Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One more gnaw, one more chew, and I will have fixed this fingernail. 110
Reposted by Widening GyrosScribble M. Horror @scribblemhorror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay, I am making this: www.imaginaryhistory.org/untitledunde... Let me know if you'd like to claim a section. First Phase ends December 31st. I will 100% be extremely slow about keeping up with updating things, but I promise to get there eventually.imaginaryhistory.orgUntitled Underworld Project 342
Reposted by Widening GyrosAnthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My Dinner with Andre in the Backrooms 051
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gonna see Coheed & Cambria in a few days and I’m fuckin stoked. 020
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Your skill in Classic Fishing has increased to 5. 020
Reposted by Widening GyrosMatthew Murray 🦇 @midnitelibrary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think ultimately, what it comes down to is that I do not want to be more productive. And I definitely do not want to pay some corporation so that I can be more productive. 0121
Reposted by Widening Gyrosbea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thou used to hail me on my elf horn 📯 1193
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if The Big Lebowski came out today the line would be "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go do a mythic raid" or something like that 010
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"God made man in his image. You were printed on a machine with a jammed metaphysical cartridge." hah, yeah 130
Reposted by Widening GyrosSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026The computer can’t improve on you… because computer could never dream of you 239461
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When your dog drinks a normal amount of water: “Aw, she was THIRSTY!!” 000
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Paying $45 to crank the Lovense on the Lindt Master Chocolatier 0123
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An apple just fell on my head and all i invented was a new swear word 010
Reposted by Widening GyrosJohnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk @andysell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026More like James TalaPOBRE, right? 021
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I also do not wish to be buried in a pet sematary [sic] but I think there’s a very small chance of that happening so I’m not worried about it. 030
Reposted by Widening Gyroshenry ✷ @strange.website · 13/09/2026pulled over by police. cop approaches my window. after an eternity of gruff silence, he speaks. "son" he says, veteran sheriff patience. "son..you know how much fun you were having back there?" I look up. a sparkle in his eye. he grins. we lock arms, press our foreheads together, howling like wolves 0322
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Playing retail WoW for the first time in more than a decade and what even is most of this shit 120
Reposted by Widening GyrosZach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Baywatch but it’s Hudson Bay and they’re all Labrador Retrievers 011
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Making a mental list of all the companies who couldn’t be bothered to email me on my birthday, but who now think it’s totally fine to reach out about 9/11. 060
Reposted by Widening GyrosSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 09/09/2026New Clown Theories 2026. What are the current theories on clowns? Clown mystery 3142
Reposted by Widening Gyrosaj-boston.neocities.org @aj-boston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026pov when you're sitting in the buck chair 0102
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My "Beef: Real Food for Real People" hat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the hat. 0102
Reposted by Widening GyrosIt’s Just G @itsjustgart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#swordtember #4 Comedy 48423
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026FYI your kid is over here. FYI my kid is being mean to your kid. FYI I’m starting a band with your kid. 020
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am a child of god and should not be subject to “discord notifications” 020
Reposted by Widening GyrosMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Grad students don't sound terrified when you talk challenge level impossible 0161
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Really getting into it on Discord about the English-language voice performances in the different US releases of Neon Genesis Evangelion while my wife is going to bed and telling me, "Don't stay up too late." 120
Reposted by Widening Gyroshenry ✷ @strange.website · 13/11/2024about:blank is a beautiful name for a baby girl 4387
Reposted by Widening GyrosRoundEarthSociety @roundearthsociety.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Why is all the future technology designed by the dad from Gremlins? 081
