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@twinfountain.com
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He/him. PDX. Grumble, grumble.

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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 14/10/2026
Lord Mood
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In conclusion
Fuck Christopher Columbus.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 12/10/2026
I've had this image of a trading card of the flaming, screaming skeleton from the 3-D film 13 GHOSTS (1960) open in a browser tab for a week and I look at it a few times a day.
a trading card of the flaming, screaming skeleton from the 3-D film 13 GHOSTS (1960)
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 08/10/2026
When I type the letter "s" into my browser, it autocompletes to swanboy.com
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 07/10/2026
A black cat in its natural habitat, the foot of a skeleton.
A black cat resting at the foot of a skeleton.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’ve never seen BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS it’s on Criterion and highly recommended
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 04/10/2026
I have to correct myself every time.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 03/10/2026
Okay. So here's what I know - I lost my day job. - I hated my day job. - I liked having a lot of money and health insurance. - But a lot of money never made me happier, I just owned more stuff. - I do still need health insurance. - I'm really fucking good at lettering comic books.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 28/09/2026
At least 2 of these would be decent band names.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Franklin Bruno remains one of the best songwriters anywhere and this video is simply wonderful. youtu.be/L8tnPdJertk
youtu.be
The Human Hearts • "Still in Error"
YouTube video by DromedaryRecords
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 13/09/2026
This is my favorite NA beer brewery!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
This is the energy I need Democrats to express
twitter screenshot

Dan
@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 01/09/2026
A cartoon robot showing his ass and saying, "it just looks like this"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 28/08/2026
Finished Big Walk today. That was 18 hours well spent with a satisfying ending.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 23/08/2026
I am suddenly aware of South Dakota Mines
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🎵Is he woke? Listen, bud, his gloves are stained with fascists' blood🎵
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 21/08/2026
Swan Boy at his kindest and most helpful is still Swan Boy.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 19/08/2026
What if the steak is larger and cheaper with a T-shirt? saylers.com/the-world-fa...
saylers.com
THE WORLD FAMOUS 72 oz. STEAK CHALLENGE
America's Oldest Restaurant Food Challenge Since 1948 THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? BACK IN 1948, OUR FOUNDERS ART AND DICK SAYLER had a simple idea: offer steaks by the ounce so folks could get exactly wh...
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 13/08/2026
I want to see the hilarious results
a warning/request from the photo company: 	
Please, don’t wear green.
Our green screen lets you choose your background when you order your photos, but it also makes green clothes disappear.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 13/08/2026
Just got an email about school picture day from a certain company
A still from the Simpsons of Lisa Simpson looking at concert tix with the caption: And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Josten's.
Go, Josten's!
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 12/08/2026
Hector has been a favorite character since I learned we share a similar view on burrito pricing.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 08/08/2026
I've progressed from calling nutritional yeast "Nooch" to calling bleu cheese "Blooch"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 07/08/2026
We had that a couple weeks ago, but the cat also ran through some wet paint creating a double trail of mess
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
David Wolkin still has the juice
A discord post by David Wolkin:

Yall hear the news about Cebulski getting sent overseas? They’re calling it…

😎 

…the Akira Slide
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 23/07/2026
I'm just thinking I *could* walk over there Friday night
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 23/07/2026
I did and couldn't find anything!
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 23/07/2026
Attending this video premier on a first date
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My favorite version of the Odyssey
AFTER HOURS
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 22/07/2026
This is the good stuff. Local company. Not sure what in-store availability is like these days. bgreynolds.com/products/ori...
bgreynolds.com
Original Orgeat Cocktail Syrup
We took some real almonds, cane sugar, and created an original orgeat syrup made for all walks of life. Crafted for either the bbq or cocktail party, BG Reynolds Orgeat is our way of sharing our passi...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 18/07/2026
Why do I keep hearing a plane? It's Portland Police.
Screenshot of the flight trail of a plane swirling over N/NE Portland Oregon. The plane is identified as being owned by the Portland Police Bureau
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 12/07/2026
Hello, Glenda.
Screenshot of Oregon Plates post reading: The Custom Oregon Plate GLENDO was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #GLENDOScreenshot of post by Oregon Plates reading: The Custom Oregon Plate GLENDA was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #GLENDA
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 10/07/2026
Put Nardwuar in Fortnite
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey fellow Oregon peeps you should check your ballot to see if it counted if Corvallis followed the illegal order then it for sure probably hit other districts like Lane Share the info plz gazettetimes.com/news/local/g...
gazettetimes.com
Letter carriers: Corvallis Post Office order made some primary ballots late
Here's the order that came down on May 19 that may have left some ballots behind.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 06/07/2026
I didn't have time to post between goals
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 04/07/2026
Tech Decks really are the coolest kind of nail file.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Supreme Court my ass
Supreme Court my ass
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
One if by hand. Two if anybody sees.
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🥭MANGO - Comms Open @mgosketches.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now and always, say NO to Al ✊️
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Okay this has gotta be my favorite meme I've seen on this situation
Roger rabbit shoe held over reflecting pond like it is the dip
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 19/06/2026
Yeah, hard same.
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iain @maccoinnich.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I love that Portland now has a park named for a late, iconic, local drag queen
Photo of Darcelle XV plaza from an adjacent building
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the creature from the black lagoon relocating to the green reflecting pool
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