The woman on the fairy snow advert. 110
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Everton got a load of points deducted and yet Hull are allowed to continue with their "mauled by the tigers" chant with no consequence. 020
Reposted by Jan 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Top teen heartthrob and pop star Bill Maynard perfecting his sexy knitwear look for the sheet music of his 1957 single Hey Liley, Liley Lo. 3127
Reposted by JanThe Liverpool artists @liverpoolartists.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The liver building Gary North Painted directly over an existing painting in the subtle tones expected by Gary. A gentle pink spray paint can appeared and a thoroughly care free art occured #Theliverpoolartists #Artistsofbluesky Please repost so others see the artwork of the liverpool artists 184
Reposted by JanDan Friedkins Co Pilot ©️(Grae to his mates) @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Anyone local to to the Bootle area have a shitty/graft phone I could buy off you? I need to put a micro SIM into something as admittedly my phone's goosed, id like to be able to at least speak to my folks on my birthday. Bluesky is literally my only way of communicating ATM DMS are open lids 💙 3117
Reposted by JanBanned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/09/2026The library has some light construction going on for this week for the new bus stop. If the noise bothers you, please send your complaints to anyone but our lowest paid staff manning the desks and shelving books. 0101
Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Got a jar of beetroot in the cupboard Tommy if you could give me a tentacle with that. 000
Reposted by JanIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I got fired from the orange juice factory. Apparently I couldn't concentrate. 4444842
