Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 5mForming a super pac focused on keeping my dog off the couch right after she’s been outside in the rain. 120
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Phew, what a beautiful album this is. The Laurie Anderson track gives me chills just thinking about it. 010
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When we rented a car in France, the best part of every gas station was getting fresh baked goods after filling up. Talk about pain at the pump! 010
Reposted by Widening GyrosWidening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026vibecoding a big knife 061
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I know it doesn't actually go anywhere, but I've started responding to all of these texts with vivid descriptions of whatever my last nightmare was. 110
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*cat that is more charming than the human leads* *the best-lit sewer in the Apennine Peninsula* 120
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thanks to the Criterion Channel Argento collection, I am watching Inferno, and: 191
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Getting this sandwich warning as a lower back tattoo. 1133
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026President (Final Fantasy) Xi Jinping and Pope Leo (Final Fantasy) XIV 020
Reposted by Widening GyrosParkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is insane. 1763639903
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rock and Roll is short for (Rolling) Rock and Roll(ing Rock) 010
Reposted by Widening Gyrosmouse j @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026opening a batting cage where the machine shoots crossbow bolts at you and you gotta catch them with your wooden buckler and they stick halfway through and just miss your eyeball also we got go carts 031
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Amazing, thank you! For the site, could you credit the H caretaker as "Trunnion" ? 🙏 110
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One more gnaw, one more chew, and I will have fixed this fingernail. 110
Reposted by Widening GyrosScribble M. Horror @scribblemhorror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay, I am making this: www.imaginaryhistory.org/untitledunde... Let me know if you'd like to claim a section. First Phase ends December 31st. I will 100% be extremely slow about keeping up with updating things, but I promise to get there eventually.imaginaryhistory.orgUntitled Underworld Project 352
Reposted by Widening GyrosBoris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My Dinner with Andre in the Backrooms 051
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gonna see Coheed & Cambria in a few days and I’m fuckin stoked. 020
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Your skill in Classic Fishing has increased to 5. 020
Reposted by Widening GyrosMatthew Murray 🦇 @midnitelibrary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think ultimately, what it comes down to is that I do not want to be more productive. And I definitely do not want to pay some corporation so that I can be more productive. 0121
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I make the exact same face when the pizza has arrived but they are not yet distributing it. 010
Reposted by Widening Gyrosbea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thou used to hail me on my elf horn 📯 1193
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if The Big Lebowski came out today the line would be "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go do a mythic raid" or something like that 010
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They're all very fun, but that one handily wins for best turn of phrase! 010
Widening Gyros @trunnion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"God made man in his image. You were printed on a machine with a jammed metaphysical cartridge." hah, yeah 130
Reposted by Widening GyrosSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026The computer can’t improve on you… because computer could never dream of you 239563
