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Cthulhu Fhtagn!

@tsojcanth.bsky.social
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Victorian Dad Northerner. Father of Northerners. Grandfather of Northerners. Apparently metal is just a phase 🤘 #pnefc #whitegoldwielder #TTRPG Never seen a ghost *taps* Is this thing on?

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly reading @generalboles.bsky.social commentary I think it's worth every penny
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...just like their titles
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Fozzie Bear Wow
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais, with mild green, hairy lip squid.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calling Thor Shot
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James Elder @jameselder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s only a sham deal if it’s from the Shampagne region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling fabrication.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You lucky people!
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CC @generalboles.bsky.social
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Omg Popcorn
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CC @apiln.bsky.social
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the only thing getting older gets you is the slight chance that your many fuckups give you a little perspective and some don't even get that, they just go through life never having a twinge of imposter syndrome and those are the most dangerous people in the world
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From everyone's 2nd team (I paraphrase) to the new Millwall. What a journey.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🙏
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*pulls out spreadsheet and deletes first placed team then renumbers remaining places
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No pic 😢
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm actually interested in reading this story but the Suffolk News website is such a clusterfuck I can't
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From man who doesn't know his own address
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They also paid £5M for Jon Macken. 🤨
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's also the old area code for Sheffield. It change to from 0742 to 01142 decades ago. Someone's intel is shockingly out of date.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd take coat though. Always a bit parky in Burscough. No really, it is always colder than Skem.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get away from me!
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This. Can I work with this person.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Weirdly this is from last week... bsky.app/profile/tsoj...
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watched the first five mins before I went to work. Settling down this evening to see how Govey performs. Plus Chris 'there is a tape' Steel in the house.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5 o'clock somewhere
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thy or thine?
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who's council tax is paying for that copper?
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's his WTF face that sells it
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a life.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I could make a joke about the Dalek but I won't
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe next time the Doctor/companion could attempt to achieve something, placing them in dramatic tension with some kind of antagonist, and their reactions to adversity could tell us something about them / the human experience. OR just do another season of Four People Say Things In a Room.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate this weather.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a Brit the correct term is 'it's pissing down'
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You have time it so she drops the eggs just as the strings end but worth it.
Old school cybermen performing a musical number on the Moon
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just relived the moment. Poetry.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Repeating crossbows. Guy from the Carry on films. What else do you need?
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jack Palance. The defence rests M'lud.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, hear me out. If you drop the needle on the record of 'Two tribes' by FGTH at the start of the fight with the magic egg mist it ROCKS. Trust me I'm a scientist.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Evergreen
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How to retire at 55
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hold my beer
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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
show's over you snooze you lose.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
how can i be sure i’m in the right timeline
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rain again.
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Frank-N-Furter with Anatoly Chernenko a very close second
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Dom White @domw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So, like, FIFA did this thing while you were away …
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*nods in Preston North End*
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I see your gas and raise you roar like a lion
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Cthulhu Fhtagn! @tsojcanth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I humbly submit Dog
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