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Tyler Waters

@tswaters.bsky.social
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Now listen buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like, "what is beauty" because that would fall within the confines of your pervues of philosophy.... No, I solve -practical- problems. #yyj

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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 1h
Having a thought on the Monroe Doctrine. This is basically the idea that "we [Americans] do our own colonizing over here, tyvm, we don't need no foreign European powers interfering with that."
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3h
total legend www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Nigeria charges man with running fictitious government agency
A Nigerian man accused of illegally creating a government agency, installing himself as its ‌boss and securing federal budget allocations for it was charged in court on Wednesday with forgery and impe...
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Rivikah @rivikah.bsky.social · 5h
Meanwhile, I am pissed off that we didn't get a larger property tax increase this last cycle. We voted directly for a property tax increase and then council spends all this time debating what to cut to minimize the increase? No. Give us the increase we voted for. (This is about the pool)
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 23h
Finally got my watch to record the bike ride. Someone suggested to me Vancouver Street, which is a great suggestion, the whole scariness of cook st is avoided completely, much less busy street. I think next time I try Richardson down to St. Charles, that'll be the boundary of lime zone. Tour de #yyj
Lime receipt
30 Sep 2026 (5:00 PM - 5:46 PM)
12.2 km distance, 45:56 time.
Cost: 11.50 reduced to 0.00Map of Victoria overlaid with a bike route. Fort to Vancouver, down through Beacon Hill, along Dallas Rd to Dock Rd, along the shared lanes in James Bay to Superior St, Then to Government, up to Wharf, along the Johnson St Bridge. Vic west harbour path to the trestle, Gorge Rd East to Hillside, Blanshard, back down Fort.Hear rate graph overlaid with speed. Average speed: 20.6km/h. Max speed: 34.2km/h. Avg heart rate 155bpm. Max heart rate 185bpm
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 23h
WALK. Don't drive.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Specifically referring to Mike Harris here. I'm pretty sure he hasn't visited downtown Victoria since 2016, and gets all his views about this place from the lead-brained boomer takes on Facebook. There's a non-zero chance he rips up every single bike lane given the chance. I wouldn't put it past him
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thoughts on the #yyj municipal election. I think there's a lot of candidates out there that are decrying a "crisis" in the city , accusing existing elected of being arrogant, not listening to the public, and ramming $NICHE_PROJECT_SOME_NIMBY_TOLD_ME_ABOUT through council without any consultation.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*scene: Lieutenant Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore decides to go for a Sunday afternoon trip to the local Costco.* > Do you smell that? Background solider: what?? > YOU SMELL THAT? Gasoline, Son. Nothing in the world smells like that. Smells like.... Capitalism.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't actually own an orange shirt, unfortunately. I do have a single piece of orange clothing, this toque.
A dishevelled man wearing an orange toque with a partially broken Nike swoosh
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't even fathom the mindset of anyone not groking those 3 things. Where does that even come from? Seems foreign to me (indeed, Canadian)
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 30/09/2026
And accessible, yes.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Abortion is healthcare. Healthcare should be universally covered.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#yyj ok, calling this "tour de victoria" it took me a little under an hour, I wasn't going too hard, more in it for the views than anything else. I'm going to need to document this with a proper map, photos and the like, but for now I've got the route more or less mapped out in my head.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
> We are talking about a failed political system that allows one man in the White House the arbitrary power to threaten violence against democratic neighbours with impunity. You've hit the nail on the head there.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is brutal
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Minister shouldn't have any abilities to direct employees back to work if it's in the national interest. If you want to go down that road, make funding available to bridge the gap between workers and management. Forcing people to work is unjust and should be an unaliable human right, if you ask me
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got a photo near Jutland showing some of the temporary city works a couple of weeks back.... I think they've done a great job of it so far. Just shows me it's pretty easy to add these types of lanes. It seems such a hassle & annoyance for many, but I like that the project is able to move smoothly.
Photo of Jutland & waterfront cresc. showing temporary protected bike land
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Canada is the wind at the sails of the Americans back. Makes a good economy great. Without that push, stale air. This is the "finding out" part of the show. No surprise if Trump administration doesn't even acknowledge California wineries until they vote Republican (Santa Barbara is a dem stronghold)
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This reminds me of Mr. Willy. He's such a scardey cat when anyone is in his space, but is otherwise a little bossy, bold & sassy. He was rehomed to me after a young family couldn't keep up with his needs/antics, this is him first night, sleeping under some coats & peeking out from the bed.
