Sign in

trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️

@turtlesynth.bsky.social
1.3K followers 571 following 5.8K posts

This account is run by a several turtles Mets, Cardinals & Guardians fan. DEATH TO KANSAS CITY ROYALS!!! Sometimes lewd! I'm over 18 and so is my account! letterboxd.com/TurtleSynth

PostsRepliesMedia
trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️ @turtlesynth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
probably going to be less active, im getting really into tumblr lately. anyways follow me there I'm @turtlesynth-beep, ive written shitty robot smut
tumblr.com
Turtle (@turtlesynth-beep) on Tumblr
She/Her and It/its (there a he/it lesbian in here too) two humans, a robot, and a demihuman walk into a brain... Free Palestine, abolish the presidency, etc
020
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying
71016210
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Few games actually have “fully realistic dragon physics.” They just mean they simulated wings and the fire. For it to be realistic the dragon has to been able to get kidney infections. The dragon can suffer depression
2607
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
🌺✨zagiir✨🍓 @zagiir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Silly little dragons
Sketch drawing doodles of a spiky dragon
#scalie #furry
826283
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
433802663
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying
352553238
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
have y'all seen this one before
the meme image of a smug looking frat bro holding up a finger with text superimposed on his tank top which reads: Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
241180142
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
willow @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
153698888
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
7894112278
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Al Qaeda: "9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous"
1149057
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
via wiktionary
11993184
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
434080
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
M I Z U G O R O U™ @mudkipper.art · 09/09/2026
The OG doomed yaoi
41112722882
trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️ @turtlesynth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy kirkiversary I'm still glad he's gone
180
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gonna be thinking about this gif for a while
193057921
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Axel 👾 @cheesygabite.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
o-on it boss
083
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
• ✦ 🌸 LYNX 🌸 ✦ • @lynx3000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Synthetic
51014272
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
5648763018
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/09/2026
wanted to pull up the wikipedia article for "magical thinking" except when i went to my search bar all i typed was "thinking". Just a little glimpse into how magical my mind is
1350233
trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️ @turtlesynth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blocked for being a Royals fan. Dont fucking talk me
010
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
following r/alchemy on Reddit has been a very enlightening experience 🙂‍↕️ and boy oh boy, the things those people are doing with their own piss, it's mind-blowing i tells ya
it's a meme of Seinfeld where Kramer's apartment is all red cuz of Kenny Rogers chicken only this time the meme format has been changed to act like Kramer is performing alchemical works in pursuit of the Philosopher's stone ohohohoho how DROLL
062
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
plush with a brush🩷 @kobupy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
so many beautiful women are named skeb
2548
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Prophet came back from the mountains, his aura dancing like a saffron flame. The townsfolk gathered around him instinctually for it was self-evident that he was soon to proclaim the Truth. The only Truth. The Truth that centred all creation. That there was One Sheldon.
1240725
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
social media but pirates
202534681
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
🩵 Silvy 🏳️‍⚧️ @silvera-avian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PSA to those who want to play GTA VI on release: PLEASE PIRATE THE GAME. DO NOT BUY IT. Rockstar should not be funded for strike-busting.
131
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 01/09/2026
magazines used to be so cool
132002411
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
human communication is too limited. i need an irl equivalent of hitting the schadenfreude taunt in tf2 and killbinding after a split second
518535
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 01/09/2026
MY DICK WIDE LIKE A PS3
019154
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
🌊 two very silly robots 🌊 @robotenjoyer5000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sure is #synthtember beep boop
1102
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Disgusting Man Demolishing Peach On Bus
221047126
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
3469142490
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
i'm alice @heyimheroic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This Mii, Matt, was created today, 20 years ago. He first appeared in Wii Sports which released just a few months after. We can tell exactly when he was created by datamining his file in Wii Music: August 30th, 2006, at 4:24 AM.
Matt (Wii)screenshot of Matt (Wii) in Wii Sports as the champion of boxing
2730721027
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the dragon's neutral air i guess
433565
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/08/2026
HOT TAKE: HORMONES ARE GOOD
161188237
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
🌺✨zagiir✨🍓 @zagiir.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I would like to push myself with one last 3D sculpt scene before I open for commissions! So it is… 🎉Raffle time!🎉 To enter: 🍀 Follow 🌼 Like & Repost —————————— 🍀 Ends August 31st (to give me more of a break from AF) 🌼 Prize is exampled below! (Will provide a turn table example in comments)
Digital art picture of a 3D model sculpt render of a green friendly dragon with flowers. This post is about a free / gift / art 

#furry #scalie
61330206
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 30/08/2026
piracy and emulation in the face of platform enshitification is a perfectly reasonable and justified act doubly so for the sake of digital preservation keep teaching the kids how to safely torrent and vpn
110230
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
im prank calling your dad!!! im gonna make a prank call on yoiur fucking dad!!!!!
1544990
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Goat Second August Patreon reward!! #furryart
81016181
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Angry Toaster @nolya.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@yutzen.bsky.social
291
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
SNESdrunk (U) [!] @snesdrunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I got within 5 miles on a guess in GeoGuessr, did a fist pump, and pulled a muscle in my shoulder.
static.klipy.com
Getting old
ALT: Getting old
4281
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Offering Received: I offer the dragon frost breath, but specifically for impressing guests. (#926) the building inspector came by to check out the tower, so the dragon showed off their fancy new breath!! that they were only able to use in this moment.......
319944
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
wug.PL @wuglar.tgirl.gay · 29/08/2026
i've lost a lot of blood? well i'd better go find it then hadn't i
031
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
8 Red Coins or Dinner With Jay-Z
3358117
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Krazy 🏝️🍹 @superkrazybones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
big ol' behemoth! 🥩🔥
16719151
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master @ossyflawol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
alive & kicking is out valve hit it with one final troll by breaking the store page due to some caching issues - so theres no visible download buttons. workarounds exist (like doing a direct install link or wishlisting and clicking the button there) regardless. its here. the og p1 remake.
1020762
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
Rosh 🧡 @mothbutchism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
boyfriends #furry #furryart #art
212921
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ten billion yard stare.. #protogen
12945142
Reposted by trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️
catboots @catboots.co.uk · 27/08/2026
at EF I snuck up on and pretended to triple shank my friend in his kidneys with an invisible knife and the two people he was talking to did some kind of hard brain reset and silently turned and walked away. was i too british
101319
trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️ @turtlesynth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My phone battery is still at 75% by the end of the day, pisses me.off it doesnt have charge limits I can set bc I want my battery to be between 70-40 not 100-70
010
trtlsynf 🏳️‍⚧️ @turtlesynth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone else ever brush their tooths really hard and feel so refreshed and clean after? I feel so comfy and free after shower and tooth brushing I love being clean <3 I can have all the plushies and blankets I want without being scared of them getting super dirty
010