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Ryan Jung

@turbodonkey.bsky.social
76 followers 183 following 1.3K posts

Not an artist, dog lover, or avid reader.

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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Concrete?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This makes sense. They owed “waymo” money than they could ever pay back.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paul Thomas Cruiser
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks like a DJ Douggpound edit
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Made it up to Horsetooth?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, he did injure himself in a stupid way.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you hear him mumbling about the bananas? “ate them all of course”
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You better get Beau Jo’s pizza.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This gets you halfway there:
whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com
What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner
What the fuck should you make for dinner? We will provide your indecisive self with some ideas.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More like fallopian tubi
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My nine year old
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Switch 2 when?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can someone put yakety sax over this?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dog ate a nitrile glove and passed it the next day, so she proved that’s possible.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Violationgami.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll join the Patreon if you promise a Four Loko butt chug (circa 2011) episode.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where is Delocated?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jay Weingarten is about as alpha as you can get.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be
Devil Makes Three - "For Good Again" - HearYa Live Session 6/4/09
YouTube video by Hear Ya
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looks like The Athletic saw your post: www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...
nytimes.com
He was one of baseball's top closers. Now he's a world-traveling archaeologist
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
ALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitch said “electronic”
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s pretty popular in this house.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to do that.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be
OJ The Alien (Feat. Dr. Dazzle) - Wiseguys On Mars
YouTube video by Patrick’s Crazy Channel
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m pressing Reese’s peanut butter chips into Nutella over here.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like Seth would be great for @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social. New Maine News was great.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Loved hearing Ben Folds open the Nirvanna the Band movie.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Beware of @mikejmika.bsky.social
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lisa Löb?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Original Blake Street Bomber.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Which can also be marriage
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bound and gagged congressman
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They’re calling him the “Ben Collins of The Babylon Bee” now
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your dog sniffing you hesitantly on your return.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Used to frequent Doc Rickett’s Lab (the bar) in Monterey when I was a dirty young man
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@cbbworld.bsky.social this true?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Billy Joel can write a tune though
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Show me a 9.5 graded A-10 Warthog
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is boomer cosplay
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don’t forget the pedophiles
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s nice they could give this 80 year old man the spotlight at the twilight of his life.
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