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Please Judge me. I want to make sure my prozack is working.

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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bears, beats, booty cheek hairs on toilet seats.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When my wife asks me what number I'm going to the bathroom for.
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James Cameron 🇨🇦 @lumin8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cause of death:
“Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died.”
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's nice to know that there are people out there that share the same stim as me.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's very odd how trauma works. One minute I'm complete joyful and having a good day playing grab ass and acting a fool. The next, I hear something or smell something that triggers a memory of hurt then I spend the next 2 days trying to rebuild my mind and try to convince myself that I don't suck.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New StarFox is amazingly good. Especially if you are into handsome foxes.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't really like reading Manga that's not completed but man. This read slaps hard. Haunted Peak
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Currently blowing a hella butt trumpet in communal bathroom at work.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Im watching the Odussy right now and the two oldest ladies come in with their popcorn and sodas. So cute.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey Google, when is Charlie Kork day?
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Odyssey didn't really happen guys. It didn't.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
4 times greater than any other FIFA ever held.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kane should call Trump if he's going to complain about bs.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friendly Reminder
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What kind of son of bitch leaves a voicemail?
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Never had a Belgium waffle but damn, I can't wait to have one!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i remember we found some british porno back in the day it was just a website of jpgs of a nude person getting beans poured on them in a bathtub, it was haunting. theyve been through a lot on that island, they needed this tonight
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump calling FIFA to overturn a red card is the equivalent of my mom calling my high school to complain about me getting detention.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dear comedians thank you for ruining podcasts.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Boycott FIFA
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At this point I'd say we all just boycott lego. Let them know that the resale market is run by corrupt assholes that only want money and not what the toys were intially designed for. To be fucking played with. Damn.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
how i treat my computers every time i look at component prices these days
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I wish we had a live cam on JD Vance at all times.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So Mormons are really into Legos... Like really into Legos.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dear diary I shitted.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Re:Zero is a downright emotional rollercoaster.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This weather and a good anime. Damn.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Never really realized how normal my public school was until I dated a girl who went to a Christian high school. I'll take stabbing and gun scares ever day over unbelievable guilt, trauma, and down right abuse.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
ssh root@your_mom
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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ya girl Riana @diyferret.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the whole timeliness reacting to Starfox
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 09/05/2026
honda ridgeline with gadsden flag specialty plates and thin blue line punisher skull hitch cover is giving "vasectomy"
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Got to drive over 6 hours this weekend. May.
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me when I'm dropping hints about what I want for dinner
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos
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Barg @barghestblack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Letting my sister add things to my tomodachi island
Sister drawing the Quiznos spongmonkey in Tomodachi life
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Again?
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My face when I chanced the fart and lose.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My co-workers get me
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/04/2026
I wish they cared this much about shootings when it happens to children at school.
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Volume 1, 9/10
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 09/04/2026
donut chip
Big fat ruffled potato chip with a small hole in the center
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ladies love when you refer to your computer as "my rig"
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Turbo @turb-0.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I may not have a retirement plan but my children will be taken care of.
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