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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 09/07/2026
We have been reinvigorated thanks to Monster Energy Big 12 Football stickyglove.substack.com/p/which-mons...
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Which Monster Energy Flavor is Your Big 12 Team?
Celebrating Brett Yormark's latest stroke of genius
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 29/04/2026
The Malcontents™ and the Pac-12 are both rising from the dead... to mixed results stickyglove.substack.com/p/smokin-on-...
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Smokin' on that 12 Pac
Translating the rebrand into Normal Words
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 24/10/2025
hi been a long time don't worry about it we're back with ESSENTIAL WORLD SERIES CONTENT stickyglove.substack.com/p/world-seri...
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World Series Preview
Unprecedented access with Toronto's greatest baseball mind
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 17/07/2025
We're back with the topic people just can't stop talking about: soccer uniforms open.substack.com/pub/stickygl...
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90's Soccer: So Hot Right Now
Is there enough soccer history in America to mine it for inspiration?
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 11/07/2025
The Panel stands ready and willing to address any offseason bullshit these conferences try to get away with.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 10/07/2025
Objectives: - See the future - Be rude to Brett Yormark ✅✅ open.substack.com/pub/stickygl...
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The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll
An exercise in journalistic bravery
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 09/07/2025
it is important the world know that better things are possible
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 11/06/2025
The Finals are tied 1-1 and headed back to Indiana, so @levey.bsky.social is here to talk about jerseys again. No, we also don't understand why he's like this. open.substack.com/pub/stickygl...
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The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List
More critical NBA Finals analysis
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/06/2025
In which @dudebrabroman.bsky.social and @levey.bsky.social have decided intentional stupidity is a virtue and wrote a love letter to its greatest practitioners: open.substack.com/pub/stickygl...
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I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die
On the razor-thin line between immaturity and invincibility
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 05/06/2025
@levey.bsky.social with some heavy-hitting basketball analysis before the Finals tip off tonight stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-oklaho...
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The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List
An essential NBA Finals preview
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 27/04/2025
@levey.bsky.social got mad again so you know what that means: a new recurring column! This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem. open.substack.com/pub/stickygl...
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The Blue Ferrari: An F1 White Whale
Post Position — Edition 01
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 31/03/2025
What the fuck, man? stickyglove.substack.com/p/this-week-...
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This Week In Bullshit
I will never acknowledge that pitchers are athletes.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 29/03/2025
who among us
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 27/03/2025
Important: Baseball is back today Important-er: The Panel is back today stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...
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The Panel: 162 Quite Bitter Beings
The biggest drop since Game 5 of the 2024 World Series
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 20/03/2025
after some technical difficulties, the smartest posters on the internet are once again here to solve your bracket woes at the very last minute: open.substack.com/pub/stickygl...
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The Panel: Arch Sadness
A look into whether any sport can be good if you make it single-elimination.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 17/02/2025
brand new sentence: here are 1,300 words on MLS uniforms stickyglove.substack.com/p/2025-mls-s... resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that
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MLS Jersey Week, Ranked
It's Soccer SZN on Sticky Substack
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 09/02/2025
it's posts like this that made me certain he was Sticky Substack material
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 02/02/2025
OH SHIT OH FUCK LEBRON LUKA LAKERS LEREPORT stickyglove.substack.com/p/lebrondent...
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LeBrondent Report — BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 26/01/2025
WE HAVE OUR CORRESPONDENT ON THE STREETS GO BIRDS
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 26/01/2025
sup ladies
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 20/01/2025
#NeverForget #DoSomething
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 13/01/2025
INSTANT REACTIONS!!!!!!! stickyglove.substack.com/p/starting-9...
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Starting 9: ROKI SASA-SWEEPSTAKES
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 11/01/2025
One of our (too many) Notre Dame fans reckoned with the future throughout the Cotton Bowl. Did we learn anything? Reader, what do you think. stickyglove.substack.com/p/cotton-bow...
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Cotton Bowl 'Prisoner of the Moment' Liveblog
A Notre Dame fan engages in a little emotional scouting.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 11/01/2025
It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really got punished for cheating and being generally annoying, and on the other hand it’s Ohio State.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 11/01/2025
bevo? more like BOZO
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 10/01/2025
James Franklin
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 10/01/2025
It’s tough picking a team to root for here. On one hand you’ve got an institution that never really fully reckoned with the horrors of covering up sexual abuse, and on the other hand it’s Penn State.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 09/01/2025
Indiana cares about basketball so much they're willing to rank the Indianapolis Final Four logos. stickyglove.substack.com/p/in-49-othe...
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In 49 Other States It’s Just a Logo
The Final Four heads back to Indianapolis in 2026
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 09/01/2025
ALL HAIL BREAD CUBE stickyglove.substack.com/p/behold-the...
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Behold The Bread Cube
A Stadium Concession You'll Absolutely Loaf
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/01/2025
bart's dream, tbh
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/01/2025
Ted Cruz will be attending the Goodyear Cotton Bowl, according to sources familiar with the situation. Terrible news for the Texas Longhorns.
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/01/2025
in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...
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The Panel: 4 Fast 4 Furious
A December to Remember leads to Happy Honda Days
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The Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/01/2025
we are live! feel free to take a look, subscribe, refer friends, yell at us in the comments, etc. stickyglove.substack.com
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Sticky Substack On The Glove | Substack
The Malcontents™ Collective. Click to read Sticky Substack On The Glove, a Substack publication. Launched 2 days ago.
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