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He/him. PDX. Grumble, grumble.

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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 12/10/2026
I've had this image of a trading card of the flaming, screaming skeleton from the 3-D film 13 GHOSTS (1960) open in a browser tab for a week and I look at it a few times a day.
a trading card of the flaming, screaming skeleton from the 3-D film 13 GHOSTS (1960)
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 07/10/2026
A black cat in its natural habitat, the foot of a skeleton.
A black cat resting at the foot of a skeleton.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 01/09/2026
A cartoon robot showing his ass and saying, "it just looks like this"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 13/08/2026
I want to see the hilarious results
a warning/request from the photo company: 	
Please, don’t wear green.
Our green screen lets you choose your background when you order your photos, but it also makes green clothes disappear.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 13/08/2026
Just got an email about school picture day from a certain company
A still from the Simpsons of Lisa Simpson looking at concert tix with the caption: And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Josten's.
Go, Josten's!
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 18/07/2026
Why do I keep hearing a plane? It's Portland Police.
Screenshot of the flight trail of a plane swirling over N/NE Portland Oregon. The plane is identified as being owned by the Portland Police Bureau
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 12/07/2026
Hello, Glenda.
Screenshot of Oregon Plates post reading: The Custom Oregon Plate GLENDO was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #GLENDOScreenshot of post by Oregon Plates reading: The Custom Oregon Plate GLENDA was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #GLENDA
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 09/06/2026
Famed jizz singer Sy Snootles
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 01/06/2026
post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.
Michael Jordan Wings poster depicting him arms outstretched, palming a basketball in his right hand. it was as wide as his wingspan.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 23/05/2026
I saw this photo of a local burger recently, just for fun.
A party melt on inverted buns with the cheese arcing upward.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 12/02/2026
A man at a press conference in front of a NASA logo saying "America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 22/01/2026
Frank and Mister are on the case.
Two cats standing in their back legs and looking out a window.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 14/01/2026
You have a couple rough typos.
screenshot of newspaper. text reads: The Mercury obtained photos of the texts, which include racist, sexiest, and homophonic slurs used over the course of two hours.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 25/12/2025
FIRE.
A fire burns in a fireplace behind a screen.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 21/11/2025
A blond woman is holding a gyros and smiling. The text over her head reads GYROS.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 30/10/2025
Now watching: The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)
Movie poster for The Hound of the Baskervilles featuring a red wolf head with glowing yellow eyes baring its teeth
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 24/10/2025
What did he thinks these guys were doing?
Shriners driving tiny cars
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 21/09/2025
It's a bummer that you can't specifically tell them why you're cancelling.
A Hulu cancellation confirmation email
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 19/09/2025
Misread this as you talking about the comic strip "Love is..."
A panel on the comic strip "love is..." It features two naked 8 year olds who are married. Text reads: love is... ...all you need
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 02/07/2025
Lol my typo
An emptied (but for ice and orange peel) old fashioned glass and a Nick and Nora glass that recently contained a Manhattan, but has just lemon peel now.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 01/07/2025
Woo! Garden lyfe
A small quantity of blueberries and some kind of beans.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 29/06/2025
You couldn't make this today without someone thinking it's AI.
Cardboard sign reading Yard Sard written in black marker
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 09/06/2025
Barbarella in partially see-through spacesuit costume
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 24/05/2025
Howard Moon from THE MIGHTY BOOSH saying, "You hate jazz? You fear jazz! You fear the lack of rules"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 05/05/2025
[[Roast Beef staring at computer screen]] Dang man everybody wants to impeach George Bush and hate on him and spank him on the butt [[Roast Beef typing]] Well everyone has their price let's try this <<TAP TAP>>> Dear George Bush, As you know, everybody wants to spank you on the butt and hit you on the head. I have an idea. <<TAP TAP TAP>> America needs cash for the war. Wealthy people who can pay $20 million to fly into space would probably pay at least that much to give you a sharp one across the cheeks. <<TAP>> You could probably get a cool billion from Bill Gates if you let him play "why are you hitting yourself" with you. -Roast Beef. <<TAP TAP TAP TAP>> [[Roast Beef sticking tongue out and punching button on keyboard]] SELECT ALL <<TAP>> DELETE [[Empty computer chair where Roast Beef was sitting]]
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 28/04/2025
Yeah I read scripture
A chapter title page from a book that reads "Shall We Get High?"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 24/04/2025
Handshake meme where one arm says cast iron skillet, the other arm arm says moka pot and the handshake says Don't wash me
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 19/04/2025
Suddenly this makes more sense.
