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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/11/2024

I don't want reconciliation I want revenge.

marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 16h

back in 1982 my sister got a K-Tel record for Christmas with this song on it, and she played it as incessantly as only an autistic teenager can. however she also hated almost every other song on the record, so i'm always anticipating an angry record scratch sound right at the end 😁

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 17h

Coco the cat was looking very revolutionary today, like a Soviet realist painting but even cuter

Coco the cat perched high atop my dad's car, looking towards the bright and glorious future :3

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 22h

chat, should i get bangs? they're calling out to me like the Green Goblin's mask...

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When me and my friends get into a fight:

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

btw this comment got me banned from Reddit for two days, i won on appeal but it's a good reminder to think twice before posting like i'm on a phpBB forum circa 2003

it's a screen cap from a Reddit thread, on r/4tran, where i made a comment that might be construed as promoting violence on account of how in that comment i said something that might look like it was promoting violence if you're a dumbass Reddit mod

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Geoffy am become potato, destroyer of meadow voles

geoffy the orange is perched on a kitchen chair with all his limbs tucked under his body

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the sunflowers we planted? zero blooms. the sunflowers that happened because birds are fucking slobs? THIS! in conclusion, doing things on purpose just isn't worth it, and you should never put any effort into anything. on an entirely unrelated topic, voice training is really really difficult 🫩

it's a bunch of brightly blooming sunflowers underneath our bird feeder, also you can see the firewood corral in the background, cuz Winter Is Coming

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BEEFCAAAKE 💪 on some subconscious level i can't ever seem to keep my trousers up high enough, imma have to start wearing suspenders like i'm secretly the trombonist for a ska band

me looking like an exhausted 50 year old dork

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i cleaned my room, so i could access my full-length mirror, and Coco the cat was ASTOUNDED that i was capable of such basic competencies 😸

Coco the cat look round eyed with delight at my room that was no longer filled with old dishes and dirty clothes

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

and it was in this moment that i realized that i had attained Gnosis, and this Knowledge of the Divine both thrilled and terrified me in equal measure

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

also i saw this meme last night and it felt like it was aimed directly at me lmao

It's a meme that modified the Incel vs Chad meme so that the Incel is a trans woman who is still boymoding after 4 years and and and look voice training is really fucking hard OKAY? and

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

hey thanks li'l orange bro, you're being very helpful right now!

Geoffy l'Orange is sitting on the keyboard of the Lenovo laptop i'm fixing for my mom, giving me the most insouciant look

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Friendly Neighborhood Transsexual @icanfly42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Spicy political post time: Sometimes it feels like this is how the median "centrist" reacts to finding out what the medical research unanimously supports in regards to trans health for minors:

Nazis burning books from the institute of sexology

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

YouTube just gave me an AI Lego ad advertising Gnosticism? it had a chart that showed the Rothschilds controlling the world economy in conjunction with the Illuminati? because of the Ethiopian Orthodox Bible somehow? also why did my ad-blocker stop working?

A Lego businessman, a Lego pope, a Lego hooded freemason, a Lego king, and a Lego General Zhukov are standing in a circle looking conspiratorial, while the caption reads "it buried itself inside the families that have held power ever since", with "it" being the divine spark of Gnosis, and not "it" being "diseases resulting from centuries of inbreeding"

Lego dude looking at a book showing the Nephilim bloodline

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Please excuse my fear It's just we disappear I can see new lines On our faces once clear We are lonely animals Here for such a short time baby Destined to be fossil fuels Life is for the living We're alive christianhansen.bandcamp.com/album/swans?...

christianhansen.bandcamp.com

Swans, by Christian Hansen & the Autistics

4 track album

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

politics posting may be miserable work, BUT it also makes me feel stupid and it gets strangers angry at me, so in the end, y'know, Cui bono? which is Latin for "cute boner" fyi

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Freelander @freelander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have worked with so many fucking newfies whose sole ambition in life is to get a lifted pickup truck to drive back home so they can fuck their sister.

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

progesterone progress report: fatter tummy, fatter titties, lurid and hormonally incoherent dreams, and i'm picking a lot of fights on reddit, so... 8/10?

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

oh my god i love this freaking universe sometimes 😍

it's a screen cap from pcgamer about the frontman of breaking Benjamin stopping a concert in order to rant about a beef he's having with his fellow Fallout4 modders

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

hahaha everyone should follow this "marshwort" character, they're a delight!

