Reposted by @magicthighs.bsky.socialpunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them SMILE into the middle distance about how WONDERFUL life is 911969518
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm stuck cat-sitting an ancient 19 year-old for a few weeks while my parents are on a cruise around the UK. The computer chair here is wood with flimsy padding and I need an upgrade. Can I get a recommendation for a gamer chair? There's one on amazon for $80 but my fat butt deserves options 290
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026After a breakup the girl decides to move on and forget the guy, and he decides to forget her too. Deep down they regret it. 010
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I really wanted Lestat to yell "It's a Banksy!" to explain himself at the afterparty 030
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Slightly increase a band Florence and the Machines 050
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I’m marrying @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social tomorrow. We’ve been an item for 25 years and technically engaged for like 20 but never got around to it. It’s just family attending a barebones thingy with a justice of the peace. Neither of us are center of attention party throwing types. 2230
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Touching hairy belly on the guest bed. You next? 3150
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I’d rather have gotten plowed, but it beats shoveling 1240
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Back in the day, I made this on some website and when I uploaded it to tumblr it got around 14k notes. 191
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025My old pc gaming controller is dying and I need recommendations for a replacement. I’m used to something shaped like a ps3 controller but I guess I need to get with the times. Please advise 151
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I’m out of practice posting selfies. Seeing my fat ass is kinda mundane so my camera roll is mostly the cats 4410
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I thoroughly enjoyed Exhalation by Ted Chiang. The short scifi stories had so much worldbuilding and depth as they explore their subjects - owner responsibility to sentient virtual pets, archeological creationism, closed loop time travel (in the age of sultans), cashing in on alternate realities. 060
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 27/04/2025How do I become one of those happy functional people? 1121
Reposted by @magicthighs.bsky.socialTwelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Pillow talk (the sleepy kind): A: ugh, I don’t want to go to the office tomorrow E: don’t you have to be there to bang on the servers with a hammer or something? A: all the servers are clouds E: that’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard AE: 🤣 021
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I am at maximum shaggy and my boy likes to bump noses 1510
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The TL:DR is that my friend Fisher (softcgvibes) has blocked me because ~11 years ago I told his new "owner" Pete the Lucky Pirate (aka joshua lore aka gamepups) that I didn't want to be friends anymore (we never met) and it still hurts him.tumblr.comLore DumpFisher, you've been a good friend over the past few years, and are always welcome company. I'll cherish our many nights watching movies, your turns of phrase, gaming, hanging out, going to movies, an… 240
Reposted by @magicthighs.bsky.socialShane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025 2472968014671
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Voting and gooning are American traditions 2470
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,534,931! 060
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 20/07/2024Sagrada is a pretty game, didn’t win though 280
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 21/05/2024Went to Target for lube and detergent and found a hat that probably wouldn’t fit my huge melon 1220
Reposted by @magicthighs.bsky.socialTwelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Eclipse viewing in northern Vermont 051
magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Three ducking idiots just staring at the sun at the improvised observatory at a hannaford parking lot in Swanson, VT 0130