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Mild mannered librarian

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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I was dreaming of the past, And my heart was beating fast - I'll get you for this, Butler!"
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is literally nothing I would queue up overnight for.
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Took my daughter to an aquarium recently. She was *delighted* to see this black and white fish. "Look Dad! It's FINDING EMO!".
A black and white clown fish. Maybe. Or some other sort of fish. I don't know. I'm not David bloody Attenborough.
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Jeff Young @wildtwin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The First 21 Bird Dreams.
21 Bird Dream collages on a staircase. The collages are made from found images, ink, charcoal, pastel, crayon and turmeric
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They've finally settled down after nearly twenty years partying. I wish them the very best and hope their barrel is near some decent schools.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They weren't rushing into it!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You've been to the moon.Where next?" The shop because the milk went off while you were away and there's no teabags.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to suggest a new range of novels incorporating men's love of romance and things exploding called Mills and Boom!
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Skeleton Panda Sea Squirt (Clavelina Ossipandae) is a translucent reef-dwelling creature whose rib-like structures and panda-like markings give it a spooky, animated look. Found in Southeast Asia, it harmlessly filters seawater and helps keep coral ecosystems healthy. Original post
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok. Can we have one of Haaland's legs and his fod?
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Everton got a 10 point deduction, then the only suitable punishment for City is them being rounded up and shot into space to another planet where chimps can talk and ride horses.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good point well made. He can come back and wash pants.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If City are going down can we have Ndiaye back?
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing story time at work with a little lad sat next to me in full third kit absolutely made my day. #UpTheFuckingBabyToffs
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Him putting all the players out of position because women can play anywhere apparently.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roy Race boosted his income as a substitute bass player for Mudd. A bit ham fisted on the strings in all honesty, but did bring his own flares.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jog on Chalomet! Do one Depp! Wilder is Wonka!
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ian McShane is 84 On how he came to be narrator on Grace Jones’ Slave To The Rhythm: ‘I was in a chip shop with my wife Gwen, & Trevor Horn came in, who I’d known forever. He said ‘Ian, what are you doing after supper?’ ‘Why?’ ‘Well, I need a voice & Orson Welles is dead.’ youtu.be/nAerTAjLpF0?...
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Grace Jones - Slave To The Rhythm (HQ)
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to the Archers Live at 75 at the Phil tonight with her Ladyship. How they do the sound affects is incredible!
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Sonic Nurse @sonicnurse23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social You must have had this one before, but just in case.....
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Win, lose or draw it's always a win when I get to spend the match with my favourite person, because let's face it, you are supposed to be going to enjoy yourself. Don't forget to wash the red off when you get home. #UpTheFuckingLadyToffs
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's result aside, too much grappling and holding in football now. Feel like you're watching Kendo Nagasaki and Giant Haystacks half the time.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calico cat sits inside a homemade cardboard booth with signs reading "PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5¢" and "THE DOCTOR IS IN," looking straight at the camera.
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Meg @roaringmeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a brilliant powerful film. As a retired librarian married to retired librarian, watching the film was almost visceral. #Cinema #Films
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've smoked weed, I've even inhaled! It would be a rare treat to go somewhere now though, just once, that didn't stink of it.Unlike the women's toilets at Goodison tonight.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't suit anyone.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes .
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Although looking at that list I've realized I watch far too much telly and need a hobby like putting ships in bottles.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not a fan of "adult" cartoons but Bojack Horseman and Carol At The End Of The World are absolute class.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We all need a bit of Shouty Smith after a hard day at the coal face.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bojack Horseman: Own Happiness Quote
ALT: Bojack Horseman: Own Happiness Quote
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bojack is one of the greatest things that's ever been on a television screen. Don't argue with me!
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also Bojack Horseman is better than Breaking Bad.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This list does not contain any series with Sheridan "we need an angry women get her on the phone" Smith therefore it is worthless.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Solidarity on your return to grey skies and tasteless overpriced fruit.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sheridan Smith
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great casting!
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stanley Tucci
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give 115 points to Everton. That's fair.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably get made to stay in at playtime.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back from holiday a couple of days ago and I think I've caught a horrible dose of England.
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FrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Full time: Everton Women 2 Birmingham Women 0 Zara Kramzar and Yuka Momiki
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stunning
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's not home and bargain love. Take their passports off them.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never booking there again. Kirkby coastline from now on.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fellas with their knobs out on the beach today. One stood with his hands behind his back like he's inspecting a pothole. Put your pants on lads no one wants to look at that.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dreaming now of Everton women absolutely shit housing their way to the top of the super league with only own goals and heads falling off everywhere.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you're in the thick of heartbreak it feels like it will never end. But one of the few things in life that are certain is that things change. Try to give some of the love that you gave to another person to yourself.
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Jan @twopeppermints.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even his mum can't be arsed to pretend to laugh at his jokes.
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