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Twelve-G. Calhoun

@twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
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Associate Monster Hunter - Erstwhile Audio Engineer - Candy Eater he/him 🐻 thedeadites.com 📍 Necronomicon, Massachusetts

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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spooky season has arrived! 🔪🎃 Share something spooky, scary, or creepy to kick off the month 🖤
A four-panel comic from COMICSHANS showing a spoopy skelington wearing a cape, monocle, and very small top hat.

1. The skeleton laughs, "HA HA HA HA"
2. The skeleton says, "WAIT A MINUTE"
3. The skeleton, now holding a marker with motion lines and a SQUEAK sound, scribbles above its right eye socket
4. The skeleton, now looking more sinister with black eyebrows, laughs, "HA HA HA HA"
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we need to start calling them "villianaires"
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This man is a United States senator.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console - couldn't find a gif edition
A photo of the Sears Tele-games Super Pong console from the 1970s.  The console is black plastic with a faux-woodgrain finish on the speaker cover in the center.  It has four sliding switches to select the game and other options and cradles for two hand-held wired controllers each with a single dial to control the paddle.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
...but he's having it buried with him in his tomb.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 5. Ahoy-hoy 4. Slow and steady wins the race 3. My cat's breath smells like cat food 2. Hi everybody! ... Hi Dr. Nick! 1. hehe... I'm in danger
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
<cussin'>
A quoted tweet that reads," Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850" above a picture of the item described.

The quoting tweet reads, "String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It really takes balls to rock a beard like that
Journo and broadcaster James "Fyfe" Robertson in 1963.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
The U.S.S. Enterprise from Star Trek; The Animated SeriesA photo from Apollo 11 showing The Eagle returning from the moon above the lunar surface with the Earth in the backgroundA screenshot from Space: 1999 showing an Eagle transporter lifting off from Moonbase AlphaFirefly Serenity transport
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Post your favourite Muppet. Wrong answers only.
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Perfetto Yes Man Meme
ALT: Perfetto Yes Man Meme
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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ORBEAUTOMATA @orbeautomata.es · 07/08/2026
Si te gusta el "retrofuturismo" la obra gráfica de Klaus Bürgle es todo un referente. Puedes saber más en esta entrada del blog 👉🏻 www.orbeautomata.es/2026/08/klau... Te sorprenderá... #cienciaficcion #ilustraciones #retrofuturismo #scifi
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Grifter D. Calhoun
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Peter Falk as Columbo: Detective Thinking
ALT: Peter Falk as Columbo: Detective Thinking
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.
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Mickey Mouse Steamboat Willie
ALT: Mickey Mouse Steamboat Willie
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
fantashic
Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"
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Cat @nebiath.net · 05/02/2025
La cámara de Mazarbul, por Angus McBride.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It[was] Juneteenth [yesterday]. Post your favorite Black fictional character.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Share a movie soundtrack you love. 🎥🎶
Album cover of the original motion picture soundtrack for "CONAN THE BARBARIAN" - Composed and conducted by Basil Poledouris - 1982
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fun Fact: Bluesky moderation originally flagged this video as adult content just because it features a trans woman.
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
AltText added "Al is data, and Data can only look backwards. Creativity looks forwards."
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bbeattiewrites 16h
I heard an interview today about Al in creative spaces and the man being interviewed said "Al is data, and Data can only look backwards. Creativity looks forwards." And I need to sit with that in the best possible way.
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kevinfloerke 12h
Hans Zimmer had the best quote when he said "Al is a snapshot of the past being sold as the future."
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Frankie Goes to California
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Don't forget to leave blue milk out for the sand people tonight!
An ad for Trumoo Star Wars Blue Milk.  It's 2.19 USD for a half gallon.  The picture shows a plastic bottle of bluish milk on a hyperspace starfield background with red and blue light sabers either side.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance.
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a man in a purple sweatshirt is dancing in front of a blue screen
Alt: a man in a purple sweatshirt is dancing in front of a blue screen
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"I'm a doctor doing Red Cross stuff!"
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a doctor wearing a mask and a stethoscope is talking to a woman .
Alt: A scene from "Arrested Development" depicting Gene Parmesan wearing a mask and a stethoscope is talking to a woman.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Screenshot of the crew from "Far Out Space Nuts"
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yet another example adding to the long list of reasons so many people distrust Ai and Ai-vangelists.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Drop something ROBOT-RELATED 🦾🖤🤖
Four people stand amongst a row of ten "Lost in Space" robot B9 replicas.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL April
Two screen caps of Andy Richter with googly eyes on the "Conan" couch
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Share an Actress You Love 🖤
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a woman in a red dress is saying `` i will kill you ''
ALT: a woman in a red dress is saying `` i will kill you ''
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character: wrong answers only.
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mr bean is wearing a top hat and gloves and making a face .
Alt: mr bean is wearing a top hat and gloves and making a face .
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
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a man in a red shirt and black gloves is standing in front of a door
ALT: a man in a red shirt and black gloves is standing in front of a door
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Describe yourself in 3 witches 🧹
Four squares, top left reads, "Describe yourself in 3 witches," top right is a picture of Paul Lynde as Uncle Arthur from "Bewitched," bottom left is a picture of Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in "The Wizard of Oz," and bottom right shows Billie Hayes as Wilhelmina W Witchiepoo from "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Pokopia text that reads, "We're just normal men"
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@magicthighs.bsky.social your personalized food pyramid has been released
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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Googled Maude’Dib and found an assortment of exactly what I was looking for, just like the internet of yore.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Show me your Uber driver.
A still from "Smokey and the Bandit" shows Burt Reynolds speaking into a CB radio microphone whilst driving.  Sally Field rides in the passenger seat.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Gah! My childhood!
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The Trump administration is literally going to kill its supporters, and still they cheer the circus.
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
⚽️🏀🏈⚾️
A screenshot of a tweet from @AdamFriedland from 2019-11-29 replying to @ByYourLogic that reads. "Don't sporpsball me sire"
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 01/02/2026
dig if you will this picture
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage": The Maltese Sausage
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
🤣
Screenshot of a post on craigslist:

Attend MELANIA documentary- Free tickets + $50!!! (Boston)

compensation: $50
Attend MELANIA documentary at any Boston area theatre during opening weekend (this upcoming weekend)

Free tickets + $50 per seat occupied

Must remain in seats for entirety of film.
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It sure would be nice if every ICE and CBP agent were made aware of what this law says and what it means to them, specifically.
TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 242

Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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