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Rose 🌹

@tsarchasm.bsky.social
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21, Canadian, Trans Woman, Nerd.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
So Mace walked into the House today with her arm in a sling and posted 500 tweets that she was the victim of a violent assault and THIS is what happened????
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Steal his look
Captain Haddock with a duffel bag slung over shoulder. Looking typically gruffAlex Haus of Decline wearing black jacket, blue cable knit sweater with anchor insignia, black tights and black boots.
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thank god the woke content detector exists, otherwise I wouldn't have guessed "Democratic socialism simulator" is full of disgusting un-based and un-patriotic socialism!
According to the woke content detector, Democratic socialism simulator is woke because it contains overtly pro-socialism messaging.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 22/11/2024
One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
In the Age of Misinformation, let's remember these headlines after the Titanic sank. During wireless chatter, someone asked: "Are the Titanic passengers safe?” An answer came: "The ship is being towed to Halifax and everyone is ok." That 2nd transmission didnt refer to the Titanic, hence the error.
A collection of newspapers declaring that no lives were lost in the sinking of the Titanic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/10/2024
American Psychiatric Association Adds ‘Obsessive Categorization Of Mental Conditions’ To ‘DSM-5’ theonion.com/american-psy...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2024
Dog Looks At Owner Who Put It In Costume Like Mafia Don Betrayed By Loyal Consigliere theonion.com/dog-looks-at...
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
doe, a deer, a female deer ray, a flattened cartilaginous fish in the superorder batoidea, closely related to the sharks, notable for their enlarged pectoral fins which they flap to—
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/10/2024
i’m a one issue voter and i’ll vote for whichever party vows to put elon musk in jail for the crime of being too cringe
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
*I fall off the kitchen counter, smacking my head and making the loudest noise of all time* My dog, sprinting in: IS THERE FOOD ON THE FLOOR
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/10/2024
i think that random dropshippers may accidentally be forging new aesthetic frontiers
mug that says "slommy" with image of sliced salamishirt with image of scary skeleton and it says "i have homosexual tendencies"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The only good video games are the ones where you turn it on and have to immediately make character choices in systems you do not and will never understand. Oh I could be "The Patrician" and earn +20% Dogma, but then I couldn't be "The Conciliatress" with its the unique turn bonus "Warband Whispers".
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Louis CK sorry for the strokes Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Scientology sorry for bad religion CIA sorry for dead kennedys Lazy texters sorry for u2 Owl sorry for the who Blind dog sorry for wet leg Orange juice sorry for pulp UK beef industry sorry for madness
A BBC headline from October last year that reads “Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins” and underneath is a picture of carved pumpkins, pre and post smashing
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 26/10/2024
Calvin is my ADHD king.
Hobbes walks up to Calvin playing in a sandbox and asks "Do you have an idea for your project yet?" and Calvin replies "No I'm waiting for inspiration. [Next panel] You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood." Hobbes asks, "What mood is that?"

"Last-minute panic."
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Rose 🌹 @tsarchasm.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
The saturation point was reached in Janurary 2020
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natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
i’m a real artist
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Rose⁺ @mewmus.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Wanting tech that: - Looks Nice - Feels Good - Works Well - Lasts a Decade Shouldn't be an impossible combination to achieve, but here we are
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Geoffrey Mugford @namidasai.itch.io · 22/10/2024
I’ve been investigating #bitsy as a teaching tool for #gamedev It’s worked well as a taster day making people realise that “game dev isn’t as impossible as you think” Now I need a follow up lesson that gets them to realise “actually, it’s a damn miracle games ever get made” so that they scope down
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Is that Chekhov?
He's got a gun!!
Chekhov fires his gun - blam blam!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
The secret to making a video game is you gotta think of a button for the player to press before things happen on the screen
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If my ADHD could allow me to finish a single game this month it would be OUTSTANDING. Someone come force me to do it. Goodness.
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