a tuxedo cat hiding under a bunch of coatsa tuxedo cat peering cautiously from under a bed, looking out for intruders
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's like that story with James Cameron describing how to greenlight Aliens, the first sequel to Alien. He went up to a whiteboard that said "Alien" and added a dollar sign.... except its Mars. Unironically shipping earth's dwindling resources into a pipe dream in the sky.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
creating *byproducts*. If there's not enough [...] it leaves toxic *wastes*. Got a bit muddled there. My kingdom for an edit button
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've been thinking about this a lot - a sort of existentialism tied to the species. One thing about permian-triasic is the planet did end up coming out of what was by all accounts a worse catastrophe than we're seeing today. Permian dying was the only one noted for killing off insects, plants
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Susan Kim 김수잔 @susankimyyj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Loughton: When were Old Town guidelines established? The current parkade wouldn't have fit in! How did it get approved and built? Staff: Completed in 1960, predating Old Town design guidelines. Loughton: Well, maybe that's why we adopted the Old Town guidelines!
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Susan Kim 김수잔 @susankimyyj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Caradonna: We're not debating whether or not to have a parkade. That ship has sailed. We're debating what's going to replace it. Our collective vision for downtown is more people, through housing, activation, arts/culture, etc. Particularly like this well-designed plaza.
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does 80/20 tie to political things? Some say everything needs to be rebuilt, but I'm not so sure. How close is this to reality, "80% of us are well fed & sheltered" ... Random stoned thought, so I haven't done any research to see if it's close. Ballpark maybe?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someday this war is going to be over
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
‘Can I have a sip of your coffee?’ ‘Is that a flute?’ ‘Can I try it?’
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flashback to 2022. I've upgraded the image rendering so it uses webp and should save some bandwidth. Get a ticket about ancient safari not showing images properly, the page is white, no text because authors embedded text in images without populating alt, it was also inaccessible. Closed WONTFIX.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Canadian Eagle, everyone
Picture of a bald eagle
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RFK Jr.’s new drive to get us off anti-depressants brings home the vast number of death’s he’s already been personally responsible for, and the sheer amount of suffering. I believe that he alone, even among the crew he’s a part of, will be remembered as something other than, worse than, a villain.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is a really funny chart, and I'm trying to deconstruct how it relates. I feel like I've just been called a conservative neolib, but what I really did was "didn't bother to tell conservative & liberal apart" you clearly aren't "extremely right" as my snide kneejerk claimed.... a leftist trait.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's better than those kill shelters those SF VC firms have been funding!
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flashback to the year 2001, we are sitting in a cheap 70s apartment, listening to dj shadow's organ donar, high AF, just watching the winamp visualizations. It was version 2.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flashback to 2017, a project manager is running standup. He goes down line by line on his spreadsheet with each line a ticket. Searches JIRA for each ticket, looks up assignee adds to a multi-line column, "progress", which is an open-ended paragraph rehashing the update. This is an hour long meeting
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ok, but two things: 3. Every citizen of Canada has the right to vote in an election of members of the House of Commons or of a legislative assembly 15. Every individual is equal before and under the law and has the right to the equal protection and equal benefit of the law without discrimination
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These glasses, it reminds me of a theme/character from one of the sprawl trilogy books, where the lives of rich & famous are recorded and broadcast, often from first person view. It's not all that different than walking around with a webcam on your head, but maybe a little bit more trendy and subtle
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
youtube.com
Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Someone needs to have a sit-down with the boys at Google finance about the direction the platform is taking.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was at the show at Market Square in #yyj #ywh Friday and was wandering around. There's a third floor that is mostly offices, the balcony along the top goes all the way around, but the south side isn't accessible, they must lock it during the weekend.
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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
slopulism is gonna kill us all
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Am I out of touch? No! It's the children that are wrong.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's quite a bit larger. My province, BC is about twice the size of Texas. In Canada there are large concentrations of people in the city and vast and wide stretches where there is nothing. Some stupid thing like 90% of the population is within some sliver of range of the US border, south of Calgary
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
More concerned with anti-tech doomerism tbh. There are cases today where the only way to provide written feedback to program administration is through the written letter. There should be a physical & digital interface for all things. It's an accessibility thing, the blade cuts both ways.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someday this war is going to be over
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I must admit that anything I've learned about this platner guy has been against my will. I hadn't even heard of the dude prior to a week ago, and learning about everything, it's like turning over a log and termites crawl out.
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Here's a better photo showing the two of them. Both of these are from ~Nov '24 both very old girls. (Both passed within a week or two of eachother around this time)
Mischa the cat licking Tatiana the cat
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This reminds me of my cat Mischa. She passed a few years ago. Here is a photo of her with my dad, she would've been about 22 in this picture. My dad gave this cat cheese ONCE and ever after was mauled for food, even if he didn't have any.
Cat mauling a man for food, even though he doesn't have any
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