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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 18h

Flight is delayed so this’ll be me going straight from the airport to the Beyond Fest screening of Mulholland Drive this evening.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh no! This weather is causing me to romanticize moving back and aging into an old gay stoner who does arts and crafts in the woods!!

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

22 years ago my best friend and I made our own “Think Different” posters and put them up in our English class. Took our teacher 3 weeks to notice. They are still up.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guess who’s been drinking in their high school.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh shit my naval port hometown has a new gay bar. Gotta practice my best “Yoo hoo boys!”

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s not fair that first class always gets the gayest flight attendants.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How I feel escaping the upper-90 degree weekend of Los Angeles for the early Fall of the Pacific Northwest.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Now what am I supposed to wear to my high school reunion this weekend??

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BBC’s new director general being quoted:

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Alright Yorkers, I’m gonna be in the city for a day or two in November and looking for weird only in New York subcultural things to do. No normie shit allowed. Please point me in that direction.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes hearing a crowd cheer as your friend gets his ass beat at a queer wrestling night can be so healing.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Long-running bakeries know to make extra baguettes on Halloween for all those people dressing up as Tom Wilkinson in Michael Clayton. That’s why it’s one of their most profitable days of the year.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Going to see a movie called “Too Late” tonight and it’ll get out after midnight so you know exactly what joke I’m going to repeat to multiple strangers there.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

IKEA could double their profits by opening as a laser tag arena after hours.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I was required to come up with a recipe for a Bake Off technical challenge, I would also just show a picture and go, “Well, I know how to make this. I need YOU to show me you can make it. No, don’t ask me for the recipe. I totally know how it’s made.”

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pitching my reality series around town where real people come on the show and try to get superpowers by dousing themselves in chemicals, getting electrocuted, watching their parents die, etc. I feel pretty good about Netflix.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I were to apply for Survivor, I would say my job was business owner but make it clear in my answers that I’m unknowingly in a pyramid scheme.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

By age 39 all men should have a hat that advertises their favorite local news outlet.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m somehow going to accidentally get cast in the Gleeboot and I’ll have to go into hiding with a new identity due to the shame.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Enshittification began when we accepted cell phone lights as an alternative to holding up lighters at a concert.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The number of times today I’ve said I’m going “disco dancing” after work has begun to lose its irony.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My new team is nothing but cranky/sarcastic/bitter animators and it’s like trying to organize a group of Statlers and Waldorfs.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just saw a pink corvette that wasn’t Angelyne’s. I wanted to throw a milkshake and scream “STOLEN VALOR”.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ohhhhhh this is an *anti* harassment training. My bad. Let’s start back at one.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My brain is worried that my other brain is talking behind its back.

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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you remember? 🔊🎶

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

MULDER: “Except they ended up in a little town called Roswell, New Mexico.” SCULLY, UNDER HER BREATH: “God fucking dammit, Mulder.”

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just saw one of the strays I took in the other month while out walking my dog.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sometimes I wish I had a fairy godlesbian who appears to put up shelves and train my dog for me.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just ate a raw tomato in front of the boyfriend and he looked at me like I’m Denethor, son of Ecthelion.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One day Godzilla is going to be out for a walk and he will fall and we won’t be able to see him the same way again after that. All we will be able to do is make him comfortable.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am a grown man who just gasped and said, “Godzilla would NEVER cheat on Mothra!” to another adult.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The boyfriend said to celebrate I get to pick “which Godzilla movie we watch tonight”. 😭😭😭

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Raccoon City is what my mom calls Animal Crossing.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

8 months in at this show and just got promoted to a new role they’ve created just for me. Hard work…pays off? I’m not used to this concept.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The price of snake oil is getting out of hand.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t understand how Mulder and Scully have any jurisdiction in Vancouver.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve been telling everyone that one of the feral cats on my block is pregnant for months and I’m starting to think she’s just fat. No wonder she’s so mean to me.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If anyone actually wears this in the theater I hope the person sitting behind them pisses in it.

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Father UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We don’t even get articles about young people buying houses with their parents’ money anymore. That’s how bad the economy is.

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