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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
this might be the worst tweet in the history of bluesky. we’ve learned to grit and bear the head pats from east coasters but midwesterners treating us like make-a-wish kids is a step too far. we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
cultural victory
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
we are so smart we fixed the internet just to make sure you know more than your friends
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
go read this, or else
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/01/2025
in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...
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The Panel: 4 Fast 4 Furious
A December to Remember leads to Happy Honda Days
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
so i see fisher is choosing "fuck you in particular, oakland"
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
He’s on the Vince Carter path
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(redacted) @squish41.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
MAVS WIN 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛 #MFFL
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
happy egg bowl to all who celebrate
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a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
ALT: a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
benny and the jets
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
los lobooooooooossssssssssssssssss
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
hi i’m cosmo welcome to jackbutt
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
is this the yearly “ah yes, washington state” game
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
LOBOS?????
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
hellen keller was immune to flashbangs
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
the sex havers have taken the lead #holywar
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
virginia! mizzou! funny game outcomes! cfb is so great
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
listen, lsu sucks but having the numbers every 5 yards is a good bit
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
10diana imo
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
has kirby lost control of the progrum
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
nice swing you fucking loser
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
there are also a lot of marines in san diego
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
alright blue sky folks what’s the plan for the night
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
more legitimate than aaron judge's 62 dongs
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I’m very scared
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Ruben Mateo
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Trot Nixon
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Gary Gaetti
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
this thing still on
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
college football is back, folks
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/08/2023
Watch Grid, Week 1: The end has always been nigh www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/college-fo...
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
If you see this post do it! pronouns: he/him/his height: 5’11" shoe size: 11 Weight: fatter than i used to be zodiac: libra smoke: nope tattoos: not enough piercings: i'm afraid of needles fav colour: blue fav drink: at the moment, ranch water
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
hello
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adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Tell me where you’re from in a food pic, not in words.
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