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@twisterqueen.bsky.social
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Cookie lover. Ex-everything. EMDR/IFS stan. ✨Relentless Feminist Buzzkill✨ Maybe atheist, but I love Jesus. Mom to 7. 🐻 FTP ⚫ ETR 🏳️‍🌈 She/her

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Is this good chat
If you invested $100,000 into ETH when Eric Trump told you to buy, you would now have
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ok, I don’t remember who’s responsible for this site, but your security certificate has expired, and it’s really putting a cramp in my trolling of Mike Lee. Just FYI.
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Dr Yannick Veilleux-Lepage @yveilleuxlepage.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
My hot exmo take: Kinda interesting that Bishop Robinson of Washington County Utah would pin his son to the ground and hold him down till the cops arrived. I sincerely doubt any bishop ever has taken that extreme a measure for someone who confessed child rape.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I made my first TikTok, guys. I’m super amused. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hFTqhx/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Wheezing
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/06/2025
I'm actually super fucking mad that the Elon Musk era is gonna end because of narcissist infighting with a former reality TV show host, and not because even a single institution in American life made a serious effort to hold him responsible for a decade plus long crime spree
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Angry Buni @angrybuni.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
So Elon Musk knew Trump was involved with kids being sexually exploited and - did nothing. Got it.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
*Ahem*
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Me, when some Taco-supporting mouth breather decides to argue with me in the comment section on IG. It’s been a hot minute since I got into it with Someone Who is Wrong on the Internet™️. This is going to be fun.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This Jennie Latham Johnson episode of Mormon Stories is breaking my heart. I relate to this so so much.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A timely reminder, just in case you’ve forgotten: mikeleeisabitch.com/reasons-1
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Mike Lee is a bitch
Click on the reasons tab to see why.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Ya girl got a CPAP this week, and, according to the app, 5 hours of sleep last night. I’m REEEEAAAAALLLLYYYYY hoping that my biggest obstacle has been what amounts to sleep deprivation torture, and that this will be the start of getting real rest so my body and brain can restore and recover. 🤞
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“The ick” never lies, y’all.
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Liminal LDS @liminal-lds.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Has the man ever been to a grocery store? 100% he was in a meeting with advisors on the campaign trail who were talking about the price of groceries and Trump asked them what they meant by "groceries" and the explanation of a bag with different things in it is all Trump was able to commit to memory.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Someday, I hope I’ll be able to tell somebody that I love them again. Breakups suck, even when they’re necessary and overdue, and loneliness is not my jam.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The author of this piece is an American photo journalist who has been embedded in El Salvador. Reading this piece is frightening and it should be. It's who we are in danger of becoming. time.com/7269604/el-s...
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What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My son in law, whom I ADORE, is named Tom. I have a zillion nicknames for him, which he is kind enough to tolerate: Human Tom (vs Cat Tom, whom we called Tommy), Tomas, Tomothy, The Boyfriend… and so on. Don’t let anyone tell you that your kids growing up and getting partnered is a loss. It’s not.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Unfortunately this is going to keep happening. The earnest members asking questions and speaking truth get ousted while the extremists and Christian nationalists remain members in good standing. This was a huge contributor to why we left.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
😭 my favorite cookie is at Crumbl this week, and SOMEONE (ahem, 20 year old son) didn’t math right and screwed up my fun money budget. I know there’s a lot of anti-Crumbl folks on here, but I’m sure you’ve never tried the Kentucky Butter Cake cookie. IYKYK 😍
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This Easter, Walmart has the perfect gift for the young white christian nationalist in your life:
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
TW: account of extreme abuse These parts of the response here absolutely broke me: The pain of accepting that he does not love you is worse than the pain he has caused, and will continue to cause, you. That is your core problem. You, like so many of us, have been socialized to believe that male …
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My husband beats me, tried to kill me, abuses my kids, and won't work. Should I leave? Feminist Advice
A reader can't bring herself to leave a man who has abused her for years.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Babe, wake up. New true-crime podcast just dropped.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My father, who is a literal genius- this man is in Mensa, liked this two comments on Substack this week. I just kind of assumed he was smart enough to avoid the worst parts of the anti-science movement, but right wing politics seem to be the real mind-virus. What the actual fuck.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
So, first of all, this was apparently bullshit. But “walking my 3 year old”? Like… a pet?? wtf.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Unbelievably depressed that I spent 20+ years trying to please a man that can’t even denounce the TheoBros. 😭
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 08/03/2025
I miss the days when people who joined cults dropped out of society.
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CrazyUs @crazyus.com · 07/03/2025
A little link gift from my husband 💙 on a cold Friday afternoon: mikeleeisabitch.com
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Mike Lee is a bitch
Click on the reasons tab to see why.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It’s funny- when I was on Twitter, I felt like I was part of a Blue Wall, fighting to amplify non-MAGA voices. I kept my spiciest takes there, rather than blow up my relationships with family on FB. Bluesky is so wildly different that this has become my safe exmo space, and FB is now scorched earth.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Whomp whomp
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Jen🇺🇸🏴‍☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 05/03/2025
One try 🔥🔥 #SheShed
Can you solve this puzzle? 
D_N_LD   TR_ _ _   _ND   JD  V_N_E
C_N   G_  F_CK  T_E_SEL_ES
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/03/2025
We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point. The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math. Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Mike Myers 🐐
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Mike Myers showed up on SNL in a brilliant sketch as Elon Musk.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A lot of people are going to die from this
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 01/03/2025
I’m sorry to say it but: The emporer is actually naked.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
To be clear, “Vance skis in jeans” is Vermont’s highest insult. This is Final Boss Nuclear Insult level in the Vermont linguistic hierarchy.
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Benjamin Park @benjaminepark.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
For no real reason, here’s Charles Lindbergh in 1941 saying US shouldn’t assist the UK’s war with Germany because country should 1) prioritize America First interests, 2) avoid European entanglements, 3) push for peace, and 4) recognize it’s an unfair deal for us. 🤷‍♂️
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Lindbergh ' Speech - 1941 | Movietone Moment | 11 September 2020
YouTube video by British Movietone
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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BrendaG🇦🇷🍉 @brendaleti1987.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“You haven’t said thank you once” is something you say to your kids when they spend the entire day complaining at Disneyland. Not something you say to the President of a country in the middle of a war who are you are currently berating in front of the entire world.
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✨I’m Your Mom Now✨ @twisterqueen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
FUCK Brian Glenn. Trump and Vance just threw a Molotov cocktail onto the kindling of WWIII, and Marge’s boyfriend wants to give him shit about what he’s wearing? This is fucking Mean Girls 3. We are the baddies.
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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 26/02/2025
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
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