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Zach Rose

@djairportpanini.bsky.social
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not that heavy is the head that wears the tiara
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got postage stamps in my bag, swag
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Michael Clayton of Labradors
Black Labrador with salt and pepper snout resting his head on a sofa arm
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Explore this gift article from Wikipedia. You can read it for free without a subscription.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going on supermarket sweep and filling my cart with celery and onions
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post childcare boilermaker hitting so good rn
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That theory that Homer Simpson went into a coma in one episode and the rest of the series has been in his head? I have a similar theory except Bluey is one of the dogs from Bob and Margaret
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kaws Oldenburg
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lost episode of The Sopranos where Tony and Dr. Melfi try art therapy
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Almost three-year-old asking why the dog is a dog
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Discovering the first Toyota sold in America, the 1958 Toyopet
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s some kind of cleaner or floor wax that they use at business school that makes it smell like a car dealership
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if all Jeff Bezos ever wanted was to run a bookstore
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will never tire of the way small raindrops look on a phone screen
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys’ morning out
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ethically trained, small models running locally
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The infant menswear options are disappointingly tuxedo-focused. Nobody is thinking about the infants making business deals
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the printer and the shredder are going hard at the same time
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The “computer chess” of Business case competitions
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sailing and walking to every McDonald’s in Alaska
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting home, pouring a glass of Diet Coke, sautéing some hot dogs in a little bit of olive oil, softly playing my favorite Weird Al Yankovich album
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hedberg’s Escalator
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And (wearying as it is to keep saying this day after day, issue after issue, but it's the only constitutional language we have for it) it is an impeachable offense to attempt such a circumvention of Congress. I think it would be fair to impeache just for trial-ballooning it. 6/6
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TIL the 9/11 hijackers thought they were doing 11/9 because they weren’t used to American date formatting
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Baywatch but it’s Hudson Bay and they’re all Labrador Retrievers
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Middle age numerology
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mistyping “Amazon” in the web browser bar and discovering AMZZ, the GraniteShares 2x Long AMZN Daily ETF
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Routine brain surgery
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New Batman villain, The Toddler
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not to mention the Confederate constitution granted fewer rights to states, most notably removing the right to ban slavery.
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know where the placentas are buried
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Assuring a two-year-old that her dad and I are good friends, that we met on Tumblr circa 2009
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Eugene Levy as the face of Levi’s. Blue Jean Levy.
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wife roasting me about The Microphones, Dirty Projectors…are all these bands named after A/V equipment?
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tweeting on Blue Sky about my pleasant and efficient experience at the Social Security office
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whore’s pasta? That sounds good
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Showing up to the Keynesian beauty contest and every contestant looks exactly like John Maynard Keynes
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Where do kids come from? Well when a man and a Labrador love each other very much, they’ll find a woman who will put up with both of them
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cole Brauer, Cole Hocker, Cole Escola…2024 was such a year for them
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You’re probably thinking, “No personal pizzas? So people are just buying and eating full size pies?” But here’s the thing: they sell it by the slice.
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My two-year-old is a litigator. She's so good she gets paid five hundred dollars an hour just to fight with people, but she fights with me for free 'cause I'm her father.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Charging money for Content is dishonorable. Sophist behavior. A true visionary, in the tradition of the great Socrates, is annoying for free
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Diet fruit
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On Google Street view looking at the Subway sandwich shop that was my first job. Teddy told us that in Greek, nostalgia literally means
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guys on the corner in Harlem playing I Will Always Love You on a big speaker
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Sesame Street muppets are all on iPads, hanging out in Mr Hooper’s during a heat advisory
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Zach Rose @djairportpanini.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Caesarist in the White House, Caesar Snack Wraps at McDonald’s. As if we wouldn’t notice!
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 22/08/2026
whats really sad is that if taylor lorenz was actually curious and open-minded instead of just going through the motions and pretending she's 'above' social media groupthink, she could easily date me. but i guess she doesn't care
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