Rob Liefeld art of Captain America where his torso is double thick in depth.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 19/03/2025
They came close with the pau'an, but didn't take advantage.
a pau'an from Star Wars. imagine if a bald Dracula slept on a corduroy pillow.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 23/02/2025
Peter Buck is still very cool.
Peter Buck playing guitar, being very cool.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 15/02/2025
A black cat named Mister Chief with his front arms/legs crossed.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 01/02/2025
Where's the cell phone version of this?
Transparent 1990s corded phone where every part but the clear plastic shell is brightly colored
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 25/01/2025
I'm worried about the Duolingo characters. Since I switched from Italian to Spanish last month (and they introduced their AI-"enhanced" Max version), they seem to be saying a lot of positive things about the app and its bird mascot. Getting culty.
Duolingo Spanish lesson translating "¡Me encanta Duolingo!" to "I love Duolingo!"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 11/01/2025
This is what I've been saying. He's seen an old Mercator.
A Mercator world map from the 1960s where the latitude is further spaced as you approach the north pole. On this map Greenland is shown to be of similar size to Africa as the latitude remains compressed in the southern hemisphere.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 08/01/2025
If you're a famous hermit, were you famous first or bad at hermitage?
CNN headline: Italy’s famous deserted island hermit dies at 85
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 05/01/2025
"Looks like he died of... Northern Exposure." YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
Rob Morrow speaks into a mini tape recorder as Dr. Joel Fleischman in the television show NORTHERN EXPOSURE
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 27/12/2024
See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon.
Aphrodite-A from Tranzor Z. She is a giant anthropomorphic robot (I think)  who is definitely launching her boob missiles.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 26/12/2024
Here comes
A bottle of Mr. Proper detergent. Mer. Proper is a bald man in a white T-shirt who looks exactly like Mr. Clean.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 06/12/2024
WTF? Is this a natalist grocery bag??!
Paper shopping bag with handles. Stamped on the bag are the words "PULL UP NOT OUT"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 03/12/2024
Dutch rainbow.
Half a rainbow through a wet airplane window.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 03/12/2024
Seems low.
Duolingo year end wrap-up screen where the bird mascot is emerging from a hole and saying "You made 1007 mistakes this year."
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 26/11/2024
I found the Republican toilet.
The iconic women's restroom figure, but there's a male icon looking over the stall wall.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 15/11/2024
The choir of smoking, drinking children that serenaded Serge Gainsborg while dressed like him in gray wigs, fake stubble, sunglasses and black blazers with the sleeves rolled up past the elbows.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 06/11/2024
without downloading anything, reskeet or respond with an image that expresses how you’re feeling
A drawing of a cat with his eyes closed. The cat is wearing a shirt and tie and his name is Roast Beef Kazenzakis.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 05/11/2024
Thank you for your Supreme Court overhaul bill!
A text from Multnomah county saying my ballot has been counted.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 01/11/2024
Frank didn't see you come in.
A black cat looks at you longingly on a bed, head on silk pillow cases, lower body under the covers.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 15/10/2024
Catbus from My Neighbor Totoro
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 09/10/2024
Search your camera roll for hell
A screenshot of a Google photos suggestion to "Try searching for a similar word"
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 07/10/2024
My fridge at 5:45pm.
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twinfountain's bones 💀 @twinfountain.com · 02/10/2024
It's October.
A young striped cat sleeps in a basket on the lap of a plastic skeleton in a high-backed chair.
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