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We are preparing for college applications. It's fucked up.

I think about The Great Gatsby every single day and that my kid is as captivated as I am by the book is so affirming. Especially bc he isn't a big reader. I never would have guessed that this book would fire him up!!!

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 8h

In all of this I say: think of little Pam.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 8h

A lot of consternation about whether or not Nick deserves the same amount of hatred and scorn of Tom and Gatsby.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 8h

It's absurd! And the other one is going to be 13 this month!!!!

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 9h

The 16yo is having passionate debates with his pals outside of school about The Great Gatsby (they're reading it in grade 11 English class). This delights me so much.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 30/09/2026

King Princess said some shit about sleeping with men when they're bored and it's got the Online Lesbians in a huff.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 30/09/2026

The discourse about lesbians sleeping with men has me ready to fight. As a lesbian who has fought my inner demons to feel like I have a "right" to call myself a lesbian ***AND*** who has had to deal with asshole "gold star" lesbians who question dykes like me, it really pisses me off.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 26/09/2026

Yessssssss I saw them after the release of Everyone Else and they've grown SO much.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 26/09/2026

incredibly excited for tonight's showwwwwww.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 26/09/2026

If they want me to show up without an iced coffee, they should be sure to have an iced coffee waiting for me.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 25/09/2026

I was born a pervert and I will die a pervert, and I will have been glad that I was given a copy of Robert's Rules along the way.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 25/09/2026

It turns out, if you were the kind of high schooler who memorized Robert's Rules of Order for debate in high school, you're going to be a pervert when you grow up.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 24/09/2026

A significant number of them have ad-based progression or extra credits for ads. So they'll be used to the experience.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 23/09/2026

Kids raised on ad supported tablet games won't know the difference.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 21/09/2026

The perverted lesbians online are in hysterics over a dead dove fic starring a woman called Sartha Thrace, super awesome pilot in a scifi war vs mechs, who they *insist* has no relation to Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, super awesome pilot in a scifi war vs robots. Dubious.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 21/09/2026

she comes out once every fifty years just to run for mayor.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 21/09/2026

some say she grew a beard and still lives in the mountains beyond the lake.

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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Knight of the Cool S

Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026

This Taco Bell commercial has me calling my pussy a $9 luxe box.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026

My soul is going to LEAVE MY BODY in the crowd at the Slothrust show at The Recher next week. I am going to ascend.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026

Hope you like Spooky Graveyard Carnival Techno Socialist Rock and Roll Tunes.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026

The new Slothrust record fucking rips.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026

Saw some pics of Lauren Chan. Pretty good day to be gay.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 19/09/2026

And it reinforces the grotesque notion that identity is only valid if it is unchanging. So many of the later bloomers seem fixated on a True Answer about their identity and it just... will never be that tidy. The questioning and evolving is what it means to live a queer life. That's. Gay.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 19/09/2026

Queerness disrupts the normative nature of identity and intimacy, and that includes the bullshit idea that you need to know who you are before age 18. The discovery and questioning and claiming of a queer identity *is an inherently queer experience* no matter when it occurs in linear time.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 19/09/2026

There's lesbians in this subreddit discovering themselves and thriving in their 60s and 70s. PLEASE put down your phone and be in the world.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 19/09/2026

I saw a 19 year old in a late bloomer subreddit the other day and I had to go for a walk around my gay little neighborhood to see other lesbians in the real world to rebalance all four of my humors.

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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I mean

Baltimore at dusk, as seen from Federal Hill

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 18/09/2026

Well fuck. The Duncan Sheik news landing not an hour after I listened to his record Daylight is... hitting me extra hard. Whuf. He was such an important part of the musical fabric of my life.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 18/09/2026

The 16yo is interested in playing an Eclipse Phase one shot or short arc! Who wants to run for ussssss? (@andymonium.bsky.social or @adamjury.com, perhaps? Or maybe you have recommendations?)

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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 14/09/2026

Southpaw is such a special bar: the feel of a casual spot for locals with a cocktail menu that’s both classic and original. Highly recommended from every angle.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...

three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 12/09/2026

It's a little disheartening to watch so many people get excited about the new Baltimore women's basketball team while our *2026 championship winning* women's tackle football team goes largely unnoticed.

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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I just need to go on a

Sportsnet scoreboard that has Little pitching and Holliday batting

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Information is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The digestive system as a tube map Original design by Jack Anderson www.radiologycafe.com/blog/digesti...

This infographic reimagines the human digestive system as a simplified subway map, using coloured lines to show how food and digestive secretions travel through the gastrointestinal tract. The red line traces the main path of food, beginning at the oesophagus, passing through the stomach, continuing into the duodenum and small intestine (represented here by the ileum), before reaching the caecum and then travelling through the colon to the sigmoid colon and rectum. Separate coloured branches represent organs that feed digestive juices into the system: the green line shows bile flowing from the liver via the gallbladder into the duodenum, while the yellow line shows digestive enzymes entering from the pancreas at the same location. The blue line outlines the large intestine (colon), which frames the small intestine before ending at the rectum. A short purple branch depicts the appendix extending from the caecum. By presenting the digestive tract as an interconnected transit network rather than an anatomical drawing, the graphic emphasizes the sequence of digestion and the convergence of food, bile and pancreatic enzymes in the duodenum while making the overall layout easier to understand.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026

Cardi B, Megan, and Glo for Superbowl halftime.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026

It's that and Hormel canned chili mixed with Velveeta on baked potatoes for me. Tastes like not being able to afford a yearbook. No thanks.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026

"Well, the electricity was shut off again this month and I haven't seen our mom in four days, but we've got $3 left on our EBT card! Just enough to protein-hack and fiber-max the heck out of the last box of store brand mac in the pantry!"

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026

Dump a can of cream of whatever soup in there and see if you can make the whole mess stretch to feed you and your baby brother for three days.

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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026

I saw a woman on Instagram add a can of tuna and peas to box macaroni and cheese. She called it a ~protein and fiber hack~. The fiber-maxification of my 1990s poor kid survival meals is... surreal.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026

people on bluesky simply have no concept of how universal this is among, like, normal people gen z and younger

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 10/09/2026

damn that’s crazy imagine if the patriots’ coach had spent the offseason focusing on not having backbreaking mistakes instead of tryna blow out backs

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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 10/09/2026

Can you imagine if it happened on the kirkaversary

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Lindsay P Cohn @lindsaypcohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lir: then what good is magic? What use is wizardry, if it cannot even save a unicorn? Schmendrick: that’s what … heroes are for. Lir [pauses]: of course, that is exactly what heroes are for.

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Mystical Glowing Uni5 Unicorn

ALT: Mystical Glowing Uni5 Unicorn

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