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Coco the cat having an existential crisis because she heard the geese overhead flying south for winter 😿 me too, Coco, me too

a cat, a squat tabby named Corona, is perched on a lawn chair with a look of wide eyed consternation on her fuzzy little face

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

also check out the new t-shirt i got 😎 if my boobs weren't squashed under a sports bra you could see how the raccoon looks like it's biting my left titty 🦝

it's a shirt being worn by me that says "live fast eat trash" and it's a parody of a famous piece of art only the two humans driving the car have been replaced with a possum and a raccoon

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

first of all, the concept of a dojo where your sensei barks scripture at you in between high-kicks is hilarious, secondly, i know it's AI, but-- the anatomy of the two fighting silhouettes confuses the everliving fuck out of me 🤔

It's a flyer I saw posted on the small town pharmacy i was at, it's advertising "cornerstone jujitsu", which is Christian Martial arts, and it has an illustration of two dudes grappling and judging by the comparative anatomy they are mostly likely Slendermen or things from the hit movie "The Thing"

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

following r/alchemy on Reddit has been a very enlightening experience 🙂‍↕️ and boy oh boy, the things those people are doing with their own piss, it's mind-blowing i tells ya

it's a meme of Seinfeld where Kramer's apartment is all red cuz of Kenny Rogers chicken only this time the meme format has been changed to act like Kramer is performing alchemical works in pursuit of the Philosopher's stone ohohohoho how DROLL

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Maddy B. Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026

gyre getting wide as hell and that falconer ain't shouting for shit I tell you what

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

guess what your ol' pal Marshwort tested positive for on the allergy test i had today? if you guessed "cockroaches" well then a winner is you! i'm so nonplussed, there's no roaches at my place and i've never lived anywhere where there was roaches, so what the fuck?

my forearm covered in numbers cuz i was undergoing an allergy test

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

any animal poop experts want to chime in on what made this poop? in a rural area west of Edmonton, it's like the size of human poops, full of undigested seeds and plant material and some animal hair

it's a closeup picture of some POOP i found on the road beside my house

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

me yesterday: everything is pointless, everyone hates me, death beckons me towards the grave with cold and crook'd finger also me yesterday: oh fuck, did i forget to change my estradiol patches for like almost a week? did i also forget to eat? i am the unreliable narrator in my own life story 😑

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

2016: i'm poor, sad, living in a house with a rotting roof and broken plumbing that i can't afford to repair, taking care of my helpless family 2026: i am poor, long-covidy, living in a mobile home with a rotting roof and no running water, taking care of my helpless family i just want a shower 😭

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i thought all the bicycling i been doing would have given me mighty Thighs of Iron but apparently it ended up being less Iron and more Jell-O 🤔

a finger (mine) poking a pale and enormous grublike creature (my thigh)

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

learning how to bullshit in order to escape the consequences of my own ADHD is how i ended up with a BA in English, an almost-BA in History, and a career in Analytical Chemistry 🫡

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!"

Coco the cat looking like she's about to Break Bard and start dropping stanzas from the Classics

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i think my own personal Criterion Closet is really starting to come together 😏 can you believe i picked up these fine pieces of kino for exactly zero dollars because i found them at the garbage dump?

i found two boxes of old VHS movies, mostly from an old out-of-business video store apparently, and oh my god it's all the shittiest action movies from the 80s that i had to watch at other people's houses cuz my parents wouldn't let me rent them because "they're horrible trash" which yeah okay yes they are, but so am i, MOM

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Sun is shinin' in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped rainin' Everybody's in a play And don't you know It's a beautiful new day Hey-ey-hey!

Hey there, Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around, see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Hey there, Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around, see what you do
Everybody smiles at you

it's the lyrics for "Mr blue skies" by ELO, and the picture is of a beautiful Alberta sky in summer that i took in the brief time it wasn't actually fucking raining

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

anyways, here's a sweet Amanita muscaria var. guessowii i found growing near my house 🤤

a Amanita muscaria var. guessowii fairly freshly popped out of the ground, it's cap just starting to open up

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

ugh i think i might have got the kind of progesterone that makes you depressed and not the kind that gives you big boobs and a functioning libido-- fucking wait a minute, when did i last change my estradiol patches, is that why i feel like this, fucking GODDAMNIT okay disregard this and prior skeet

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"you've found a powerful item indeed, brave traveler, for a Precious Geoffrey is said to shield adventurers from even the most dark and powerful of dungeon magicks..."

is geoffy the wondrous orange kitty with his little chin resting on my hand, so that all you can see is kitty head

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

a very confused little dark-eyed junco flew down the chimney this afternoon and was trapped inside the wood stove, and it was so black with soot it looked like a tiny crow 😗 it was very happy once it was released outside but it's a good reminder for me to check the chimney for nests before winter

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

he demanded a piece of chicken, i had no choice, i'm not in trouble at ALL

Geoffy the cat, of oranged hew and razored claw, eyes squinted in exultant delight as a morsel of rotisserie chicken begins its passage thru his toothed maw 😸

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

somebody licked my pizza when i wasn't paying attention 😱

Coco the cat with her tongue sticking out having just successfully passed a stealth check (natural 20) so that she could lick the cheese on the pizza feast that lays before me on the table

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