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magicthighs.bsky.social

@magicthighs.bsky.social
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Massachusetts resident that likes other large dudes. Mostly preoccupied with keeping my cats and man happy.

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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them SMILE into the middle distance about how WONDERFUL life is
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm stuck cat-sitting an ancient 19 year-old for a few weeks while my parents are on a cruise around the UK. The computer chair here is wood with flimsy padding and I need an upgrade. Can I get a recommendation for a gamer chair? There's one on amazon for $80 but my fat butt deserves options
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After a breakup the girl decides to move on and forget the guy, and he decides to forget her too. Deep down they regret it.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I really wanted Lestat to yell "It's a Banksy!" to explain himself at the afterparty
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Florence and the Machines
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m marrying @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social tomorrow. We’ve been an item for 25 years and technically engaged for like 20 but never got around to it. It’s just family attending a barebones thingy with a justice of the peace. Neither of us are center of attention party throwing types.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Touching hairy belly on the guest bed. You next?
Innocent picture of me and Grifter the 9 month or so old tuxedo cat.  He’s got a good stretch going
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’d rather have gotten plowed, but it beats shoveling
The poster working a snow thrower up a drivewayThe poster sweaty and weary wearing flannel back inside
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Back in the day, I made this on some website and when I uploaded it to tumblr it got around 14k notes.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My old pc gaming controller is dying and I need recommendations for a replacement. I’m used to something shaped like a ps3 controller but I guess I need to get with the times. Please advise
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I’m out of practice posting selfies. Seeing my fat ass is kinda mundane so my camera roll is mostly the cats
Poster is wearing a zipped up grey hoodie and dark orange tee. He has a beard and short hair.  Behind him is  lot of glass and reflected light because it’s shot at the entrance to a supermarket.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I thoroughly enjoyed Exhalation by Ted Chiang. The short scifi stories had so much worldbuilding and depth as they explore their subjects - owner responsibility to sentient virtual pets, archeological creationism, closed loop time travel (in the age of sultans), cashing in on alternate realities.
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
How do I become one of those happy functional people?
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Pillow talk (the sleepy kind): A: ugh, I don’t want to go to the office tomorrow E: don’t you have to be there to bang on the servers with a hammer or something? A: all the servers are clouds E: that’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard AE: 🤣
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I am at maximum shaggy and my boy likes to bump noses
Shirtless fat hairy dude bumping noses with a black cat. The cat is standing on a tan blanket and is at the right height for this because the guy is kneeling down out of frameHandsome cat glances at camera after bumping noses with his human
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The TL:DR is that my friend Fisher (softcgvibes) has blocked me because ~11 years ago I told his new "owner" Pete the Lucky Pirate (aka joshua lore aka gamepups) that I didn't want to be friends anymore (we never met) and it still hurts him.
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Lore Dump
Fisher, you've been a good friend over the past few years, and are always welcome company. I'll cherish our many nights watching movies, your turns of phrase, gaming, hanging out, going to movies, an…
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Voting and gooning are American traditions
The user is shirtless and wearing black jeans while holding a bag of Chinese food.  He is standing in front of a tree
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,534,931!
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Sagrada is a pretty game, didn’t win though
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Went to Target for lube and detergent and found a hat that probably wouldn’t fit my huge melon
Just some guy holding a hat that says “Top Dad”
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Twelve-G. Calhoun @twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Eclipse viewing in northern Vermont
Three bearded men watching the eclipseA halo around the sun and moon just after totality
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magicthighs.bsky.social @magicthighs.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Three ducking idiots just staring at the sun at the improvised observatory at a hannaford parking lot in Swanson, VT
Evan, Andy, and Fisher staring at the sun sometime before it gets real dark
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