trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026His hand basically does have to be traveling that fast to throw it that fast, but the rest of his arm does not. You're basically applying different levels of mechanical advantage down the chain until you get to the hand. I think the reason it looks so effortless is because his arm is so long. 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what's not unique and localized about the branding? 100
Reposted by trueparallelsleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley 546435
Reposted by trueparallelsBill @stillbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sad and pathetic how many Democrats are breaking on a civil rights issue. You'll drown us all trying to accommodate this shit. We all deserve better, and I mean this million times more for our trans siblings 041
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I am so glad people are finally saying this out loud. I've been out on this brand for like three years now. 001
Reposted by trueparallelsdudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A nation full of men just realized they’re not that much uglier than AOC’s ex 131
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 02/07/2026There’s a net on top, too. (i am very sorry) 000
Reposted by trueparallelsdudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If refs aren’t cops why they got body cams 042
Reposted by trueparallelsJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 15/06/2026Feels like marketing departments have a pretty wild idea of how much Americans care about David Beckham in 2026 91648
Reposted by trueparallelsBen Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 31/05/2026We gotta get better technology. 1734042
Reposted by trueparallelsThe Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 29/04/2026The Malcontents™ and the Pac-12 are both rising from the dead... to mixed results stickyglove.substack.com/p/smokin-on-...stickyglove.substack.comSmokin' on that 12 PacTranslating the rebrand into Normal Words 043
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 22/04/2026donating to liberty to induce more donations 🧠 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Once you start going and get an appointment set for the next one, it's so easy to just get up and go. My inciting incident was that I ate some really spicy food at one point and combined with other weird pains I was having, I thought maybe I was going to die. Not dead. Success! 110
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I can not BELIEVE that they're burying this particular lede so hard. I've yet to see an article call it out. 070
Reposted by trueparallelsTiotal Football @tiotalfootball.bsky.social · 02/03/2026You know the feeling when you go from watching MLS to Champions League and you can see it immediately in the speed and touch? That’s what it’s like for Atlanta United fans to watch other MLS games, and has been for 5 years. 0262
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 20/02/2026do you regret choosing that image for the post now? 😂 010
Reposted by trueparallelsLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2025It does not matter who the Super Bowl act turned out to be they were always going to have to make it a whole thing because these people cannot take one single pitch. Hacking at one hop garbage in the dirt every day of their lives. 1449534
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 27/01/2026You can add a plus to the end of a bitly link to see where it goes bit.ly/4t1JAc+bit.lyBitly. The power of the link. 381
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Plenty of mid to late 90s embarrassing Clemson bowls to choose from 😔 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 26/12/2025@surber.bsky.social Donovan McNabb DESTROYED us in the Gator Bowl 120
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Why should these games matter less than the other twelve? Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 130
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Let's draw a distinction between unsavory types looking out for their money and the Brian Kelly/DJ Durkin wing of killing people. 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025It is painful for me personally to stand on my head for DUKE of all teams, but everyone knew the rules ahead of time. I don’t see how anyone would think this ADDS credibility to the ACC unless they’ve been working too hard on the weekends for 14 weeks or so. 000
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/20251. stand by your BS 2. as someone that works in politics/labor too, surely you understand media as permission structure to do the shit you want to do in the first place 110
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/11/2025It is INSANE that several of you guys are even remotely serious about this. Asking your buddy selling t-shirts how he feels about unilaterally changing the qualifications in-season. 060
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/11/2025They showed some stat earlier about SC teams being 0-287 or something like that since 2004 when down 27+ points 000
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Have experienced this several times over with a terrible Clemson season meaning lots of Durham/Addazio games 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Also nice to not have to do this shit all summer and fall 030
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Already have a ton of fall Saturdays with the entire league having night games lined up against CFB. All they've really done is write THIS SIDE UP on a different side of the box. There's wisdom in putting regular early season games against CFB instead of late season ones. 030
Reposted by trueparallelsBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2025When I’m asked to do more than two things a day 636423
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 09/10/2025This post is personally attacking me 👴 Also, I feel like knowing what TV Land is might out you as an Old Millennial as well. 000
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Cocaine was not really a problem in Georgetown. 🤷♂️ 100
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Most of my Myrtle Beach priors are out of date by 25 years, but it was aggressively fine at worst in the late 90s. I can not fathom it being the worst city a person has visited. 100
Reposted by trueparallelsMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Who called it inbox zero and not the mail loneliness crisis 322636
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 23/09/2025The most useless, asshole birds (non-goose division). I would kill a turkey for no reason. 000
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 22/09/2025This whole album is really spectacular. Holds up way more than most things of the era. 000
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I was personally hoping to miss more than I already had from birthday parties today 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 20/09/2025They were talking about how windy and dark it was right before they decided not to kick. 220
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Kinda annoyed with the Fullcast After Dark doing the most Fullcast thing possible and not actually having its hosts on the show. Secondary annoyance for platforming Jane Coaston. 010
Reposted by trueparallelsadam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2025If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone. 194
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Honestly, this best part of this to me is that it's being held up by a bottle of Old Forester and a Turtlebox 040
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Fuck Luis Suarez forever. Just the absolute worst. 010
trueparallels @trueparallels.bsky.social · 27/08/2025You only get this handsome from a lifetime of skipping leg day 010