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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space

@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social
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“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass. PSN: RageSqwirrel XBox: RageSqwirrel

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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When @themalevelonmauler.bsky.social hit me up with a stoned spaghettification musing the other night… I never thought I’d be so amused with not letting it die, but here we are. “it’s fucking called spaghettification, Erin!” ….. indeed. 🤣
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The second ear stood 2-3 months ago. He’s also now 90 lbs.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m back. But not really. Hope you’ve been well. Love you all.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thank you, to the couple of people who reached out. Sorry, to those I haven’t been present for, or been a good friend to, with all of my absence. Love and life is… hard. And sometimes you don’t like what you see when you look at things. And, for those that were in the know, Sushi is recovering.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So. I’ve been gone for a bit. There’s… a lot of reasons. Mental health issues abundant, spine injury, and… realizing during those that I really wasn’t important to people that I was supposed to be important to? Definitely compounded things. So.. I’m still somewhat gone.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
She is my everything. Finding out she needs a surgery on what is now a complete cranial cruciate ligament tear is just breaking my fucking heart. My poor baby.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This game really does bring me such joy lmao
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m still among the living. Ish. Hope you’ve all been good
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hard same.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Soooooo… Akuma is 10 weeks old, and 28.8 lbs… we taking bets on when these ears stand?
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🤷‍♀️🤣
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Alright. Finally home. What did I actually miss? I heard about Control.. anything else worth mention?
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Y’all need to calm down and stop acting like rabies cases. It ain’t that deep. Kojima is the goat, never said he wasn’t. Geoff is just… Geoff.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’m not watching the game awards today because I’m in clinic… so.. if someone could let me know what a Kojima glaze fest Geoff turns it into this year, that would be superb. K thx bye 😘
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Suddenly my historical depression in relationships makes sense. Lmfao
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I’ve been fairly MIA. Holiday season isn’t great for me and been dealing with care of loved ones. I hope you’ve all been well. Be good to one another ❤️🫶
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Cory is doing thingggssss.. go give a follow, he’s one of the 🐐s
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m so utterly sick of boomers being absolute shit to kids just trying to be good and conscientious members of society. Like… why? What does it serve? Are they SO miserable they just want to inflict it on everyone else? Good lord. Go polish the “nice” dishes you won’t use, Sharon.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I don’t know why.. but finding out a fkn WAYMO drove right into a police stand off just gives me such joy. ESPECIALLY after SF getting so many stuck in a dead end road? Yes. YESSSS. Chaos!!!
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
🤷‍♀️
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
On today’s episode of 45 and crashing out: I made the mistake of logging into my work email and realizing it’s been 2 weeks since a simple QUESTION has been AVOIDED by management rather than denied. Yet more time I’m being held hostage in this role. Gatekept. And they won’t state why.
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two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "
ALT: two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate. Have an amazing day either way if you don’t. Hope your day is filled with love, regardless. 🫶
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I don’t even know how many games I’ve beat this year. Been bad about keeping count. HOWEVER. I finally got around to finishing playing Stray, all late and shit. Uh… why was I not warned I was going to FEEL THINGS. 😭😭😭
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
People say the wildest shit when coming out of anesthesia. One of my besties moms just now: “Don’t trust the jello, man. Unsafe!” …. And then a snore… and then a giggle. I’m going to forever wonder if it was jello, man…. Or a jello man. There WAS a pause… but…
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
On today’s episode of “things that escalated quickly”
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Sir. That is not a reasonable place to breakdance.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I adore him but he’s almost assured everyone I gift to is getting sourdough bread for Christmas on top of the usual fudge and cookies. Thank him and his audacity for the weight gain.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
45, crashing out, crying myself to sleep, and hating a job while a certification is being gatekept on purpose is exactly where I want to be in life. No. Really.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I was almost unalived today. Choking on a drink. Because I was asked the silliest question…
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I had a triple shot espresso drink… and a winter edition Red Bull… I definitely need more espresso, yes?
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Was this post even posted by Geoff? The world may never know.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If anyone knows me, they know if there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s Geoff and all his Geoffing about. The only thing he’s serious about is how much he wants Kojima to slap him with his dick. Geoff clarifying he’s Geoff is like my mother signing her texts messages. I. Had. To.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Bad mental health days are so much easier when your people are TRULY your people.. and don’t take it as an attack, or anything other than what it is when my brain is being mad unkind. Again. I love them so much.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
“Why are we like this?” Wednesday edition… apparently thick thighs do save lives.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I desperately need this kinda shit in my travel life.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Apparently Legend of Zelda live action movie pictures dropped. If Link doesn’t just make weird and unhinged ass noises the whole time, and the chickens aren’t deadly, I don’t even care. I said what I said.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
When you and your best friend are basically the same person. And also it explains so much about… SO MUCH. 🤣🤣🤣
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I just read “The Department of Agriculture estimates that the average American eats 8.5 lbs of pickles a year.” Just wanted to let you know… I’m like 99% certain @mrtechguy.bsky.social and I are probably cancelling out a fair few pickle haters. Once you add @dominowolf.bsky.social it’s over lmao
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It’s starting againnnnnn 🥹🥹
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If y’all can’t see the aurora tonight… for the first time in my 45 years on this planet it’s dipped far enough south that I can.. so.. here you go!
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way. Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I don’t know what kind of pokemon he is… but he’s my favorite. 🥹
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Also, it’s N7 day. Go play Mass Effect if you never have. Play it again if you have. That is all.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m sorry, I hate bringing the scum here but I figure we could all use a laugh on a Friday morning. The mental illness is real. Nevermind the logistics of that many camels.. why is anyone trying to pretend goat kebabs ain’t better than hot dogs. Be serious. 🤣🤣
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Oh look. It’s like we’d rather see children EAT. Hell yeah.
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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 in Dad Space @ragesqwirrel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Awww I hear the “I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” jackass conceded. AWWW POVERINO… 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 happy for all my NY friends.
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