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slightest inconvenience and I'm walking straight into the ocean

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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His hand basically does have to be traveling that fast to throw it that fast, but the rest of his arm does not. You're basically applying different levels of mechanical advantage down the chain until you get to the hand. I think the reason it looks so effortless is because his arm is so long.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what's not unique and localized about the branding?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley
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Bill @stillbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sad and pathetic how many Democrats are breaking on a civil rights issue. You'll drown us all trying to accommodate this shit. We all deserve better, and I mean this million times more for our trans siblings
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am so glad people are finally saying this out loud. I've been out on this brand for like three years now.
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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A nation full of men just realized they’re not that much uglier than AOC’s ex
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There’s a net on top, too. (i am very sorry)
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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If refs aren’t cops why they got body cams
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 15/06/2026
Feels like marketing departments have a pretty wild idea of how much Americans care about David Beckham in 2026
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We gotta get better technology.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 29/04/2026
The Malcontents™ and the Pac-12 are both rising from the dead... to mixed results stickyglove.substack.com/p/smokin-on-...
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Smokin' on that 12 Pac
Translating the rebrand into Normal Words
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
donating to liberty to induce more donations 🧠
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Once you start going and get an appointment set for the next one, it's so easy to just get up and go. My inciting incident was that I ate some really spicy food at one point and combined with other weird pains I was having, I thought maybe I was going to die. Not dead. Success!
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I can not BELIEVE that they're burying this particular lede so hard. I've yet to see an article call it out.
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Tiotal Football @tiotalfootball.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You know the feeling when you go from watching MLS to Champions League and you can see it immediately in the speed and touch? That’s what it’s like for Atlanta United fans to watch other MLS games, and has been for 5 years.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
do you regret choosing that image for the post now? 😂
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It does not matter who the Super Bowl act turned out to be they were always going to have to make it a whole thing because these people cannot take one single pitch. Hacking at one hop garbage in the dirt every day of their lives.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
No, Stroller Parking!
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
100%
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
You can add a plus to the end of a bitly link to see where it goes bit.ly/4t1JAc+
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Bitly. The power of the link.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Plenty of mid to late 90s embarrassing Clemson bowls to choose from 😔
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
@surber.bsky.social Donovan McNabb DESTROYED us in the Gator Bowl
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Why should these games matter less than the other twelve? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Let's draw a distinction between unsavory types looking out for their money and the Brian Kelly/DJ Durkin wing of killing people.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It is painful for me personally to stand on my head for DUKE of all teams, but everyone knew the rules ahead of time. I don’t see how anyone would think this ADDS credibility to the ACC unless they’ve been working too hard on the weekends for 14 weeks or so.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
1. stand by your BS 2. as someone that works in politics/labor too, surely you understand media as permission structure to do the shit you want to do in the first place
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It is INSANE that several of you guys are even remotely serious about this. Asking your buddy selling t-shirts how he feels about unilaterally changing the qualifications in-season.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
They showed some stat earlier about SC teams being 0-287 or something like that since 2004 when down 27+ points
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
😱😱😱
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Have experienced this several times over with a terrible Clemson season meaning lots of Durham/Addazio games
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Also nice to not have to do this shit all summer and fall
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Already have a ton of fall Saturdays with the entire league having night games lined up against CFB. All they've really done is write THIS SIDE UP on a different side of the box. There's wisdom in putting regular early season games against CFB instead of late season ones.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
When I’m asked to do more than two things a day
Charlie screaming
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This post is personally attacking me 👴 Also, I feel like knowing what TV Land is might out you as an Old Millennial as well.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Cocaine was not really a problem in Georgetown. 🤷‍♂️
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Most of my Myrtle Beach priors are out of date by 25 years, but it was aggressively fine at worst in the late 90s. I can not fathom it being the worst city a person has visited.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Who called it inbox zero and not the mail loneliness crisis
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The most useless, asshole birds (non-goose division). I would kill a turkey for no reason.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This whole album is really spectacular. Holds up way more than most things of the era.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I was personally hoping to miss more than I already had from birthday parties today
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
They were talking about how windy and dark it was right before they decided not to kick.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Kinda annoyed with the Fullcast After Dark doing the most Fullcast thing possible and not actually having its hosts on the show. Secondary annoyance for platforming Jane Coaston.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
at SC? Myrtle?
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Honestly, this best part of this to me is that it's being held up by a bottle of Old Forester and a Turtlebox
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Fuck Luis Suarez forever. Just the absolute worst.
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
You only get this handsome from a lifetime of skipping leg day
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trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Yet another reason this guy belongs in jail
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